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Skwirl posted:Is there an animal a house cat hasn't stared the gently caress down and beaten the gently caress up? coyotes like, it's honestly a little unnerving to me because coyotes will kill cats and that makes me sad but it's also kind of intimidating for something to actually attack a cat on purpose edit: sorry for the double post here's a tweet that i think is good https://twitter.com/JiminyRebuild/status/1170750572204634114 Rainbow Knight has a new favorite as of 09:38 on Sep 9, 2019 |
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edit not quote
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# ¿ Sep 9, 2019 09:34 |
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man that went over a lot of (normal, well adjusted) people's heads
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# ¿ Oct 3, 2019 19:36 |
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https://twitter.com/SamAndMaxOOC/status/1129196635777642497
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2019 17:04 |
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zoux posted:https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1189165422161137664 I don't think "desiccant" is the same as "the outer packaging presents a choking hazard" but I'm not the one eating desiccant so what do I know? https://twitter.com/VideosFolder/status/1188946942388310016
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# ¿ Oct 29, 2019 15:04 |
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https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1191264771280121858
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# ¿ Nov 5, 2019 19:06 |
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https://twitter.com/YonShadyGlenn/status/1191086941925728256
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# ¿ Nov 11, 2019 20:43 |
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as is CA tradition i have stolen this tweet from another thread and am generously posting it here https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/...D490%23lastpost
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# ¿ Nov 12, 2019 20:39 |
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https://twitter.com/Ghosty_Boy/status/1203024074672349184?s=20 that goddamn tiger is the only thing that's made me rage in that game
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# ¿ Dec 6, 2019 20:59 |
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chitoryu12 posted:https://twitter.com/thelindsayellis/status/1207062288437407746?s=21 A Controller of Water and... uh... sleepy
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# ¿ Dec 18, 2019 09:45 |
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Katt posted:City staff would be there in 5 minutes to remove it and cops to rob the homeless person of their stuff and beat them up for good measure. that guy on the right looks like a stocky little guy or maybe the perspective is all hosed or something. it looks like that nearby light switch is up to his chest
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# ¿ Dec 30, 2019 21:39 |
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Marshaling Rainbow Vaginal CerealSon of Rodney posted:After reading through this entire thread my takeaway is this: Also systems that involve likes or up-voting in any form is just some kind of weird emotional abuse imo. Rainbow Knight has a new favorite as of 14:16 on Jan 7, 2020 |
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christmas boots posted:I don’t think Brie is supposed to break off in fragments little cheese knives are the sexiest of all of the knives
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2020 21:35 |
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Skwirl posted:
Church of England getting styled on by their American counterpart Wikipedia posted:
Rainbow Knight has a new favorite as of 02:30 on Jan 24, 2020 |
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Memento posted:tag yourself, I'm Ridge-where-the-Goat-jump-off gonna have to go with Under-the-Water
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2020 06:19 |
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"smoko om"
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# ¿ Dec 19, 2020 23:27 |
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https://twitter.com/hotterdad/status/1358988047367499777?s=19 still funny and I don't care what anyone says
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2021 05:49 |
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https://twitter.com/_Glintofsilver/status/1366204627922923521?s=19
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# ¿ Mar 1, 2021 17:46 |
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one of my favorite things is how recent automatics keep having their gear selector designed to look like a stick shift It's like, have some dignity at least. it's just a car lol
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# ¿ Mar 18, 2021 14:40 |
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I recognize the stunt doubles for Willy Nelson and Ronnie James Dio, but who's the other guy supposed to be?
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 17:36 |
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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp, and Neil Young. Oh that's some poo poo lol nevermind me then E: I'm dumb so here's a tweet https://twitter.com/dinoman_j/status/1362327588635574272?s=19 Rainbow Knight has a new favorite as of 19:39 on Mar 20, 2021 |
# ¿ Mar 20, 2021 18:38 |
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Blade was a masterpiece
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2021 01:17 |
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Stan actually means you balkanized from the person into a smaller person duh
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# ¿ Apr 10, 2021 21:07 |
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ewiley posted:The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel Acorn-chan
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e: .
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# ¿ May 14, 2021 21:41 |
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El Gallinero Gros posted:"Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor. Ah a fellow Water Pig I see
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# ¿ May 18, 2021 00:24 |
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Some generations get smartphones and some get access to an economy that gives them everything they need so just give us the god drat smartphones
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# ¿ May 26, 2021 17:12 |
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Real heads know that mdma hippo is the mystic, lsd elephant is the adept, and cocaine bears bear is the street samurai.
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# ¿ Jun 2, 2021 01:32 |
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just found out numbers go all the way up to 666
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# ¿ Jun 11, 2021 15:01 |
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Ron Paul Atreides posted:I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596 idk why it has the commercial you posted too but a) I don't have the twitter app on my phone and b) I'm bad at internet stuff
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# ¿ Jun 15, 2021 03:19 |
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The man didn't even mention Smog Days smh
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# ¿ Jul 16, 2021 16:10 |
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lol they can just put the mattress on the floor. let people pork if they want sheesh
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# ¿ Jul 17, 2021 00:24 |
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we had a dot matrix printer in our receiving dept until just this year lol jealous?
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 18:45 |
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lord funk posted:We had a dot matrix printer in 5th grade that perfectly played the very beginning to Back in Black. https://youtu.be/YjZrYPovm_Y
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# ¿ Jul 26, 2021 22:35 |
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Dr. Lunchables posted:Isn’t goku canonically the dumbest person in existence? Like hugely strong but incredibly, insanely dumb? the first time he meets Chi-Chi he kicks her genitals to see if she's a girl or not. he's dumb as hell lol
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2021 21:49 |
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Inceltown posted:Gonna say this one is but drat is it a solid clapback re: the tweet this was replying to, so many of the comments are like, "Only her leg is shaking what about her arm?!?!" but the obvious thing everyone should notice is that she's just extending her leg out and up. When you do that, eventually your leg starts shaking because it's straining on the muscles. All she is demonstrating is how inflexible and out of shape she is lol
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2021 01:05 |
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something wrong with that anatomy there lol
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 18:25 |
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I'm 10000% sure that if humanity ever gets to Mars one of the first things we'll do it knock his stupid car out of orbit and send it flying into empty space, assuming it actually makes it there without exploding
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# ¿ Nov 14, 2021 22:23 |
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https://twitter.com/Kschwenky/status/1459933958330896386?t=buWaku4QYoT4HzM3isKStA&s=19
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Malcolm Turnbeug posted:https://twitter.com/deejaygeejaygee/status/1460902375850446860?t=6U0q9h6JPjsxXc7o375Rmg&s=19 the Inland Empire claims another soul
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