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El Gallinero Gros
Mar 17, 2010



https://mobile.twitter.com/reynoldsgareth/status/1389226566119575553

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Biplane
Jul 18, 2005




Holy moly this made me cry laugh

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.




https://twitter.com/philistella/status/1389123215369322504?s=19

SneezeOfTheDecade
Feb 6, 2011

2:35 PM, 5 April 2017. 153 decibels. Caused the cat actual harm.






They must really want to shoot their house and their children's feet judging by how the guns are pointed.

Anticheese
Feb 13, 2008

$60,000,000 sexbot




Platystemon posted:

I want that guy to be my Instacart shopper.

I mean I’ve never used Instacart before, but I could use a cat.

Instacat.

Jabberlock
Nov 29, 2014






imagining the kid biking over them and them going off all willy-nilly

pentyne
Nov 7, 2012

I just couldn't look at your old avatar anymore
Fucking nauseating!



You're not supposed to arm the 30-50 feral hogs morons.

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.



https://twitter.com/TihWill/status/1389332602218233856

deoju
Jul 11, 2004

All the pieces matter.


Nap Ghost


Wow, that's gotta be tens of thousands of dollars worth of guns...


Lol. Put me down for six times.

deoju has a new favorite as of 06:16 on May 4, 2021

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


feedmyleg posted:

But the important takeaway here is that skits are something you do in your kindergarten classroom. They're called sketches
What a bizarre opinion.

Son of Rodney
Feb 22, 2006

ohmygodohmygodohmygod



It's called a sketch, Michael. Skits are what children do for treats.

Son of Rodney has a new favorite as of 06:51 on May 4, 2021

ThisIsJohnWayne
Feb 23, 2007
Ooo! Look at me! NO DON'T LOOK AT ME!





I speak german and still didn't now the word airplane could make me cry laughing until now

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Not getting this one. Assume the french team is full of former or possibly active colonial players?

Aramoro
Jun 1, 2012






Milo and POTUS posted:

Not getting this one. Assume the french team is full of former or possibly active colonial players?

Not that many were born in the former colonies but I'd say the French football team has certainly benefitted from colonialism. Which I assume is what he's getting at there.

feedmyleg
Dec 25, 2004

EVERY FAIRY TALE NEEDS ITS HERO.



Tiggum posted:

What a bizarre opinion.

Sounds like you have not spent much time around the comedy community.

Humphreys
Jan 26, 2013

We conceived a way to use my mother as a porn mule



Son of Rodney posted:

It's called a sketch, Michael. Skits are what children do for treats.

No, I wear Sketchers, not do them.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/gen_zeta/status/1388973321031720963

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

Well, you asked.




ThisIsJohnWayne posted:

I speak german and still didn't now the word airplane could make me cry laughing until now

I love how literal German is, "ok we have these things you put on your hands to keep them warm.. I think they should be called 'shoes for hands'. That truck we use for sick people? Yep 'Sick people truck'! Those little tiny bastards that keep stealing acorns? That's right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jo1my-zYI#t=16s

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami



ewiley posted:

Those little tiny bastards that keep stealing acorns? That's right! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=55jo1my-zYI#t=16s

I'm not sure what you mean.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

Well, you asked.




Sereri posted:

I'm not sure what you mean.

The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012




I’m not at work so I don’t really care, but just for future reference, are we considering this work-safe?

I mean the sideboob photo, not idea. Obviously safe working practice is to wear long pants tucked into boots wherever long grass is present.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

We die.
We pray.
To live.
We serve



Soiled Meat

ewiley posted:

The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel

Acorn-chan

HopperUK
Apr 29, 2007

Clear off, fatso, this is a respectable establishment




My favourite overly-literal German translation next to 'hand-shoes' is 'fly-thing' for plane for sure.

Gravitas Shortfall
Jul 17, 2007

Utility is seven-eighths Proximity.



English (French, a bunch of other languages) does the same thing but hides like a coward behind Latin for it.

Dareon
Apr 6, 2009


antibabypillen

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?



Ticks are unobstructed by clothes ime

Sereri
Sep 30, 2008

awwwrigami



ewiley posted:

The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel

Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case.
While the -chen is a diminutive, Eichhorn is just the archaic version nobody uses anymore (same with Magd and Mädchen). And as far as I can tell acorn and Eichhorn do not share a common root, the similarities seem to be coincidental.

ewiley
Jul 9, 2003

Well, you asked.




Sereri posted:

Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case.
While the -chen is a diminutive, Eichhorn is just the archaic version nobody uses anymore (same with Magd and Mädchen). And as far as I can tell acorn and Eichhorn do not share a common root, the similarities seem to be coincidental.

Aw dang, that was actually the story that a German exchange student told me, I guess they were just making fun of a gullible American

e: wait does that mean Eichhorn is like a giant squirrel beast hunted to extinction and we're just left with the Eichhörnchen?

ewiley has a new favorite as of 12:55 on May 4, 2021

Emily Spinach
Oct 20, 2010

hisssssssssss





ewiley posted:

e: wait does that mean Eichhorn is like a giant squirrel beast hunted to extinction and we're just left with the Eichhörnchen?

Son of Thunderbeast
Sep 21, 2002

Hey, Adora.




lmaö

Arsenic Lupin
Apr 11, 2012

This particularly rapid unintelligible patter isn't generally heard, and if it is, it doesn't matter.





https://twitter.com/marnanel/status/1389587540731170819

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/ClickHole/status/1389595684517466112

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



I used to think that April 1 was the worst day on Twitter but no, it's today

Garrand
Dec 28, 2012




zoux posted:

I used to think that April 1 was the worst day on Twitter but no, it's today

It's every day

System Metternich
Feb 28, 2010

But what did he mean by that?



Sereri posted:

Sorry to disappoint you but that's not the case.
While the -chen is a diminutive, Eichhorn is just the archaic version nobody uses anymore (same with Magd and Mädchen). And as far as I can tell acorn and Eichhorn do not share a common root, the similarities seem to be coincidental.

-lein > -chen. Change my mind

ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007






https://twitter.com/NacioMartinez/status/1389655716173070343

Pththya-lyi
Nov 8, 2009

THUNDERDOME LOSER 2020

https://twitter.com/SparkNotes/status/1389683448349175812?s=20

Captain Monkey
Aug 23, 2007



https://twitter.com/christapeterso/status/1389441178320269312?s=21

Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Didn’t games stop having cheat codes well before their time?

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Stexils
Jun 4, 2008



zoomers: galaxy brain
me: big head mode

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