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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Good replies to this tweet about extremely irresponsible behavior:

https://twitter.com/NME/status/1292856954516373507

Lol, Drowning Pool was there too.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:30

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# ? Apr 19, 2024 02:00

zedprime: Jun 9, 2007; yospos

Smash Mouth... Bad?

Also I never thought about it but that is an extremely Sturgis 2020 concert line up lol

# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:48

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

zedprime posted:

Smash Mouth... Bad?

Also I never thought about it but that is an extremely Sturgis 2020 concert line up lol

I'm gonna start looking for estate sales in September/ October and find me a cheap Harley.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:53

canyoneer: Sep 13, 2005; I only have canyoneyes for you

Skwirl posted:

Lol, Drowning Pool was there too.

Coming soon to your lungs

# ? Aug 10, 2020 19:54

Smirking_Serpent: Aug 27, 2009

https://twitter.com/Struggle_Tweet/status/1291022098639462400?s=20

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:01

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Lol Smash mouth, Drowning Pool, and Trapt. What a killer lineup for 2002.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:03

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Let the bodies hit the floor (in about 2 weeks)

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:04

CommonShore: Jun 6, 2014; A true renaissance man

Parallelwoody posted:

Lol Smash mouth, Drowning Pool, and Trapt. What a killer lineup for 2002.

I read this in Jay Leno's voice.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:33

Veni Vidi Ameche!: Nov 2, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

Blue Footed Booby posted:

She told the lie, leaned into it in desperation, then when she fessed up she made lemons into lemonade, turning it into a teachable moment that didn't actually impact their enjoyment of the story. Nobody was crushed nor intended to be.

quote:

They were stunned. They felt so betrayed.

I guess you�re right. She didn�t say crushed.

CommonShore posted:

I think that poster just likes shark stories

Yeah.

Absurd Alhazred posted:

Good replies to this tweet about extremely irresponsible behavior:

https://twitter.com/NME/status/1292856954516373507

Is he safe way up there on stage where it�s hard for people to spit on him, or are we going to see him die of COVID-19 in the next couple of months?

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:39

zoux: Apr 28, 2006

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1292908858130792449

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:42

Ambitious Spider: Feb 13, 2012; Lipstick Apathy

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/daveweigel/status/1292908858130792449

ben shapiro reading rap lyrics will never not be cringe.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 20:50

Queer Salutations: Aug 20, 2009; kind of a shitty wizard...

Ambitious Spider posted:

ben shapiro ~~reading rap lyrics~~ will never not be cringe.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:07

repiv: Aug 13, 2009

https://twitter.com/SAL_KIN9/status/1292906044297850880

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:08

feedmyleg: Dec 25, 2004

If we stopped giving him attention he'd cease to exist hth

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:09

Lemniscate Blue: Apr 21, 2006; Here we go again.

feedmyleg posted:

If we stopped giving him attention he'd cease to exist hth

Optimist.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:12

chitoryu12: Apr 24, 2014

https://twitter.com/charles_kinbote/status/1292914059575205888

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:23

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

chitoryu12 posted:

https://twitter.com/charles_kinbote/status/1292914059575205888

I thought this was from the sonic movie

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:25

Mak0rz: Aug 2, 2008; 😎🐗🚬

https://twitter.com/BarristerSecret/status/1292910557838942210

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:34

christmas boots: Oct 15, 2012; To these sing-alongs 🎤of siren 🧜🏻‍♀️songs
To oohs😮 to ahhs😱 to 👏big👏applause👏
With all of my 😡anger I scream🤬 and shout📢
🇺🇸America🦅, I love you 🥰but you're freaking 💦me 😳out; Biscuit Hider

Mak0rz posted:

https://twitter.com/BarristerSecret/status/1292910557838942210

Circus life under the big top world
We all need the clowns to make us smile
Through space and time, always another show
Wondering where I am, lost without you

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:39

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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CharlestheHammer posted:

I thought this was from the sonic movie

What is this from?

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:47

CharlestheHammer: Jun 26, 2011; YOU SAY MY POSTS ARE THE RAVINGS OF THE DUMBEST PERSON ON GOD'S GREEN EARTH BUT YOU YOURSELF ARE READING THEM. CURIOUS!

Josef bugman posted:

What is this from?

It�s Ben Shapiro reading the Lyrics to the new Cardi B song

# ? Aug 10, 2020 21:55

Josef bugman: Nov 17, 2011; Pictured: Poster prepares to celebrate Holy Communion (probablY)

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CharlestheHammer posted:

It�s Ben Shapiro reading the Lyrics to the new Cardi B song

No I mean the movie.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:04

One More Fat Nerd: Apr 13, 2007; Mama’s Lil’ Louie; Nap Ghost

Josef bugman posted:

No I mean the movie.

Thats George C. Scott's authentic reaction to Ben Shapiro rapping.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:15

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/randypaint/status/1292921628217704457?s=21

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:17

Piell: Sep 3, 2006; Grey Worm's Ken doll-like groin throbbed with the anticipatory pleasure that only a slightly warm and moist piece of lemoncake could offer; Young Orc

Captain Monkey posted:

https://twitter.com/randypaint/status/1292921628217704457?s=21

Just post the original
https://twitter.com/benshapiro/status/1292927011724304384

ben "my wife said the only way she's ever gotten wet is from an infection" shapiro

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:22

Inceltown: Aug 6, 2019

Wasn't Mash Smouth allies for a bit in there? Seem to remember them coming out pro trans a few years ago.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:31

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Smash Mouth has always walked the line.

They made "All Star," but were always 100% upfront that they wanted to sell tf out and make the most annoying song that lovely Americans would shove into any commercial product that it even remotely fit in.

They refused to eat the eggs, but seemed to have a solid sense of humor about it.

This puts them pretty solidly on the bad side of things though.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:51

flavor.flv: Apr 18, 2008; I got a letter from the government the other day
opened it, read it
it said they was bitches

Smash Mouth is pro-pussy eating and that's all I need to know

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:54

Elviscat: Jan 1, 2008; Well don't you know I'm caught in a trap?

Parallelwoody posted:

Let the bodies hit the floor (in about 2 weeks)

With their young age and overall excellent condition of health, I doubt any of the attendees to the Sturgis rally will have to worry about succumbing to COVID.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 22:55

Roblo: Dec 10, 2007; I posted my food for USPOL Thanksgiving!

Elviscat posted:

With their young age and overall excellent condition of health, I doubt any of the attendees to the Sturgis rally will have to worry about succumbing to COVID.

They'll just, you know, spread it to their families.

...Oh wait I just got the sarcasm. drat.

# ? Aug 10, 2020 23:29

crepeface: Nov 5, 2004; r*p*f*c*

https://twitter.com/leyawn/status/1280875646126825472?s=20

kinda old i hope no one posted it already!!

# ? Aug 11, 2020 00:27

Parallelwoody: Apr 10, 2008

Back off put a mask on
Covid will take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
Too dumb they're too dumb
Back off put a mask on
Rona will take on anyone
I know that you are wrong
A concert's not where you belong

Pandemic, not a hoax today
Cheap Harleys are two weeks away

# ? Aug 11, 2020 00:29