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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

Dashing? But I'm not even moving!


It's so dense, both frames have so much going on

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Who the hell is Ric...oh yeah!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Screaming Idiot posted:

It's what we do here in jolly old Nodnol right before the weekly unrumble, Lister.

beat me to it

though i guess by nodnol rules i got there first

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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it rhymes with gotta

gotta blast

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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sodastream really needs to reconsider some of these crossover promotions

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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DontMockMySmock posted:

I had a co-worker tell me a couple months ago that he thought he could take absolutely any woman in a fight, even a champion mma prizefighter, despite being a slightly doughy 50 year old with zero training. As far as I can tell, he was being completely serious.

that was a bit on jackass

no points for guessing how it went, but maybe you should send this guy a video of it

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Chitin posted:

Wincing with embarrassment-by-proxy at this post.

see? beware, unbelievers, lest you be similarly hexed.

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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:tipshat:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/80skillerqueen/status/1149011446036160516

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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resident evil is okay, which at the time made it the greatest adaptation of all time, which naturally led to it having a parade of stupendously bad sequels, so I'm looking forward to an endless furry parade streaming out of the uncanny valley

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Gluten Freeman posted:

These are incredible

https://twitter.com/bowelrupture/status/1153032744194269184

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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lol

https://twitter.com/lijumdar/status/1155572435405680642

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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known but to god

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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quote:

The word "raccoon" was adopted into English from the native Powhatan term, as used in the Colony of Virginia. It was recorded on John Smith's list of Powhatan words as aroughcun, and on that of William Strachey as arathkone.[10] It has also been identified as a reflex of a Proto-Algonquian root *ahrah-koon-em, meaning "[the] one who rubs, scrubs and scratches with its hands".[11]

Similarly, Spanish colonists adopted the Spanish word mapache from the Nahuatl mapachtli of the Aztecs, meaning "[the] one who takes everything in its hands".[12]

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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apparently russians just call them "rinsers" which is the best

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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"McConnell? Let me tell you about McConnell..."

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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new friend from school posted:

Nah, the Russian word is енот (yenot), and it doesn’t mean anything but “raccoon.”

you have betrayed me, wikipedia!!


quote:

as in Russian poloskun (полоскун, ‘rinser’).

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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doverhog posted:

I believe in rehabilitative justice. In Finland you could stab someone and you wouldn't do 9 months. Dog loving is less of a threat to the public than stabbing.

What's the public interest here? Who's the one whose rights are being protected? What degree of state intervention is warranted?

it's animal abuse

i won't defend prisons, but forced treatment for her obvious severe illness would serve her own welfare as well as the dogs'

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Punkin Spunkin posted:

Thats a pretty depressing statement

:therapy:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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decidedly magnificent moment imo

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Mak0rz posted:

RL Ripples is an account that posts weird or otherwise interesting news headlines from a century ago. Every now and then they find a topical one.

https://twitter.com/TweetsofOld/status/1164193110785609728

"this media might contain sensitive material"

was somebody triggered :ohdear:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/grhmc/status/1164357340126220289

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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gently caress you fools

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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zoux posted:

The Demon Goose

The Goose's Foot

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/shawtyarabia/status/1178678136319414272

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/TheHoshuah/status/1177641215585595397

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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in all the faces of all the muppets that Henson ever filmed, i discover no kinship, no understanding, no mercy, only the overwhelming indifference of nature

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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Eschenique posted:

More than enough time to Nuremberg her but alas. Where was the Mossad during all these years?

maybe they really liked fish

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/meakoopa/status/1182845261464395777/

:stonklol:

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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https://twitter.com/dril/status/1183222206043549696


he's right, we deserve this

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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dasharez0ne go on truthpoint

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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they're bad wasps brent

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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can't think of one fucker

that's not my birthday, i just saw it in the list and thought it was funny

but of course a birthday by itself is not secret information, you'd need to have a security-question type of information like the street you grew up on or your high school's mascot

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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extremely online posted:

You're going to want to click through and see the whole thread. It's a saga.

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1183805486409367553

woah

https://twitter.com/bestofnextdoor/status/1184118845293895680

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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nerf testosterone

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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HaB posted:

Boxer-briefs, or as I like to refer to them: Inferior Trunks.

Trunks for Life, gentlemen. Imagine boxer-briefs but WAY better.

too bulky for good pants, ie ones tight enough to risk testicular torsion when shifting gears

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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no...

no!!

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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zoux posted:

I don't get it, there are clearly four lights.

i don't understand how you can be so mistaken

Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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sadly the joke only really works if i hook you up to a torture device, I'll pm you a time and address

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Doc Hawkins
Jun 15, 2010

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drinking piss is also an ancient taoist practice.

e: has to be your own, though. the road to power is a lonely one.

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