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Somfin posted:Current theory is that there was a feed hiccup at that exact loving moment. How many other people are looking at this post and wondering if removing the rre from the quote would be funny enough to be worth risking the sixer?
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# ¿ May 13, 2020 14:55 |
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RandomFerret posted:All dormice are edible if you have a polytron and a straw Technically I think that makes them potable.
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# ¿ May 21, 2020 19:56 |
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WeedlordGoku69 posted:i mean, looking at the two examples i gave, Kreia can be validly interpreted as either heroic or villainous, basically depending on whether you think her philosophy is sound or not. Or, maybe, not everyone is a hero or a villain, and assuming every character who is not one has to be the other is reductive as hell.
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# ¿ Jul 7, 2020 23:10 |
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wizzardstaff posted:There are more human beings represented in this penguin romance chart than I expected there to be. Another day volunteering at the Kyoto Aquarium, everyone keeps asking me if they can gently caress the penguins. Buddy, they wont even let me... (puts finger to earpiece) Oh. Huh. Actually go right ahead.
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# ¿ Jul 8, 2020 00:10 |
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My Spirit Otter posted:the Washington Georges would be p. tight I'm thinking if you are changing the name of the team to make it less racist, maybe dont go naming the team after a dude who owned slaves. Just save you doing the whole renaming thing over again in a few years. So I propose the Washington George Washington Carvers. Logo can be a peanut.
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# ¿ Jul 24, 2020 00:42 |
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zoux posted:I say lips because otherwise how could I kiss them Tenderly, on the forehead.
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# ¿ Aug 7, 2020 18:23 |
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I dont know why, but this one always hit me just right. https://twitter.com/thepunningman/status/545910621297205249?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 16, 2020 10:45 |
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Sometimes something catches you just right. https://twitter.com/astonoha/status/1297365617041801216?s=20
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 21:39 |
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Although in fairness, we do now know that he pastor to his poolboy.
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# ¿ Aug 24, 2020 23:16 |
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Regarde Aduck posted:What's a bag of wet eggs? A miserable little pile of secrets.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 20:12 |
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OwlFancier posted:Is there anything in discworld that isn't true? Good cops and happy endings mainly.
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# ¿ Sep 16, 2020 23:32 |
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Ambitious Spider posted:Paulides missing 411 series is interesting- and there are some creepy cases. But A) it’s real easy to get lost in the wilderness and B)also the other cases probably involve people getting murdered or kidnapped by people (or bears) who easily escape into the woods. Do... Do the bears ever send ransom demands?
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# ¿ Sep 20, 2020 15:51 |
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Memento posted:Possibly everything How many people does this tweeter think are involved in a threesome?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2020 13:59 |
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I had a friend show me an essay she'd been given to mark that kept referring to "Recent Zealand". I'm not going to say "dont cheat", but at least proof read your cheating.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 17:53 |
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Anticheese posted:What if you know how to code but still can't get a job? Learn to ballet dance. Fatima is giving it up, so there is an opening.
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# ¿ Oct 12, 2020 23:52 |
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https://twitter.com/DMReporter/status/1325156762073358336?s=20
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# ¿ Nov 7, 2020 20:39 |
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Griefor posted:People will meticulously rules lawyer every measure set in place as if being technically correct will prevent them from getting sick. Seriously. I've had to explain to more than a few people that the reason I'm following the rules is not because I'm worried about getting in trouble, I'm following the rules because I don't want to get sick or get anyone else sick. So, no I dont want to come to a "business meeting at my house but we all bring booze, as we cant have a party but business meetings are allowed".
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 17:31 |
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The Little Death posted:Saying mitochondria are the powerhouses of the cell actually sort of obscures their function. Mitochondria produced the ATP that cell structures use to do work, but the energy release isn't in the mitochondria it's at the point of work when the ATP transfers a phosphate group to another molecule. If we're being picky about high school science simplifications; Hydroelectric dams dont produce energy either, they simply convert it from gravitational potential energy into electrical energy.
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# ¿ Nov 17, 2020 22:44 |
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Almost certainly fictional, but funny anyway (thread): https://twitter.com/KLobstar/status/1329777440173002757?s=20
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# ¿ Nov 20, 2020 23:24 |
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Captain Monkey posted:I’d be more inclined to agree if his estate didn’t sue people who include silence in their songs. As already pointed out, the one guy who got sued (Tory prick Mike Batt) literally credited John Cage as a songwriter on the silent track on his album, which is a loving stupid thing to do if you dont want to get sued for royalties by the person you are claiming co-wrote a song on your album. Unless there was a second musician who was sued I dont know about?
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2020 19:41 |
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xtal posted:A brontosaurus is a huge flightless bird. This is inconclusive. The science is far from settled on them being flightless btw. #teachthecontroversy
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# ¿ Dec 13, 2020 19:12 |
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https://twitter.com/depressionfan93/status/1340939153068986368?s=20
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# ¿ Dec 22, 2020 20:27 |
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Shithouse Dave posted:I have enormous problems with “lefty loosey, righty tighty “ for undoing screws and such. They’re round. When one side goes left, the other goes right! Why would you not just use clockwise and anticlockwise?? Because Lefty Loosey is alliterative, and righty tighty rhymes. Thats why, its to help people remember. There arent many good relevant rhymes for clockwise.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 01:45 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Just casually making my whole church watch a snuff film of a guy they all know to show them the meaning of Christmas. Wait til you see what he has planned for easter.
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# ¿ Dec 25, 2020 18:35 |
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Griefor posted:So a brown bear is really a brown brown? The scientific name for the Brown Bear is Ursus Arctos, which translates as "Bear Bear".
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2020 14:26 |
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Captain Monkey posted:Not at all, I've done big bike rides and they're really fun, though we did it in the country, and followed traffic laws, and it wasn't late at night around people's homes when they were trying to sleep. But I'm convinced that Critical Mass is not a legitimate protest group that pushes for real change, at least in the US. Oh no, a protest group protested in a way people found inconvenient. When will they learn that protesting quietly in a way that people can easily ignore is the best way to achieve change. And at 10pm on a school night too. I hope, with time and a strong support network around you, you can begin to heal from this trauma.
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# ¿ Dec 31, 2020 15:21 |
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Memento posted:2004: Something Awful forums ban anime discussion If only they'd banned it earlier, so many lives would have been saved.
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# ¿ Jan 1, 2021 01:45 |
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https://twitter.com/LettersOfNote/status/1346919146550865929?s=20
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Memento posted:I've worked at one bank and one financial services company and stepping away from your desk without hitting Win-L to lock your computer was a first-and-final warning offence at both. Expecting as little as that level of discipline from your elected representatives and their staff doesn't seem onerous. We trained 19-year-old call centre staff to do it, and they managed it fine. And you used to do that while being evacuated because of armed insurgents attempting a coup? What a life you have led.
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# ¿ Jan 7, 2021 22:48 |
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Josef bugman posted:If 2021 is the year of the Shanty then I am going to be very pleased I've been listening to Stan Rogers for the last 5 months. Me too! I'd literally never heard the song in my life and someone posted a tweet in this thread I didnt get, and I googled, found it was a reference to a song I didnt know, and its been periodically in my head ever since. Vaguely related: https://twitter.com/haydenmiller95/status/1349268933660925952?s=20
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# ¿ Jan 13, 2021 21:02 |
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https://twitter.com/FoldableHuman/status/1349641021475360770?s=20
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# ¿ Jan 14, 2021 13:50 |
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ThisIsJohnWayne posted:Its not on twitter yet, absolutely will be soon, possibly on TikTok haven't checked, but it is on YT. It is now. https://twitter.com/lubalin_vibe_co/status/1351262503091769354?s=20
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# ¿ Jan 18, 2021 21:40 |
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FFT posted:(sorry in advance) I mean, that is fully in keeping with the concept of "Schitts creek but elves and hobbiton", its not like the Roses built a mansion in schitts creek, they moved into a motel.
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# ¿ Jan 19, 2021 11:15 |
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Garrand posted:I like Yakuza 7 but it does basically everything he's complaining about. There's a ton of cutscenes that were way long exposition on stuff that we've already been told before or figured out and I spent half the time thinking 'I could skip this but I don't want to miss anything new'. Then there's the fact that if you don't do a lot of the random bullshit like finding this homeless guys lobster, you're not going to be high enough level when you hit that super wall and just get stuck there. In fairness though, Yakuza 7 (as do the previous games) goes out of its way to make sure that the protagonist is written as someone who would ABSOLUTELY set his own concerns aside to help a homeless man find his lobster, and there are large stretches of the main plot where what you are doing is important, but not urgent, so it doesnt seem ludicrous to take time out and do side stuff. Whereas in your grand theft autos you get kind of a "Why am I letting this guy bully/blackmail me into doing this loving fetch quest? I killed 15 cops on my way to this meeting, one more would barely be a blip." I will grant you that they did a poor job of tuning some of the fights (there are, as you mention, a couple of MAJOR difficulty spikes) but thats a failure of mechanics, not plot. And actually, if I remember correctly, doesnt the side stuff give you very little experience compared to running the fight arena or repeatable sewer dungeon? So actually if you didnt want to do the side story stuff (although, if you didnt, why on earth are you playing a yakuza game, thats half the appeal!) you could just do mechanical grinding in the battle arena or whatever. I mean, the guy was long winded as hell, and twitter is a bad platform for any kind of long form writing, but his general point wasnt terrible. Its not that all games need an intricate plot, its that many games that claim to have an intricate plot and sell themselves on that basis often still have the writing as little more than an afterthought, rather than developing it alongside everything else, so that plot can inform gameplay and gameplay can inform plot.
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2021 11:53 |
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Theres a short thread of images: https://twitter.com/moadore/status/1352739086386278402?s=20
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2021 19:22 |
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Knormal posted:Why is Barney carrying a nightstick? gently caress around, find out.
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2021 12:48 |
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A good rule of thumb continues to be; If a headline asks a question, the answer is probably "No.".
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2021 18:00 |
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Whybird posted:From 0:20--0:40 is the most menacing drat lap dance I've seen. I think its maybe third or fourth most menacing for me. I really need to sort my life out.
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# ¿ Feb 3, 2021 15:50 |
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Arsenic Lupin posted:Who's the dude in the Stetson?
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# ¿ Feb 6, 2021 21:11 |
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Sure, the last million cyclist/driver derails on this website were drawn out tedious shouting matches between the dullest posters the forum has to offer, but I got a good feeling about this one. This time you'll finally persuade the other side that the rules you agree with in your country should be universal to the whole world, and its absolute on topic for the "Post your favourite tweets" thread to boot! https://twitter.com/roastmalone_/status/1360778160057548800?s=20 SiKboy has a new favorite as of 19:02 on Feb 14, 2021 |
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