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This is a trash thread for trash people. Comic books are trash. Comic book movies are even worse trash. Comic book movie fans are the worst trash of all. (USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)
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Jan 10, 2019 16:45
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Guess we should never have movie trailers for anything ever.
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Jan 16, 2019 21:50
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Talked to a friend about Glass, the plot sounds loving terrible and that film seems like it sucks poo poo.
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Jan 20, 2019 10:41
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DBS: Broly seems like it would be far more interesting/better than Glass.
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Jan 21, 2019 02:22
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Aces High posted:I wonder if there is a way that they can work in saying "Captain Marvel" without getting sued It doesn't matter if they could, they never would.
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Jan 21, 2019 04:47
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Nice to see Sorry To Bother You nominated for so many..... oh.....
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Jan 22, 2019 18:52
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I love that they’re not even trying to pretend they’re not super human. The F&F movies are the best super hero movies ever and MCU/DCEU wish they were 10% as good as the weakest F&F films.
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Feb 1, 2019 17:54
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STAC Goat posted:Wait... the F&F movies literally have super powers now? Are you familiar with Dungeons & Dragons? You know how, generally half way through a campaign, you can take on a "prestige class"? That is what happened in F&F5. Watch the F&F films and listen to the Giant Bomb "Film and 40s" companion commentary.
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Feb 1, 2019 18:40
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STAC Goat posted:Sadly those words mean nothing to me. Are you familiar with Final Fantasy 1 at all? How thieves because ninjas. White mages become white wizards? Fast and Furious is kind of like that. In F&F 1-4, they are all mostly normal people. In F&F 5, Ludacris goes from being a guy that supes up cars to one of the world’s best computer hackers. Vin Diesel goes from being a leader of a street gang to basically a Captain America super soldier leading the Avengers. That sort of thing. Also, for those that are unfamiliar with the series as a whole, the movies have a release order and a chronological order. Movie 3, Tokyo Drift, actually takes place between movies 6 & 7. The movies are loving fascinating and amazing and I could talk about them for loving ages. F&F1 is exactly what it is. It’s a street racing and thieving movie. F&F2 is a loving terrible movie and doesn’t even have Vin Diesel in it because he was off making the xXx movies because he thought that would be more successful. Despite being the worst film in the series, 2 is important for introducing a gently caress ton of characters that are important later. Though, when they were making this movie, they weren’t making it with the long term arc in mind. F&F3 (Tokyo Drift) almost feels like a straight-to-dvd sequel. Not in quality, but because it doesn’t have any of the cast of the previous films. F&F4 is the second worst film in the series. But it is still important because it is when you see the foundations of the transition to modern F&F films. F&F5 is where poo poo gets WILD. Generally considered the best in the series. This was the film that made canon that Tokyo Drift is a future film because a character that died in Tokyo Drift is part of the crew here. F&F6-8 all continue the tone of 5, but continue to ramp up the insanity. If you’ve never watched the series, you’re doing yourself a loving disservice and missing out on one of the best modern film series.
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Feb 1, 2019 22:06
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Looks loving boring and it shot in the most bland loving way imaginable.
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Feb 3, 2019 22:04
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Can we just all agree that Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark both need to be put under the guillotine?
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Feb 12, 2019 17:21
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Looks like this thread is going to have a new Game of the Year - https://twitter.com/9_volt_/status/1096057367547072519 The review is for.... Crackdown 3
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Feb 14, 2019 18:51
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Someone do a movie fight between The Incredible Hulk returns and Thor: Ragnarok.
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Feb 17, 2019 02:26
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Speaking of video game movies, how bad of an idea would it to be to create a thread where we go through all wide-released video game films and watch them chronologically?
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Feb 21, 2019 17:51
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NikkolasKing posted:Surprised they don't adapt the more "Western" anime like Cowboy Bebop or Trigun. I actually just started rewatching Trigun this past weekend and goddamn is that still a cool as gently caress show. I know it's kind of cliche to say right now but Vash should be played by Ryan Reynolds.
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Feb 21, 2019 18:45
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NikkolasKing posted:Trigun is both simple and yet interesting enough to fit into a great film. Humanity is trapped on a desert hellworld, there's one lone super badass who fights against the despondency and selfishness that reigns in such a place, has an evil brother who also fights against all that except his solution is to just murder all the evil people, and so-on. Pretty interesting backstory and worldbuilding that is more in the manga but you can still do the stuff with Rem and seeing Knives lose his mind in a movie adaptation. I think it could also work as either a single solo film or a set of 2-3 films. Alternatively, just give it the Netflix/Amazon Prime treatment and just make it a miniseries.
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Feb 21, 2019 19:46
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Vintersorg posted:Apocalypse is the poo poo cherry on top of a giant corn and poo poo cake that is known as the X Men movie universe. Someone rank the Xmen films in comparison to the MCU films.
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Feb 27, 2019 01:52
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Mystique is good when she looks like a sexy alien. Mystique is bad when she looks like a human painted blue.
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Mar 4, 2019 22:08
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Here's a question though....how old and how online are you? I'm really had to please wrt comedy films to the point that I think that I've reached a point where films that advertise having a heavy comedy focus are immediately less interesting to me. I thought both Deadpool films were intensely unfunny. I loving hated the Lego Movie (to the point that I almost wanted to walk out of the theater). But at the same time, I loving love me some Taika Waititi films and love poo poo like What We Do in the Shadows and Hunt for the Wilderpeople.
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Mar 7, 2019 23:20
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Intel&Sebastian posted:I'm sure it'd be very enjoyable if I had hands the size of of a 7 year olds. Thus is a stupid post and you’re stupid for making this post.
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Mar 13, 2019 00:01
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Intel&Sebastian posted:Oh wow you mean I can spend more money to make my 300 dollar toy actually useable? That's amazing lmfao Congrats. You're a loving idiot.
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Mar 13, 2019 06:00
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Burkion posted:I want Disney to fail but that's because I loving hate Disney and what they do and how they are It's hard because I want Disney to fail because gently caress that giant media conglomerate, but at the same time, I have a lot of friends that work for Disney in different capacities and I'm happy that they have reliable, well-paying work. I hate the company, but wish success for the workers.
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Mar 15, 2019 22:53
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Intel&Sebastian posted:if cineD was typical of your average movie-goer at all there wouldn't be a Marvel to make IW. This place is fringe, in both how much we care and how much we analyze. While I think you're an idiot fairly often, this is one of the truest things you've ever said. I mean, gently caress, even on SA, every other subforum makes fun of CD for being  Intel&Sebastian posted:Batman is in a ridiculous place right now and I have zero idea what you do while the spectre of the Nolan Trilogy still haunts the whole place. Like that just IS batman to a lot of people right now and trying to memory-hole it and slot him into the new DC universe tone is just confusing and bad. Batman Beyond
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Mar 15, 2019 23:07
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Fart City posted:Just Is she eternally pregnant? Or does she ever have that baby? If her character is eternally pregnant, is she just fat and pretending to be pregnant? It seems hellish to be stuck in an existence where you're pregnant forever. I HAVE SO MANY QUESTIONS. Cease to Hope posted:not to ruin everyone's fun but it's fake BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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Mar 20, 2019 16:07
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Honest Thief posted:You should check kid's cartoons these days, this is not really that much worse than whatever random show on a kid's channel. I went back and looked at Beast Wars recently. Granted, that show is over 20 years old now, but oof. (also, big oof to the fact that the show is over 20 years old)
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Mar 20, 2019 17:48
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Klungar posted:This was my biggest disappointment going back and revisiting childhood media. I wanted to show it to my son (I have all the DVDs), but the early days of CG have just aged so incredibly poorly that even I couldn't bear to sit through them. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a3k2gH5PjE&t=202s I think the thing that struck me when going back was realizing how loving barren the landscape is. Like, I know this is supposed to take place during prehistoric times, but the landscape is literally just flat and featureless unless it is a plot-related feature.
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Mar 20, 2019 17:57
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Thanos’ plan doesn’t make sense because he’s a loving trauma survivor and it broke his brain. He’s not inherently evil. He’s just brokebrained.
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Mar 26, 2019 02:20
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The MSJ posted:All Jokers are gamers. Depending on my mood any particular day, this meme can trigger the gently caress out of me.
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Apr 3, 2019 18:07
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Fried Watermelon posted:Joker will kill himself at the end of the film Ah, the Super Fire Prowrestling Special approach.
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Apr 3, 2019 19:35
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Finally got a chance to watch the Joker trailer and while I didn’t really have any interest in it before (I didn’t think it looked bad, I just generally have low interest in the Batman universe), I am 100% all in excited for this film. It looks loving incredible. My only concern is how they handle the portrayal of mental illness in the film. From the trailer, it looked like a lot of focus on mental illness and that made me a little cautious.
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Apr 3, 2019 21:14
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Kharn_The_Betrayer posted:Probably not its gonna be another "bane representing occupy" to paint any kind of leftists ideology or critique as being nothing more than a manipulation of the masses by some tyrannical psycho. The Joker film's message is that the real Joker is none other than Bernie Sanders.
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Apr 4, 2019 23:34
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Hellboy looks bad. Everything looks forced and Harbour looks like he’s struggling to move under 2 inches of prosthetics. Side note: I wish I liked liked movies because Brightburn looks really interesting.
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Apr 8, 2019 20:37
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It’s crazy how the biggest reveal about Endgame has been that Thanos is going to say gently caress. And then Cap is going to fight him because of that.
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Apr 8, 2019 21:39
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https://twitter.com/Fandango/status/1115963892973236229
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Apr 10, 2019 19:51
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 Tag yourself. I'm the confused looking Don Cheadle. Mordiceius fucked around with this message at 23:15 on Apr 12, 2019 |
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Apr 12, 2019 16:17
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Did you know that the "One Perfect Shot" twitter account now posts trailers with no commentary/thoughts on them? Because they do. lol
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Apr 12, 2019 18:23
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Mordiceius posted:
I like how they’re all looking dramatically different directions. Someone draw the eyelines of each character.
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Apr 12, 2019 23:16
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Fun fact - my good friend's brother is married to Jeremy Renner's sister. Back when he and I used to be in the military together, Jeremy called up him and asked him a bunch of questions because my friend had deployed a few times via the military. I remember back at the time my friend told me "Yeah, he called me to ask some questions because he's filming this military movie set in the desert, I guess"
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Apr 13, 2019 01:18
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The MSJ posted:Your friend helped that movie win best picture, probably. No clue what he would have told him. "I'm a computer programmer. I spend all my time in a building."
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Apr 13, 2019 05:39
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ImpAtom posted:I think this isn't something that comes up here overly often but I see it on other forums where the DCEU is considered the 'mature' of the two universes not because of themes or how it tackles subject matter but because it is (for lack of a better term) 'realistic' and 'gritty.' I think a lot of the negativity towards discussing Snyder stuff is impacted by that because the group who is basically like "Snyder is good because BATMAN SHOOTS A DUDE and SUPERMAN DIES" are a noticeable part of the mix, especially on forums that skew younger than SA. I feel like this thread, the general public, and then general DCEU fans all have completely different opinions on what the qualities of the DCEU are.
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Apr 14, 2019 00:35
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