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Dear Prudence posted:My husbands name is Hans, but it's not pronounced like Hans Gruber, it's pronounced like "Hands" but without the D. He's Danish. Anyhow, my brother's friend Sean said he would pronounce it the German way and so whenever he would I would say to him "No, Seen, that's not how it's pronounced." He got the hint fairly fast. A guy named Daniel in high school kept saying my name Adam with the emphasis on the second syllable like he was saying "A [beaver] dam", even after I'd tell him how it was pronounced like "Add umm". It wasn't a cultural thing, he was as white as they come. I called him "Danielle" once and it stopped immediately.
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repiv posted:Wouldn't the electroblood and anti-blood just cancel each other out, seems like a waste imo Only the blood part cancels out so it leaves you with electricity
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Sarcopenia posted:The first ever episodes I heard of Reply All years ago were the ones where she interviews that incarcerated dude with a blog. It did not leave me with a good impression of her and it always stayed in the back of my mind whenever she was on. That was one of the worst series of episodes of the pod since it came across as a podunk Serial and that's not why I listen to it, they could have done like 7 YES YES NO's in that time.
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Pththya-lyi posted:Oh yeah, speaking of cottagecore: you can't fool me that's just a bulbasaur
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Skwirl posted:Having just looked up a pademelons, how on earth could someone confuse the two? Possibly the same person that confuses Tasmania and New Zealand
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Memento posted:I fired up my SNES and played some Super Mario World and my daughter asked why you couldn't change the camera angle. You can press L and R to move the camera, absolutely shameful parenting.
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Feb 27, 2021 10:26
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zoux posted:Look if I wanted to drink a lovely sour beer, I'd drink an IPA My friend I have some bad news for you, you don't know the difference between sour and bitter
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Mar 24, 2021 23:35
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Skwirl posted:Interesting thread in the wake of that VICE/Myanmar debacle. Extremely curious how the AI handles non-white people (I'm sure it'll be poorly)
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Holy poo poo I did not expect that ending
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Apr 27, 2021 17:36
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Very impressed by the lengths people will go to to play Smash Melee
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May 5, 2021 21:01
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other option is say you're learning the guitar
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zedprime posted:If I'm living in a mathematical construct I demand my yes or no answer! in that case, it's both yes and no at once
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Cocaine Bear posted:I like alcohol. See ya in 3 pages! If you're going to black out for three pages, maybe you should like alcohol a little less
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Stexils posted:going back in time to become the founder of the company This is just the plot of U.S. Patent No. 1, a print and play game that should def get a movie adapation.
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Oct 15, 2021 00:54
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Big Prisencolinensinainciusol vibe from this
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Nov 27, 2021 14:20
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Huh, usually it's Drake trying to get inside teenage girls instead of the other way around.
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Dec 9, 2021 01:03
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I read a modest proposal in grade 11 and to this day have an insatiable hunger for baby.
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Dec 14, 2021 21:23
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Trapick posted:I'm convinced the current height exaggeration is because of Tinder/Hinge/whatever, where there's a real or perceived height bias, but since hardly anyone actually cares about absolute height it never gets challenged. The people who do care about height mostly just want to be shorter/taller than their partner.  https://theblog.okcupid.com/the-big-lies-people-tell-in-online-dating-a9e3990d6ae2
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The Neal! posted:Send the emus after the hogs are you nuts? that's how you end up with an emu-hog coalition
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thecluckmeme posted:I didn't give a poo poo at all about wordle tweets until I tried it out for the first time to figure out what it is, and now that I understand what it all means the wordle tweets make me irrationally angry. Wordle is real good and I'm glad for the Wordle tweets because they remind me to play that day's Wordle. Sorry you suck at Wordle, and anger management. Wordle
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Garrand posted:I kept seeing this wordle stuff on my timeline and had no idea what it was. It sounds like it's basically mastermind with words? pretty much yes Milo and POTUS posted:I've never heard of it. It seems like it's p good although I now I know how to play it I doubt I'll lose many going forward. time to embrace HARD MODE
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projecthalaxy posted:Do I have Biff's handy dandy almanac because I definitely don't remember the exact scores to sports finals games in 1993 off the dome. Again, I'm probably too stupid to be an isekai protagonist like the other tweet thread users You don't need the scores, just pick winners. Pick a sport with a no ties. pick a team. Convert wins to 1 and losses to 0, and then you have a binary string. A 23 length binary string can be converted to a 7 digit number, it's like memorizing a phone number. If you want to get really fancy, pick a specific string of games that actually produces your own phone number or another easily remembered pattern like 8008135 (boobies). Hell if you can remember two phone numbers that's even better since you now have 46 days of bets. Bet a single dollar on your first game and double it (or whatever the odds are) every day. Then you just gotta find someone willing to take a 14 trillion dollar bet on a midseason baseball game and you're set for life. It's all very simple.
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Gnome de plume posted:proclick this guy Should've asked for one sword on the first day, doubled to two swords on the second day,
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Arsenic Lupin posted:I didn't. It isn't loss.jpg, so what is it? 
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Breetai posted:Bring back late '90s weird internet. Look what website you're on, right now!
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Beeswax posted:Her facial expression however is not boss rear end Sad to see that lesbians born nearly 150 years ago can't escape "you should smile more"
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Lobok posted:So it's not just goon face blindness but goon name deafness. I can't judge though, not all my senses are great. I can see perfectly and hear wonderfully but I smell terribly. I was the opposite but then I got Lasik, now I just need to get the ear version of Lasik and I'm set
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Mr. Lobe posted:... cochlear implants? No, it has to be lasers!!!
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MagpieConcept posted:
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zoux posted:I like the meme and dislike Glenn Greenwald. Reality Winner believes she ended up in jail because of him Who should really be in jail is whoever named a human being "Reality Winner"
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zoux posted:You'd think a dinosaur would still hold a grudge against very hot rocks. They're much larger than the rocks now, the tables have turned
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/YouGov/status/1537797003626831872 very curious about the 3% of people that are undecided about Feast's ice lolly status
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Chitin posted:I would count myself in the 3% of people who have bigger problems than giving a poo poo about treat-on-a-stick nomenclature. If someone asks you if you think something is a popsicle and you start spewing off about climate change, I bet you're an absolute delight at parties
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There was an old reality game show called Solitary, where the premise is that the contestants are basically tortured and they have to see how long they can endure each challenge without being able to see how each other contestant is doing. . Stuff like lying on a bed of nails, or holding hot sauces in their mouth, or being woken up every few minutes and forced to recite an increasingly longer series of random numbers, fun stuff like that. One of the challenges was to sit in a cramped box and not leave until you think three hours has passed. One guy said his strategy was to watch the movie Titanic in his head, since it was about three hours long. Sadly, he left the box early because he forgot to about the credits. Show's great (very bad), check it out.
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Mr. Lobe posted:This is a description of him buying 3 hamburgers for 5 dollars It's a description of them SELLING 3 hamburgers for 5 dollars
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apatheticman posted:What the hell was our lady peace's one hit in the States? Chris Benoit's theme music
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Ghost Leviathan posted:We all know we only know these words because of Magic the Gathering
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Dachshundofdoom posted:Also you would expect a character with ten million followers to not look like a NPC rejected from Cyberpunk 2077 for looking too lovely I was gonna say Borderlands lol
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Holy gently caress it sounds like a circus version of Missy Elliot's One Minute Man, which makes it even funnier somehow
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