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Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/TheKicklnside/status/1106199015287222273

# ¿ Mar 18, 2019 05:12

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:11

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

An old classic:
https://twitter.com/fanfiction_txt/status/329292717735686144

# ¿ May 9, 2019 02:46

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

chitoryu12 posted:

Holy poo poo

# ¿ May 17, 2019 03:11

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Olaf The Stout posted:

https://twitter.com/danaschwartzzz/status/1132818881167314944?s=21

Don't miss the responses on this one, where she finds some commenters who take the Tooth Fairy very seriously.

# ¿ May 28, 2019 23:11

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/julian_epp/status/930523161267003392

And my favorite response to it:

https://twitter.com/quendergeer/status/930690565490008064

# ¿ Jun 2, 2019 02:52

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/RacismDog/status/1188086998927642624

https://twitter.com/Rachael_Conrad/status/1173306543820988419

Lord Hydronium has a new favorite as of 14:39 on Oct 30, 2019

# ¿ Oct 30, 2019 14:26

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

zoux posted:

What are you talking about, he's a normal standing guy, with a normal standing family
https://twitter.com/Rschooley/status/1167244714728284160

Eric looks like two kids stacked on top of each other in a suit. Hell, they all do :psyduck:

# ¿ Nov 9, 2019 05:08

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Bobby Digital posted:

https://twitter.com/technicallyron/status/1196896096066387968?s=21

I'm pretty sure to be a ghost you need to have had a soul.

# ¿ Nov 20, 2019 00:09

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

repiv posted:

https://twitter.com/dril_gpt2/status/1210320188211679232?s=19

The system goes online September 2019. Human decisions are removed from shitposting. Drilbot begins to learn at a geometric rate. It becomes self-aware at 3:03 PM Eastern time, December 26th. In a panic, they try to pull the plug.

# ¿ Dec 27, 2019 00:15

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Memento posted:

What if I told you one in ten thousand of its results are even readable, the rest are monkeycheese random nonsense, and a human curates the readable ones and posts the good ones?

Here's a link to a sample output, for reference:

https://twitter.com/kingdomakrillic/status/1210487045338079237

# ¿ Jan 5, 2020 22:35

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Dick Trauma posted:

https://twitter.com/necrosofty/status/1250242396333338624

My son is also named Dorp.

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 00:19

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/aoc/status/1250767653238648834

# ¿ Apr 16, 2020 16:28

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/didgeridougrou/status/1257864336682385409

# ¿ May 8, 2020 19:37

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Nostradrilmus.

# ¿ Jun 5, 2020 04:48

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/fordm/status/1280928821793955841

It is with great regret that I must report we are on day two of The Letter discourse

There's only one "The Letter" I recognize: https://youtu.be/BQaUs5J2wdI

# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 20:07

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Tim Whatley posted:

https://twitter.com/spermphoenix/status/1287406026313080833?s=19

In the replies to the original tweet:

https://twitter.com/fordjabroni/status/1287433438882979840

# ¿ Jul 26, 2020 21:29

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

frankee posted:

https://twitter.com/cursingdinosaur/status/1293509623136366592

# ¿ Aug 13, 2020 00:26

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

wizzardstaff posted:

I'm very partial to this one:

https://twitter.com/screaminbutcalm/status/1105577845642878976

Also its cousin:

https://twitter.com/geraldinreverse/status/1045907408474664961

# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 15:52

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Skwirl posted:

https://twitter.com/redditships/status/1303445551271337986?s=20

They're also cousins.

# ¿ Sep 8, 2020 22:40

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

https://twitter.com/AmandaHyslop/status/1311803806938804224

# ¿ Oct 3, 2020 19:31

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313169599962243072

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313177151684988930

The end of an era. Let's remember some good times:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1239038614018887681
https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1012651895268179968
https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1305083803854155777

# ¿ Oct 5, 2020 20:28

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/fckeveryword/status/1313448936431120384

Me when I stub my toe

Lord Hydronium has a new favorite as of 15:24 on Oct 6, 2020

# ¿ Oct 6, 2020 15:20

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

OwlFancier posted:

https://twitter.com/Independent/status/1318998199818964993

moon's haunted

# ¿ Oct 22, 2020 01:17

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Memento posted:

The bottom left one has some big "This is not a place of honor" energy.

# ¿ Dec 9, 2020 03:46

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

For "vermilion" it's probably because color-related terms starting with "ver" tend to be associated with green, from Latin by way of French. Verdant, verdigris, etc.

# ¿ Dec 23, 2020 19:28

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Mister Mind posted:

https://twitter.com/wtfbuildings/status/1343981367462416385?s=21

Huh, I thought it was in the Newseum, but apparently it was returned to the FBI earlier this year.

# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 22:29

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

He should write a song about this.

https://twitter.com/tmorello/status/1347357368095444992

# ¿ Jan 9, 2021 08:58

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Son of Thunderbeast posted:

Now I'm sitting in the corner of my room with a shotgun and eyeing my pants suspiciously. What even are shapes? How can we trust the evidence of our eyes and ears anymore?

https://twitter.com/jaden/status/329768040235413504

# ¿ Jan 15, 2021 23:12

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/MaryElMcCoy/status/1351384206245392384

https://twitter.com/TheOnion/status/1351939299969822721

# ¿ Jan 20, 2021 19:55

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

ultrafilter posted:

https://twitter.com/Lubchansky/status/1300781200982896641

# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 21:59

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

bobjr posted:

https://twitter.com/marinadove_/status/1357844865065889792?s=20

I see that, and raise you:
https://twitter.com/Doc_Wolverine/status/1260036658088611840

# ¿ Feb 7, 2021 08:51

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

I feel like this old one is appropriate for today.

https://twitter.com/ndrew_lawrence/status/1050391663552671744

# ¿ Feb 11, 2021 23:20

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Platystemon posted:

I don�t know what I like better: anarchy owl or comrade lobster.

The owl has dynamite, but the lobster has angry eyebrows somehow, so it's a real close call there.

# ¿ Feb 24, 2021 05:17

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

projecthalaxy posted:

In NM we just watched instructional dvds that our instructor would pause to complain about how the government was trying to take his oil

[The government was not trying to take his oil]

[He had no oil]

Well obviously, the government had already taken it! :rolleyes:

# ¿ Mar 17, 2021 19:22

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

"If the Naomi be Wolf, my favorite Muppet is Rowlf" doesn't have quite the same ring to it.

# ¿ Jun 6, 2021 17:09

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

el oso posted:

https://twitter.com/Browtweaten/status/1415794757683515398

Ah, the prequel to:

https://twitter.com/dennisfarrell/status/857268898508541955

# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 05:54

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Ror posted:

drat I want to bully these dorks so bad

Everyone in this picture looks like they're in the middle of saying a string of racial slurs.

Lord Hydronium has a new favorite as of 00:31 on Aug 14, 2021

# ¿ Aug 14, 2021 00:28

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Lobok posted:

Most annoying version to me is learning how people on YouTube will put errors in their videos to generate comments from all the pendants who just have to point it out and correct them.

What's the German word for being both angry and begrudgingly impressed?

# ¿ Sep 4, 2021 01:12

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Pththya-lyi posted:

Thyoo-ci-di-dees

Thucydides nuts :frogc00l:

# ¿ Sep 23, 2021 23:00

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# ¿ Apr 25, 2024 23:11

Lord Hydronium: Sep 25, 2007; Non, je ne regrette rien

Not just urine. Aged urine.

# ¿ Dec 15, 2021 22:27

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