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Giving Ice-T begrudging respect is not giving Ice-T enough respect
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mind the walrus posted:Rumors have gone for decades that he's hung and he's punched way above his weight for casual dating. He might not show it in his comedy, but dude definitely has BDE like Davidson. David Spade went from Teri Hatcher to Kristy Swanson... are brain worms communicable?
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Absurd Alhazred posted:They do realize they're messing with Disney now, right? Probably a popup and also Korea don't give a gently caress
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I'm not surprised that Mara Wilson at least lurks but I am delighted because she's wonderful
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LawfulWaffle posted:Is that guy a pitcher or a catcher? he was a pitcher who believed his shoulder was torn but was working on his truck and: "Oswalt then claimed his foot slipped off the truck's bumper and he was finally "thrown off." "My truck done shocked the fire out of me, and my arm don't hurt no more." Apparently, the electric charge loosened accumulated scar tissue in the shoulder. Oswalt claims he has not felt any pain in his shoulder since the incident." So medical genius
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Biplane posted:The three R's: Reading, Writing, Arithmetic this is a common phrase
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Come for the cat girls, stay for the philosophy on what sound actually is
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vyelkin posted:I ask everyone I ever meet if they're Tony Hawk in hopes of one day running into Tony Hawk and inspiring one of his tweets. If you meet Tony Hawk on the road, kill him
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This one's absurdity is on purpose. It's from Sean Distan and Scott Aukerman's podcast, We Have to Stop Talking About Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle on Comedy Bang Bang
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D-Pad posted:This kid has tons of videos of him pulling poo poo like this on his dad and it never gets old. The look of defeat his dad gets on his face after every one is *chef's kiss* btw if anyone wants to object because the pranks appear scripted, they can just keep it to themselves because his videos are funny anyway
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Beeswax posted:You don't need to rail against posts no one has made yet was on the tip of my tongue because of people doing that in the schadenfreude thread about the dude mounting a bear head on his parents bedroom ceiling
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Jein is the german word I use the most. It's so useful
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Captain Monkey posted:https://twitter.com/comptonmademe/status/1417309311710105615?s=21 headlines designed to make Alex Berenson mad
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Ishamael posted:
Way better joke starter than knock knoc
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organburner posted:was it just me or was that really quiet? I had to turn my volume way the gently caress up. Yeah same
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Aramoro posted:Wait is that the Honey Badger? Holy poo poo it is.
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German is my second language and if "Wir suchen dich" doesn't elicit at least a "heh" then you might have a problem. half the fun of learning new languages is "what word sounds bad in the other language?"
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Lobok posted:I just love how bad of an idea it was for Adrian Brody to do that. Like the obvious terrible part is him doing a Sean Paul impression but even just the basic idea of using the musical guest intro for your own secret, impromptu little bit is a loving dumb move for several reasons. It got him banned from SNL for life. Others on that list are Sinead O'Connor and Steven Seagal
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Warbird posted:That’s cool as hell, where is that? Page late, but I believe it's the 63 Building in Seoul
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dolly zoom would be a pretty good drag/roller derby name
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