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Mak0rz posted:Good Twitter profiles count too https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1204867071542214656?s=20
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Phil Moscowitz posted:That’s an amazing impression His other ones are great too. I think about “he earned!” all the time. https://twitter.com/AmbJohnBoIton/status/1205236562457440257?s=20
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Making pink vaginal yogurt
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Blue Footed Booby posted:There's absolutely something to be said for telling a story because you want to tell a story, and letting it be what it is. But he's perhaps not the best advocate for that approach. https://twitter.com/beguiled2017/status/1207997430165319680?s=21
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Danaru posted:She brought a gun to graduation and tried to spin it into a right wing grift, but she's so terrible at it that people only remember her for making GBS threads herself at a party Graduation *at Kent State*
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Oreos in the freezer is the greatest life hack I can give to you fellow goons.
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Gritty tweeting this to the Penguins on the day of his announcement elevated him to God tier https://twitter.com/GrittyNHL/status/1044258341017587713?s=20
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Truly never expected to see Dr Pete on SA. All my worlds crashing together.
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Chrpno posted:Why is he doing the legs/legs thing? Trying to be funny? No. He’s just using the word legs correctly in two different contexts.
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Mr. Bad Guy posted:Giving me a crazy flashback to a playground argument when I was like 8 years old. A kid in another class insulted me by saying I had a fat wiener and I spent the rest of recess trying (unsuccessfully) to convince him that a girthsome hog was a desirable trait. Of course I didn't have that sort of vocabulary back then, so I was just shouting "A FAT WIENER IS A GOOD THING IDIOT!" Holy poo poo. This happened to me, too. I was in 8th grade and they would pair us up with “little brothers” in 1st grade. There was a kid in 1st grade who knew enough to know you should mock someone’s dick, but not enough to know which direction to go with it. So he looked at me, a goony looking lad, and told me I had a fat dick. Then he told me he’d tell everyone I had a fat dick. In hindsight, I should’ve been a lot more concerned about the implication of how he came to know that as opposed to just trying to keep a straight face and going “oh no, please don’t tell all of those girls in my class”
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chitoryu12 posted:Guess what new canon info came out about Star Wars https://twitter.com/elijahwood/status/1235425800125440000?s=21
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Scroll down and you can see she stole that tweet, but kept responding to check mark people as if she wrote it. The pandemic turning Susan Orlean into a lying plagiarist is one of the wildest outcomes for me.
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Abe with another terrible mod challenge
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Steak Ums has been doing this for a few years. They’re 100% in the MoonPie clique of social media https://www.eater.com/platform/amp/2018/9/27/17907508/steak-umm-twitter-exploits-millennial-angst-to-sell-sliced-steak
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She was outted as faking the conversation in the comments and it’s the funniest loving thing. She posted a screenshot with her own texts to herself
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christmas boots posted:Anyway here it is What is dead shall never die
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This reads so much like Eripsa’s last thread that I had to do a double take. https://twitter.com/swiftonsecurity/status/1256349560626196481?s=21
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PetraCore posted:i mean I clicked through and it sounds like she just informed people of the bare minimum of stuff that already happened and that he definitely knew about, and then he also went 'yes, I see she's told people', and they're trying to keep it at that because they have a young kid, except fans of both are going nuts? While I have no knowledge of the actual breakdown of their marriage, I do want to point out that this series of tweets had me responding like Bunk and McNulty's "gently caress" scene. https://twitter.com/dismalplaces/status/1257372033714880517 https://twitter.com/fingerbIaster/status/1257373191112216577 https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257378811185897473 https://twitter.com/WearySky/status/1257380219297697801
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Doc Hawkins posted:lived not in new york Are you talking about Delilah or Jen Wright?
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OwlFancier posted:He is describing the concept of cultural/social context like it's a pathology because it is a context he is unfamiliar with. He wasn’t snooty at all
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cash crab posted:i love this but that plothole can be easily explained by remembering that teenagers are loving idiots Growing up is moving from “this is so sad because THEY WERE IN LOVE” to “this is so dumb because he could’ve just waited” to “this is so sad because teenagers are the dumbest loving things in the world”
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May 21, 2020 01:22
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I appreciate this follow up reporting https://www.wxyz.com/news/local-news/water-cooler/video-youtube-comedian-hilariously-edits-himself-in-wxyz-story 
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May 22, 2020 05:52
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A byproduct of covid has to be that it amplifies joke thievery. https://twitter.com/brianpempus/status/1263975348515069952?s=21 https://twitter.com/doctorow/status/1264203218017333248?s=21
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canyoneer posted:A lot of military installations have formal events throughout the year. 
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Seedge posted:Turns out it was banned because the caption was requesting nudes. Who would’ve thunk that a selectively cropped image could be hiding the truth
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christmas boots posted:The whitest show of all time, ill-conceived in a way no other show ever has or ever will be, made by a duo of trust fund kids who don’t believe in subtext? It’s a shame because I genuinely and truly love 25th Hour
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Went to grad school in England. My drunken rants were about the superiority of the grid system and Fahrenheit.
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Mak0rz posted:It wouldn't surprise me. That's above boiling point at just a few hundred meters I C° what you did
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You’re critiquing the ketamine thread? A Good thread? For shame
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So that’s why he had Ghislane finding him children.
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/pomo_sapiens/status/1279566701378654213 Bingo far right column
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She is a loving garbage fire of a person. A one woman fyre festival. An influencer who ghost wrote all of her posts and then didn’t pay her ghost writer which led to a blowup essay from the writer. Then she embraced the fact that she was garbage and said that doesn’t that make her *more*authentic? Cut to: her learning about simps and starting up an onlyfans. Now she is performatively horny on twitter in the weirdest goddamn way https://www.thecut.com/2019/01/caroline-calloway-instagram-seminars-cancelled.html
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