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Veni Vidi Ameche!
Nov 2, 2017

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Son of Rodney posted:

If you spurt without rhythm, it won't attract the worm

Nothing is going to attract that worm for 10-30 minutes.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Adam has got some kind of bubble butt. If he drew a naked butt in one of his comics, that’s about how I’d expect it to look. I guess he keeps close to the source material.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Are those of you saying that you could only make it X seconds into the video saying that you actually couldn’t take it and had to quit, or is that just the point where you realized it was stupid, so you turned it off?

I mean, it’s dumb, but it’s not that much dumber than a million other videos floating around the internet. I also never understood the effect the foam video seems to have on people.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Lol, this cracked me up. Strong Garfunkel and Oates energy in there.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Ornamental Dingbat posted:

Except you got the formula at GNC of from some guy behind the gym.

Look, if the baby doesn’t start making gains now, he won’t be able to get into a good gym and his entire future will be ruined.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Gritty is the Steak-umms Twitter of the professional sports world.

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Nov 2, 2017

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I’m guessing Animal Crossing, because everything on the internet is Animal Crossing, right now.

However, I have no idea what Animal Crossing is, or even if it has animals in it.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Flint_Paper posted:

I propped my phone on my knock-off roomba thing and live streamed it to twitter. Literally hundreds of viewers.

Then I watched it from my PC and actually found it really entertaining. Oh god.

If the Roomba camera sweeps your monitor while you’re watching the stream, we achieve unity, and the universe as we know it ceases to exist.


fizzymercy posted:

I am so tired of new hermits talking poo poo like they know what it's like to be alone all day and contemplate the flowers on the wall.

Everyone talks to their vacuum cleaner, house plants, cats, plates, the floor. It's normal. You don't notice it for like way too long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1s8nRL2bPCU
Playing solitaire ‘till dawn, with a deck of fifty-one.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Lol, “the strategic take reserve” is an excellent phrase.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Chrpno posted:

Ah. Pam Bondi and Janet Reno?

Pams Bondi and Janets Reno.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Cleretic posted:

This is incorrect, but for the record, 'Coreys Haim and Feldman' is not.

Sorry. Pams Bondi and Reno.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Where is he going to attach his climbing anchors?

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Nov 2, 2017

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When the top of his head scrolled into view, I thought it was Data from Star Trek: The Next Generation.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Theaters are going to stick around. The difference is that, instead of keeping 99% of the ticket sales, the studios are going to keep 99% of the ticket sales and also a piece of the concession stand action.

Is the world ready for a $36 medium popcorn? We are about to find out.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Not one even moderately brown baby in the bunch.

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Nov 2, 2017

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There’s no way it’s been eight years. Has it been eight years? I would’ve said it just happened. I would’ve guessed, like, maybe 2018 or 2017.

God, I am so old.

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Nov 2, 2017

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I was confused for a minute. I was thinking, "He looks awfully good for a dude in his eighties." I finally realized his parents must not have been part of the "every single member" thing.

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Nov 2, 2017

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This got interesting when the skinny guy landed a six-hit combination which included two body blows and a kick, but I absolutely lost it at the end when he pulled his kick and stopped to visibly measure his target before cracking the dude one last time.

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Nov 2, 2017

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I have a cat, and I don’t see anything unusual here.

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Nov 2, 2017

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He’s wrong about a few of those.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Lol, wait. His name is like the other name. Did he get publicly fired from the family business?

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Nov 2, 2017

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Inceltown posted:

Shannon Huffman is the HR manager not the effigy burner.

Ah, thank you. I thought the HR person was also the one being fired, like that Ice-T meme.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Griefor posted:

Does a billion dollars of debt not make you a billionaire?

It does if you wrap it in abs().

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Nov 2, 2017

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Rioting works!

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Nov 2, 2017

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“gently caress you. Stop watching my movies.”

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Nov 2, 2017

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This was in the replies under another tweet in a different thread. I am not sure who it was aimed at, but it almost doesn’t matter.

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Nov 2, 2017

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With fart tuba to the left, and Vader trumpet to the right, we drove the pigs on a slow march into the sea.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Alan Smithee posted:

man must people post their kpop pics everywhere

https://twitter.com/politico/status...7161524225?s=20

Fascinating that the group of white and black people kneeling together in solidarity is neatly segregated along racial lines. I think I see one crossover.

Edit: Oh, maybe two.

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Nov 2, 2017

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zoux posted:

https://mobile.twitter.com/dcuthber...100763876954112

*Anton Chigurh voice* the tea has been spilled

I take it these people are English, which means this is basically the same as stabbing them in the throat and making GBS threads in the hole, no?

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Nov 2, 2017

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Skwirl posted:

Why would there be a falling out over making tea in the perfectly normal British manner
https://twitter.com/GailSimone/stat...7208302592?s=20

Suspended, apparently.

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Nov 2, 2017

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zedprime posted:

But where is FART1?

There is actually only one fart, but he drew a big “2” on it as a prank.

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Nov 2, 2017

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zoux posted:

James Woods, Scott Baio, Dean Cain, Rob Schneider, you know a real Crap Pack

Chuck Woolery and Pat Sajak are nutball MAGAs too

Sajak, too? I knew Woolery was around the bend.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Aww

The fold-ins, and Drawn Out Dramas by Sergio Aragones, were the best things in MAD Magazine.

Edit: On the other hand, whoa, Jaffee is still alive? He must be a hundred. [Reads article] Close enough.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Son of Rodney posted:

Am I really the only person with an entire fridge door full of assorted sauces, salsas and dips, that I randomly and sometimes disgustingly mix with foods that just need a hint of relish with jalapeño right at this moment?

No dry piece of food will ever go undipped in this household.

[Stands with great dignity] I see you.

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Nov 2, 2017

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It’s like watching Wile E. Coyote looking down at the ground after he’s run off the edge of the cliff, in that instant just before gravity catches up with him.

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Nov 2, 2017

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This is amazing, because there is no way you raise your daughter from infancy to adulthood and just accidentally never mention that this song you wrote is about her. Mom and dad conspired to keep this bomb in check for decades, just so it could be unleashed at the moment of maximum effect.

“Listen, wait for me to be dead for two years, then BAM!”

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Nov 2, 2017

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Holy poo poo. I didn’t know that game existed until a couple years ago when I was visiting a friend, and he tried describing it to me. I scoured the internet using, like, “two-player cowboy video game NES arcade Raspberry Pi,” and finally found it. We’ve since played about 500 games of it, and that scene is my favorite part. I cannot stop myself from saying the line and trying to sound like the game every single time, which is exactly what I did just now when that picture scrolled into view. It’s a loving reflex.

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Nov 2, 2017

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JPrime posted:

holy poo poo i thought there was no way anyone else would think of this

It’s not an obscure song. What is a little less well known is that Alex Chilton was sixteen years old when he recorded that. I didn’t believe that the first time I heard it.

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Nov 2, 2017

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Is your cat named after the goblin king?

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Blue Footed Booby posted:

One time I got home from elementary school when my mom was out of town and my dad had left work early because, and I quote, "you're a man now; it's time you see Conan the Barbarian." We rented the VHS from Hollywood Video and it kicked rear end.

Was this an aberration, or do you have a super cool dad?

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