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Farecoal posted:https://twitter.com/CanYouPetTheDog/status/1112843227881762817?s=20 This is why I hate video games, they appeal to the male fantasy
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zoux posted:Well, under the Leo-is-a-creep law recently enacted on Twitter, his wife is almost 40 years his junior, though they didn't get married until '13. (She would've been 34 to his 72) They've been together for like 10 years or something and I trust a 30-year-old woman to make her own decisions, especially when that decision is falling in love with Patrick Stewart.
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RoboRodent posted:I mean, don't know why "next to the target practice dummy" was a safe place but I don't think deer are especially renowned for their intelligence. Deer are in fact renowned for being dumb as hell
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Sandwich Anarchist posted:Thanks, I like coming to the Good Tweets thread to read about children dying in horrible agony due to poisoning by evil capitalists pigs (who got away with it). Made my night, really. The first tweet says it has graphic content and the tweet you didn't like was something like 20 tweets in so I feel like you could have stopped reading well before that if all you wanted was a joke or an idiot getting dunked on. It's a good tweet and it belongs in this thread.
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chitoryu12 posted:Shouldn’t the person who originally posted the tweet thread with the dead baby also get probated and the tweet deleted? I feel like there's a pretty significant difference between posting the start of a long (and good) tweet thread that features graphic content but has a warning up front that it features graphic content, and posting a giant screenshot of the specific dead baby tweet inline in the thread.
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wizzardstaff posted:Taking "be gay, do crimes" to extreme heights, literally. Fully automated luxury gay space crimes
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Went to this dude's Wiki and learned he had to install cannons in his newspaper office to protect it against regular pro-slavery rioters, and later installed a cannon at his home to protect himself against all the death threats.
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Without access to those archives, historians will be less able to write books about how bad Reagan was. A bad tweet 
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Doc Hawkins posted:if that's a spoiler, so help me, i won't get too bothered because it's what i expected and a good suspense film is good even when you know what will happen Nah dude there's way more to it than that.
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Mister Mind posted:[quote="greazeball" post="501724806"] More like his stoolshed
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I'm sad the video cuts off right as the cop is saying "The interesting thing about being an adult in the world" because lmao
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Inceltown posted:That meat is boiled, most probably in milk. Milk steak is a rare Philadelphia delicacy
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Skwirl posted:My favorite Frankie Boyle joke (which I'm going to get wrong) is: I've been studying Israeli military hand to hand combat to get healthy. I now know 17 different ways to kick a Palestinian child in the back of the neck. My favourite is his bit about Scottish independence and oil, where he says the worst part about getting invaded by the United States is that a few years after you get invaded, then the Americans will come back to make movies about how killing you made their soldiers sad.
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"finally found the reason why people bought toilet paper" https://twitter.com/KotikiV/status/1244178291256426499
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Alan Smithee posted:What’s her deal exactly She thought she was writing an important book about how Victorian Britain was violently intolerant of homosexuality but actually she wrote an entire book about nothing because she didn't know what the terms in 19th-century court documents meant. And now I guess she thinks 5G causes cancer and/or coronavirus and doesn't remember the Troubles happened  though tbf I guess that last one is in accordance with her general level of historical knowledge
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CharlestheHammer posted:The democrats have been chasing the so called moderate republican since the 90s and outside Clinton it’s failed every time Hard to say if it even really worked with Clinton given Perot acting as a spoiler both times.
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Absurd Alhazred posted:Give him a break, it's not easy getting bi. He started calling himself bi but then got a cease and desist order from BiNet and according to the terms of the settlement he's legally required to aggressively deny his bisexuality whenever questioned about it.
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I'm kind of torn because on the one hand I approve of drowning out those garbage hashtags with kpop stans, but on the other hand the harder they drown them out the more those hashtags trend, so if someone doesn't actually click on it to see that it's all fancams then they go about their day thinking there's a huge groundswell of right-wing sentiment on social media.
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Blackula Vs. Tarantula posted:I never saw this, but would love to know what he's talking about. The villains are qanon? Or preppers? Or Christians? In the movie Denzel is protecting the world's last copy of the Bible and postapocalyptic warlord Gary Oldman wants to take it from him so he can use it to control his followers.
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Woozie66 posted:I thought the copy Eli had was braille, meaning he was there only one who could read it? It's both. His copy is Braille but also he has memorized it, so at the end of the book he recites it from memory for the good guys to make a new copy, and Gary Oldman is left with a Braille copy that's useless to him because no one can read it
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Milo and POTUS posted:Anyone know what this was Don't remember, maybe a video of cats jumping over toilet paper walls.
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Chrpno posted:Ok, so let's guess what his actual military service was. Latrines? Catering? Payroll? I think he may have been an actual combat troop since the stuff about keeping people safe is her paraphrasing, not his actual words (someone called her on this in the replies). See this tweet and the following ones: https://twitter.com/kacytillman/status/1286657707706114050
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Son of Rodney posted:Pratchett was, behind his comedy and silly writing, extremely acute in his observations and managed to get points like this across better than most serious writers, in just a small side note. According to Neil Gaiman he was angry about the world's injustices pretty much all the time, and I think that comes through in his writing. He's angry about the bad things in the world, but is able to find a way to laugh at it, because if you can't laugh at the bad things in the world you'll go insane.
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Samovar posted:... Nah, it's just smart marketing. The alternative logos all look fine but are very generic and forgettable. The one they chose is weird and bizarre and as a result has got a shitload of free publicity from Very Smart And Funny People Online making jokes about how bad it is.
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