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pentyne: Nov 7, 2012

Regarde Aduck posted:

It's spelled Hoston

My son is also named Hoston.

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1382009358494601218

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1382062944939339776

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

FFT posted:

Right, so why isn't it Houstoun Street?

It's definitely funny to have dogs named Whoston and Howston regardless

WIkipedia says it was spelled both ways and uses "Houston" throughout the article, I don't know which one was on his birth certificate and he left the constitutional convention before the constitution was signed so I can't check that.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 21:30

Regarde Aduck: Oct 19, 2012; Can't post for 2 hours!; Grimey Drawer

I name this harbour after my dear departed dog, Hoston Dog

Welcome, to Hoston Dog Harbour

# ? Apr 13, 2021 21:34

theflyingexecutive: Apr 22, 2007

Houston st existed in both the UK and the US before Sam Houston was born :colbert:

# ? Apr 13, 2021 21:35

END OF AN ERROR: May 16, 2003; IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh

It�s pronounced �Houston�?

Well I feel foolish

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Cocaine Bear: Nov 4, 2011; ACAB

My cat is named Houston, but pronounced like a French Canadian.

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

My cat is named L�ane but I pronounce it like a stupid shithead

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freeedr: Feb 21, 2005

Much like all else I say

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/jaynooch/status/1382009358494601218

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1382062944939339776

both of these are great.

# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:10

Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

but were there any replies to the reddit post?

just out of curiosity no other reason

# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:10

Deep Glove Bruno: Sep 4, 2015; yung swamp thang

Flint_Paper posted:

Hang on loving what???

Cast your mind back to 2008... this is from SA but I don't have archives, just a weird text file on my computer:

quote:

Well, I got punched in the face for a PS3 in front of my youngest son by some weird loving marine dude, it still hurts, but drat, a free triple is a free triple.

PlayStation 3 (the city)
Reply to: sale-948408751@craigslist.org [?]
Date: 2008-12-07, 10:54AM EST

I have a Brand new in-box PlayStation 3 gaming system that you can obtain for a special price. It is the 80gb model and includes 2 brand new dualshock 3 wireless controllers.I do not want your money or thanks. To obtain this top of line gaming system, you must let me punch you in the face three times and your child must be present. If you have multiple children, I would prefer you bring your youngest child. This is not a joke. If you want to be your children's hero on Christmas, we will meet at a location that I will specify to you, and I will proceed to punch you in the face in front of your child. You may brace yourself if you want before I begin to punch you, for I am a man of large stature (6'6, 275lbs) In between each punch, I want you to instruct your child not cry. If your child so much as whimpers, the deal is off. Don't think I am a man to be trifled with or that you and a friend can ambush me. I am a former NAVY SEAL and a veteran of the Irag War.

This is the best deal you will ever find on a PlayStation 3. A truly unique offer. You are welcome to inspect the product for authenticity before the deal is done.
Email me for more specific details and we can arrange a rendevous.

Merry Christmas.

* Location: the city
* it's NOT ok to contact this poster with services or other commercial interests

cLin posted:
Did you tell your son ahead of time what was going to go on? How much did the last punch hurt?

Yes, I told him it was a playfight and that if he was quiet I'd let him play it. It hurt a lot, he wasn't lying about being a big motherfucker and I was quite scared that he wouldn't stop because he essentially hit me three times in a really quick succession. He didn't even give me a chance to tell my son not to cry like he said in the ad. Also, he didn't really say much afterwards, just walked to the boot of the car, pointed at the triple and told me to take it.

John Redcorn posted:
Did he have a boner?

Because that's loving weird, and just from the tone of his craigslist ad, if it were me I'd be curious to look and see if he had a boner after he was done punching me. But I probably wouldn't look because if the answer was yes it would be something I never would have wanted to know.

I dunno man, I was too concerned about my gaping eye wound

Hungryjack posted:
gently caress that. Don't try to turn the tables. He showed his kid he can take an rear end whipping to save a buck and that's respectable

"Son, you saw me take three punches to the face from that huge guy for this Playstation. You can sure as hell go mow the yard before you play it!"

As far as my son is concerned, he doesn't know it was a fight, I told him before we even arrived that it was a playfight, and the dude even shook his hand to show him that he wasn't going to hurt me

The point is, there are some forms of human behavior that can really only be explained by "gives someone a boner somehow"

Deep Glove Bruno has a new favorite as of 22:22 on Apr 13, 2021

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Bobby Digital: Sep 4, 2009

https://twitter.com/lapdparody/status/1381690564932894722?s=21

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Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Papapishu/status/1382062944939339776

Gotcha covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rseaKBPkRPU

# ? Apr 13, 2021 22:45

LibCrusher: Jan 6, 2019; by Fluffdaddy

Jabberlock posted:

Gotcha covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rseaKBPkRPU

Why did he stop making new videos?

# ? Apr 13, 2021 23:45

Flint_Paper: Jun 7, 2004; This isn't cool at all Looshkin! These are dark forces you're titting about with!

Deep Glove Bruno posted:

Cast your mind back to 2008... this is from SA but I don't have archives, just a weird text file on my computer:

The point is, there are some forms of human behavior that can really only be explained by "gives someone a boner somehow"

Jesus

loving

Christ.

It's a big, wide world out there and I'm not so sure I like it.

"Thanks"?

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Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

LibCrusher posted:

Why did he stop making new videos?

He found out it was easier to do a podcast with people who were less funny then him. Might be a bit harsh, but I listened to a few episodes and the other people weren't funny or as entertaining as he is. He hasn't visited the cspam thread in awhile either

# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:01

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

Jabberlock posted:

Gotcha covered.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rseaKBPkRPU

i feel like everyone should be forced to watch this. i think the people who were involved in the planning of these highways should be forced to watch nothing but this forever in a cage until they die.

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/cruzkayne/status/1382080121528537090?s=21

# ? Apr 14, 2021 01:45

Stereotype: Apr 24, 2010; College Slice

https://twitter.com/girlfr0g/status/1381720138282590210?s=20

# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:03

FFT: Dec 28, 2005; keyboard ⌨️ cowboy

FFT posted:

Anyone got that "so what i'm hearing is the Pfizer vaccine is [like indica] and the Moderna vaccine is [like sativa]" tweet handy? Doesn't look like it got posted ITT

https://twitter.com/itswingtip/status/1380985112951615488

# ? Apr 14, 2021 02:26

Memento: Aug 25, 2009; Bleak Gremlin

https://twitter.com/theferocity/status/1382148782582861826

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space uncle: Sep 17, 2006; "I don�t care if Biden beats Trump. I�m not offloading responsibility. If enough people feel similar to me, such as the large population of Muslim people in Dearborn, Michigan. Then he won�t"

Jabberlock posted:

He found out it was easier to do a podcast with people who were less funny then him. Might be a bit harsh, but I listened to a few episodes and the other people weren't funny or as entertaining as he is. He hasn't visited the cspam thread in awhile either

They�re like 50 episodes in and every episode is 3 hours of unedited audio where the first 20 minutes is �lol leave it in. Are we recording? Lol whoops� and then the next 20 minutes is �lol pronouns trigger the chuds� and the remaining time is skimming the Wikipedia article and getting sidetracked.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 03:18

Jabberlock: Nov 29, 2014

space uncle posted:

They�re like 50 episodes in and every episode is 3 hours of unedited audio where the first 20 minutes is �lol leave it in. Are we recording? Lol whoops� and then the next 20 minutes is �lol pronouns trigger the chuds� and the remaining time is skimming the Wikipedia article and getting sidetracked.

Beats editing an actually entertaining video i guess. I can't really blame him tho, seems like he really puts the work in on his videos and i'm just sitting on my rear end waiting for him to finish the next one.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 03:45

trapped mouse: May 25, 2008; by Azathoth

https://twitter.com/jazz_inmypants/status/1381783956383760386

https://twitter.com/i_zzzzzz/status/1381852643555958785

https://twitter.com/LeftFlankVets/status/1381795987623194626

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ultrafilter: Aug 23, 2007; It's okay if you have any questions.

https://twitter.com/yesterdaysprint/status/1382161593090252801

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LibCrusher: Jan 6, 2019; by Fluffdaddy

Jabberlock posted:

Beats editing an actually entertaining video i guess. I can't really blame him tho, seems like he really puts the work in on his videos and i'm just sitting on my rear end waiting for him to finish the next one.

I joined his patreon for the videos but cancelled a couple months ago because he hasn�t made one in forever

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Yngwie Mangosteen: Aug 23, 2007

https://twitter.com/iwillleavenow/status/1381602533966106626?s=21

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Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

https://twitter.com/wonderofscience/status/1381944347793362944?s=20

# ? Apr 14, 2021 07:44

Milo and POTUS: Sep 3, 2017; I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

zoux posted:

Lol his own pic looks like a faceapp alter

Someone please photoshop it so he isn't smiling

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Super Waffle: Sep 25, 2007; I'm a hermaphrodite and my parents (40K nerds) named me Slaanesh, THANKS MOM

space uncle posted:

They’re like 50 episodes in and every episode is 3 hours of unedited audio where the first 20 minutes is “lol leave it in. Are we recording? Lol whoops” and then the next 20 minutes is “lol pronouns trigger the chuds” and the remaining time is skimming the Wikipedia article and getting sidetracked.

The first few were under an hour and we're pretty good but they've slowly creeped up to over two and a half hours and I just couldn't anymore

# ? Apr 14, 2021 10:09

Air Skwirl: May 13, 2007; Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed shitposting.

Unless it's an amazing interview, a pre written educational thing, or a TTRPG with a large cast, podcasts shouldn't be over 90 minutes.

# ? Apr 14, 2021 10:14