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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Skwirl posted:

Is there an animal a house cat hasn't stared the gently caress down and beaten the gently caress up?

https://twitter.com/meowlibrary/status/1170423229095149568?s=20

coyotes

like, it's honestly a little unnerving to me because coyotes will kill cats and that makes me sad but it's also kind of intimidating for something to actually attack a cat on purpose


edit: sorry for the double post here's a tweet that i think is good

https://twitter.com/JiminyRebuild/status/1170750572204634114

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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edit not quote

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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man that went over a lot of (normal, well adjusted) people's heads

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/SamAndMaxOOC/status/1129196635777642497

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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zoux posted:

https://twitter.com/jilliancyork/status/1189165422161137664

Goddamn it I've been depriving myself for so long

I don't think "desiccant" is the same as "the outer packaging presents a choking hazard" but I'm not the one eating desiccant so what do I know?

https://twitter.com/VideosFolder/status/1188946942388310016

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/wiki_tmnt/status/1191264771280121858

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/YonShadyGlenn/status/1191086941925728256

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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as is CA tradition i have stolen this tweet from another thread and am generously posting it here

https://twitter.com/quinncy/status/...D490%23lastpost

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/Ghosty_Boy/status/1203024074672349184?s=20

that goddamn tiger is the only thing that's made me rage in that game

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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A Controller of Water and... uh... sleepy

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Katt posted:

City staff would be there in 5 minutes to remove it and cops to rob the homeless person of their stuff and beat them up for good measure.



that guy on the right looks like a stocky little guy or maybe the perspective is all hosed or something. it looks like that nearby light switch is up to his chest

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Marshaling Rainbow Vaginal Cereal

Son of Rodney posted:

After reading through this entire thread my takeaway is this:

1: there some absolutely hilarious tweets and posters around

2: Twitter is a garbage format like goddamn. Every single time I see someone posting "a thread" or a 1/69 notifier I can't believe people actually went from blogs or normal forums back to a format where you can post like 250 characters, and are using it to post legitimate content instead of stupid one liners.

Also systems that involve likes or up-voting in any form is just some kind of weird emotional abuse imo.

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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christmas boots posted:

I don’t think Brie is supposed to break off in fragments

little cheese knives are the sexiest of all of the knives

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Church of England getting styled on by their American counterpart

Wikipedia posted:


The Episcopal Church was active in the Social Gospel movement of the late 19th and early 20th centuries.[5] Since the 1960s and 1970s, the church has pursued a decidedly more liberal course. It has opposed the death penalty and supported the civil rights movement and affirmative action. Some of its leaders and priests are known for marching with influential civil rights demonstrators such as Martin Luther King Jr. The church calls for the full legal equality of LGBT people. In 2015, the church's 78th triennial General Convention passed resolutions allowing the blessing of same-sex marriages and approved two official liturgies to bless such unions.[6]

The Episcopal Church ordains women and LGBT people to the priesthood, the diaconate, and the episcopate, despite opposition from a number of other member churches of the Anglican Communion. In 2003, Gene Robinson became the first openly gay person ordained as a bishop.

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Memento posted:

tag yourself, I'm Ridge-where-the-Goat-jump-off

gonna have to go with Under-the-Water

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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"smoko om"

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/hotterdad/status/1358988047367499777?s=19

still funny and I don't care what anyone says

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/_Glintofsilver/status/1366204627922923521?s=19

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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one of my favorite things is how recent automatics keep having their gear selector designed to look like a stick shift

It's like, have some dignity at least. it's just a car lol

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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I recognize the stunt doubles for Willy Nelson and Ronnie James Dio, but who's the other guy supposed to be?

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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SneezeOfTheDecade posted:

Willie Nelson, John Mellencamp, and Neil Young.

Oh that's some :corsair: poo poo lol nevermind me then

E: I'm dumb so here's a tweet

https://twitter.com/dinoman_j/status/1362327588635574272?s=19

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Blade was a masterpiece

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Stan actually means you balkanized from the person into a smaller person duh

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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ewiley posted:

The German word for squirrel is basically "little acorn guy" Eichhörnchen (or maybe it's the English word Acorn comes from the German word for squirrel, I can't recall which), which English speakers have a hard time to pronounce, but it's also funny that Germans can't pronounce the English word for squirrel

Acorn-chan

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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e: .

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El Gallinero Gros posted:

"Nothing Compares 2 U" by Sinead O'Connor.

I'm a widow.

Ah a fellow Water Pig I see

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Some generations get smartphones and some get access to an economy that gives them everything they need so just give us the god drat smartphones

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Real heads know that mdma hippo is the mystic, lsd elephant is the adept, and cocaine bears bear is the street samurai.

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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just found out numbers go all the way up to 666 :monocle:

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Ron Paul Atreides posted:

I guess this is really more of a tic toc but I refuse to download that so it's a tweet to me

https://twitter.com/freshgaycorpse/status/1404297808501301249?s=19

watch all the way to the end to feel yourself go insane from the emotional shift

https://twitter.com/sighborgs/status/1404589074619502596

idk why it has the commercial you posted too but a) I don't have the twitter app on my phone and b) I'm bad at internet stuff

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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The man didn't even mention Smog Days smh

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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lol they can just put the mattress on the floor. let people pork if they want sheesh

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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we had a dot matrix printer in our receiving dept until just this year lol

jealous? :smuggo:

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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lord funk posted:

We had a dot matrix printer in 5th grade that perfectly played the very beginning to Back in Black.

https://youtu.be/YjZrYPovm_Y

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Dr. Lunchables posted:

Isn’t goku canonically the dumbest person in existence? Like hugely strong but incredibly, insanely dumb?

I’ve never seen the show, this is an honest question.

the first time he meets Chi-Chi he kicks her genitals to see if she's a girl or not. he's dumb as hell lol

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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Inceltown posted:

Gonna say this one is :nws: but drat is it a solid clapback

https://twitter.com/tempest_xo/status/1446205952009584646

re: the tweet this was replying to, so many of the comments are like, "Only her leg is shaking what about her arm?!?!" but the obvious thing everyone should notice is that she's just extending her leg out and up. When you do that, eventually your leg starts shaking because it's straining on the muscles. All she is demonstrating is how inflexible and out of shape she is lol

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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something wrong with that anatomy there lol

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I'm 10000% sure that if humanity ever gets to Mars one of the first things we'll do it knock his stupid car out of orbit and send it flying into empty space, assuming it actually makes it there without exploding

Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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https://twitter.com/Kschwenky/status/1459933958330896386?t=buWaku4QYoT4HzM3isKStA&s=19

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Rainbow Knight
Apr 19, 2006

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the Inland Empire claims another soul :ca:

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