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When I was a youngun, I wanted a foosball table like really bad (as youngsters are to want uncommon things) for my birthday. They managed to buy it, with me in the store, and get in the car with me on the ride home, without me noticing. Kids are dumb as hell
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Inceltown posted:Women can be gay too as a treat
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Jan 14, 2020 01:06
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Breetai posted:Yup. People who saw Indiana Jones in theaters are old enough to start having grandkids.No poo poo that some young people haven't seen your grandpa movies. I understand the urge to call people out on it when you think they're full of poo poo, but as Spock once said to the Replicant crew of the Nostromo in Tron, the droids you are looking for these are not. I am groot
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Intoluene posted:He'll be fine. He already had a deadly virus in Philadelphia. how did that work out for him
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Paper Tiger posted:I'll take "Rodent Potables" for $400, Alex Now that I have centrifuged this mouse and added it to your cereal, is it a soup, sauce, or topping, Mr Bond? Choose your answer carefully.
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May 21, 2020 20:16
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trdn89 posted:lemonade and womenade Lemonade and femonade
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May 27, 2020 22:47
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Skwirl posted:Unfortunately he's super racist. He's a product of his time
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Aug 21, 2020 04:15
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The trick to playing Wasteland 2 was to ignore one 'lockpick' type skill of each type and just deal with it. If you try to level all of them, you end up short on each and miss things anyway, whereas if you skip one, at least you know for sure that you aren't going to get through that safe or whatever. There were indeed too many skills but that was the way to deal with it, rather than the stress of "I need one more level in Dick Suckin', how can I get x amount of XP real quick before I get point-of-no-return'ed", just say "welp, that dick ain't gettin' sucked"
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Sep 12, 2020 23:46
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Soon,ultrafilter posted:This ends with foone running Doom on a guun.
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Sep 15, 2020 19:14
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Griefor posted:The tail has a bit more sparse red dots then the wings and center body, I wonder whether that is because the tail is also not awesome to get hit at but not as bad as the cockpit, or just because it's going to get hit less by anti air aiming for center mass. In real fightin', it's raw weight of fire that brings vehicles down, especially since there are up to many dozens of aircraft in a particular engagement. More often an AA gun is aiming at the center mass of the cloud of incoming bombers rather than any particular plane.
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Oct 10, 2020 15:05
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Dungeon Ecology posted:yeah but which tire tastes the best? LEGO, of course. And they should know how to make a tasty tire, seeing as how they're the world's largest tire manufacturing company
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Nov 25, 2020 10:27
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1stGear posted:It's a beautiful day in the chromosomes and you are a horrible gender. Not sure about this reboot of Mr Roger's Neighborhood
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Nov 26, 2020 02:58
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ultrafilter posted:I kinda want to watch something the Salad Fingers guy thinks is unrealistically bleak. turn off your monitor
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Dec 4, 2020 17:49
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Yeah I was considering going with "open a window"
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Dec 4, 2020 18:00
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Elviscat posted:Not if the gorilla knew kung-fu, idiot. I'm reminded of the post where it was said that because gorillas don't know any bodybuilding techniques or routines, we have never seen one in peak physical form
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Dec 6, 2020 20:08
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Arsenic Lupin posted:https://twitter.com/lawyerthoughts/status/1355950709561122816 "I hope this email finds you before I fuckin do"
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/JuliaLMarcus/status/1367159066531880961 Can't wait to get some of that prick
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Beeswax posted:Wins feedmyleg posted:idgi we know you don't
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Apr 7, 2021 16:09
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Who on earth could lose to a rat??? No way that 25% of respondents are quadriplegic
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May 14, 2021 18:26
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Humphreys posted:As he casually one finger types his 10 digit code. The keys are pronounced enough, and he types slow enough, I'm pretty sure his account is 3465789769 ninja edit: I am overflowing with free time today, yes
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May 17, 2021 17:04
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Fwiw I remember seeing that tweet last April
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May 26, 2021 07:21
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Yeah in a game sense OP definitely means overpowered, the 7-year-old was right to laugh at you
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May 28, 2021 19:14
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I am the one who knots
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Dareon posted:When he got to the account number and said "I'm not going to tell you what it is, otherwise you'll copy it" I immediately thought "Well, just for that, I'm going to shoulder-surf it off you." I didn't actually, but it would be easy enough to pick up on a few rewatches. And just focusing on the idea of it is the pettiest and least useful spiteful action I've taken all week. Last time it was posted I did shoulder surf it, it might have been this thread but it was a while back and I ain't doing it again Edit, found it Evilreaver posted:The keys are pronounced enough, and he types slow enough, I'm pretty sure his account is 3465789769 Evilreaver has a new favorite as of 02:56 on Jun 30, 2021 |
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Frank Frank posted:Frankenstein was fiction though. UGH, it was DR Frankenstein that was fiction
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Jan 6, 2022 16:55
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blow up the towers yourself in the name of capitalism, turn the US hegemony against itself and usher in communism by 2020
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Jan 18, 2022 03:53
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Apr 4, 2022 05:59
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McCracAttack posted:lol it just occurred to me this will suck up any bugs that fly or crawl by. God help you if you get mice your laundry well never smell the same. I'm imagining getting one that can be turned on and off from the laundry room and then you sit there at the laundry room and turn it on and get a face full of spiders and mice what a time to be alive
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Pththya-lyi posted:https://twitter.com/RobertMaguire_/status/1541618499432366086?s=20&t=lMYbSvflWETPVhP5-Akvlw Reminds me of the time my dear sweet 70 year old mum asked me "what's 'AF' mean" all I can think of is "uhhhh usually it means As gently caress? What's the context" "Oh I was on the World of Warcraft forums and someone said my screen name was 'cool AF" 
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Jun 28, 2022 22:07
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I just use heck for everything. It is quick, punchy, and you can use it in any company you want without worry.
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CharlestheHammer posted:I mean people thought that the whole meming about Morbius was some super powerful studio astroturf. People online just think everything is fake even if it doesn’t make a ton of sense. This is always the worst for me. It's a huge pet peeve that makes me really salty when someone looks at a video and says "oh that's so fake it's obviously CGI/a trick", because (a) who gives a poo poo [on funny things] and (b) just as often they are wrong as someone posts a follow-up news article, watches frame by frame, or similar Like most recently I got it really into it with a couple people who could not believe that the cops tied up a woman and put her on the train tracks to be hit by a train, looking right at the video and saying it was fake Just world fallacy is a real stinker
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There is an SCP on that boat
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Oct 1, 2022 23:01
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zoux posted:Infinite pornos lead to infinite jacking off Turns out economists were right all along
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Hyperlynx posted:What do the schnozzberries taste like, though? schnozzberries
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https://twitter.com/banalplay/status/1584640953142640640?s=20&t=s2vuXW6E_2_XqsASoxOxDw
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Oct 24, 2022 22:33
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:It's a little 4x strategy game on mobile. It is actually great It's a 9x9 grid 
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Oct 24, 2022 22:59
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Kinda wish Lowtax was still around so he could pay the :8bux: and still be unverified
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Nov 9, 2022 22:10
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Snowmankilla posted:Are school [...] sucks so bad 
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Gort posted:Clowning's just physical comedy. Good clowns are loving hilarious, check out a Cirque de Soleil gig sometime. But poster,
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