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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Flint_Paper posted:

What a loving RUSH

https://twitter.com/TwitterComms/st...6979129345?s=19

Edit: when viewed in twitter, the contents of trump's tweet are hidden. He is going to burst a blood vessel.

Oh god or he's going to double down and make Kent State look like a funfair

Now the cops can’t pull the trigger or they’ll hurt Big Daddy’s re‐election prospects, and they wouldn’t want that.

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Platystemon
Feb 13, 2012



Chitin posted:

One of those HGTV shows that tells you how much your reno added to the value of your home had something like this except it was (I think?) supposed to be New Orleans in their basement.

Spoiler alert: it did not make their home more valuable.

If you’re going to put a city in your basement, choosing one that’s below sea level just makes sense.

Breetai
Nov 6, 2005

Mah spoon is too big!


Platystemon posted:

Now the cops can’t pull the trigger or they’ll hurt Big Daddy’s re‐election prospects, and they wouldn’t want that.

I have bad news for you about the state of American politics.

Breetai has a new favorite as of 08:11 on May 29, 2020

christmas boots
Oct 15, 2012

To these sing-alongs of siren songs
To oohs to ahhs to big applause
With all of my anger I scream and shout
America, I love you but you're freaking me out


Biscuit Hider

Sulla Faex posted:

My daughter's virginity is my most prized possession. Every father dreams of leading his daughter down the aisle and saying to her new owner, "here, I have brought you her unsullied genitals. They belong to you, now" -- or maybe I won't? Maybe I will keep my daughter's most pure vagina for myself. For that is also a Christian father's right

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.

Breetai posted:

I have bad news for you about the state of American politics.

It's a close race and committing literal genocide in a major American city might cost him a few percentage points (it's not like anyone who approves of that wasn't already gonna vote for him).

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009


Breetai posted:

Y'all are about to get your own Tian An Men, aren't you.

It probably won't actually happen as there are still some cogs in the machine that stop Trump's most idiotic ideas. Hopefully.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Griefor posted:

It probably won't actually happen as there are still some cogs in the machine that stop Trump's most idiotic ideas. Hopefully.

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020



ImpAtom posted:



Posting a screenshot just in case it changes.

So, the one advocating military violence against their own population is the democratically-elected leader of the free world and the one opposing it is a multi-millionaire nazi?

Flint_Paper
Jun 7, 2004

This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

I've said it before and I'll say it again - whoever is running this simulation has gone off for a coffee, and their kid sister has ran in and typed a load of cheats to see what happens.

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.

Moo the cow posted:

So, the one advocating military violence against their own population is the democratically-elected leader of the free world and the one opposing it is a multi-millionaire nazi?

They're both billionaire Nazis

AtomD
May 3, 2009



Fun Shoe

It's billionaire Nazis all the way up.

Skwirl
May 13, 2007

The 'blood babe with the silicone chest, 200-dollar haircut, and a closet full of the latest fashions.

https://twitter.com/PoorlyAgedStuff...9859133441?s=20

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Flint_Paper posted:

I've said it before and I'll say it again - whoever is running this simulation has gone off for a coffee, and their kid sister has ran in and typed a load of cheats to see what happens.

No they haven't. They're enjoying the carnage. How else can you explain this from 2014?

https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump...160060682924032

sassassin
Apr 3, 2010

If you see me posting tell me to log off and get back to work on my Teledji fanfiction!!!

#1 Teledji Adeledji fan - Monetarists Did Nothing Wrong


Moo the cow posted:

leader of the free world

I think that ship has sailed tbh.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






https://twitter.com/brokeymcpoverty...104126942908416

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Are the replies shut off for that semi-blocked Trump Tweet? That's amazing.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Are the replies shut off for that semi-blocked Trump Tweet? That's amazing.

Favs and retweets too

Tiggum
Oct 23, 2007


Moo the cow posted:

the democratically-elected leader of the free world

Pretty sure that's debatable even if you define "the free world" as synonymous with the USA.

grittyreboot
Oct 2, 2012


Holy poo poo. The only thing you can do is quote tweet it. It's tailor made for passive-aggressive comebacks.

Inceltown
Aug 6, 2019






https://twitter.com/JamColley/statu...329143366451201

Uptime Sinclair
Jan 11, 2011

somebody thought it would be cheaper to do it that way


grittyreboot posted:

Holy poo poo. The only thing you can do is quote tweet it. It's tailor made for passive-aggressive comebacks.
It might be the worst thing you could do to President Karen.

Splicer
Oct 16, 2006

from hell's heart I stab at thee

grittyreboot posted:

Holy poo poo. The only thing you can do is quote tweet it. It's tailor made for passive-aggressive comebacks.
It's useless for preventing fake news because fake news and the people who spread doesn't care if you quote tweet or like or what, just that their message gets out there.

It's amazing for pissing off narcissists because MY VALIDATION

OwlFancier
Aug 22, 2013

It is a powerful visual metaphor for my posting.


Cleretic posted:

One of the reply chains talks about that, recognizable things are super useful for Alzheimer's patients having bad episodes, otherwise they'll just be confused and upset. Might not be what this one's for, but there's some nursing homes designed with this in mind.

Also, apparently some nursing homes have fake bus stops outside, basically as traps for Alzheimer's patients that go wandering. Which is throwing me for a loop right now, because in retrospect I've been to retirement villages and nursing homes with bus stops that I never saw a bus stop at.

My nan's in a home that has a courtyard in the middle that's done up like a 1930's street. Quite nice in its way.

Cocaine Bear
Nov 4, 2011




Skwirl posted:

They're both billionaire Nazis

Why did you repeat the same word twice at the end of your post?

Carnotaurus
Feb 26, 2006

meat-eating bull


Skwirl posted:

They're both billionaire Nazis

This is not accurate, Trump is not a billionaire.

Darth Walrus
Feb 13, 2012




Cocaine Bear posted:

Why did you repeat the same word twice at the end of your post?

Hey now, this is middle-class Nazi erasure.

Skwirl posted:

It's a close race and committing literal genocide in a major American city might cost him a few percentage points (it's not like anyone who approves of that wasn't already gonna vote for him).

He'll be genociding Dem voters, though?

Griefor
Jun 11, 2009


Carnotaurus posted:

This is not accurate, Trump is not a billionaire.

Does a billion dollars of debt not make you a billionaire?

Moo the cow
Apr 30, 2020



Mr Ice Cream Glove posted:

So Trumps twitter got flagged for the looting gets shooting

So THE OFFICIAL WHITE HOUSE tweeted the text that got flagged..welllllllll


ultrafilter
Aug 23, 2007

It is time for your viscera to see the light of day!

https://twitter.com/donwinslow/stat...243601652084736

https://twitter.com/lib_crusher/sta...174514662125569

https://twitter.com/kingofevrythng/...712847805243392

FFT
Dec 28, 2005

Keyboard Cowboy



"even ben garrison" implies the wrong idea since ol' BG always circles back when it "makes sense" to:

LordSaturn
Aug 12, 2007

sadly unfunny


yeah garrison absolutely hates authority, he just doesn't connect it to the president of the united states, because he is dumb as a loving brick

zoux
Apr 28, 2006



Today could be one of the most insane twitter days in history. A fitting sendoff for 2020s Meltdown May

https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_v...372082780143618

zoux has a new favorite as of 14:41 on May 29, 2020

Chitin
Apr 29, 2007

It is no sign of health to be well-adjusted to a profoundly sick society.

Reminder that the right isn’t connecting this to literally anything else. “Obviously THIS cop was in the wrong and should be punished,” because this is the one situation they can’t hand wave away, but it means nothing to them on the grander scale, isn’t part of a pattern, and in fact proves that they are able to be objective when a cop REALLY goes off the rails.

Mister Mind
Mar 20, 2009

I'm not a real doctor,
But I am a real worm;
I am an actual worm


https://twitter.com/tweetsofold/sta...3592194050?s=21

MizPiz
May 29, 2013

I have defended, and will continue to defend genocide

https://twitter.com/intellegint/sta...2951237638?s=19

zedprime
Jun 9, 2007

yospos


zoux posted:

Today could be one of the most insane twitter days in history. A fitting sendoff for 2020s Meltdown May

https://mobile.twitter.com/travis_v...372082780143618
If Twitter starts losing immunities to want to do written editorial that appears on the page, they just fall back to an explicitly legal recourse for ISPs: traffic shaping. Just stop technically publishing Tweets they don't like while making it appear to the originator the tweet is out there and published.

In other words hellban the POTUS.

Mak0rz
Aug 2, 2008



zedprime posted:

If Twitter starts losing immunities to want to do written editorial that appears on the page, they just fall back to an explicitly legal recourse for ISPs: traffic shaping. Just stop technically publishing Tweets they don't like while making it appear to the originator the tweet is out there and published.

In other words hellban the POTUS.

Twitter purportedly already does this. The supposed victims refer to it as "shadowbanning."

I say those qualifiers because Twitter themselves deny it but I hear conflicting info from Twitter savvy people.

cash crab
Apr 4, 2015

all the time i am eating from the trashcan. the name of this trashcan is ideology




"My shoulders slowly relaxed from hours behind the wheel, and I let my loneliness mix with the satisfaction of anonymity and the cold, biting hops of my IPA, made here in this unfamiliar place, surrounded by lives that had no intersection with my own until then."

i have never met the author but i feel like i have met her entire personality, somewhere in toronto, where she might have talked to me about this same boring rear end subject and then later tried to get me to talk about her poly triad

Ornamental Dingbat
Feb 26, 2007



Send in Uwe Boll to kick @Jack's rear end.

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Apr 23, 2014



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