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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Vargo posted:

You know what? Here's a new rule. Let's just go with a general "Don't be a creep" rule. This means don't act like an actress' breasts are a seperate person, don't obsess over whether a woman's body is "right" to play a superhero, don't say that women could stand to lose a few pounds, make ironic sexist remarks at your own risk, basic simple stuff. (Don't tell us what you masturbate to.)

If you want to say how good-looking an actress or actor is, go ahead, but don't be a creep about it, and at least try to have something else mor substantial to contribute to the discussion.

A whole bunch of stuff is happening, namely that ten de facto 'comic book movies' are coming out this year. Also, Disney is finalizing the monopolization of the entertainment industry by buying most of 21st Century Fox's assets. Other than that, everything's fine. Here are upcoming movies, organized by universe:

Marvel Cinematic Universe

Spider-Man: Far From Home - July 2, 2019
Black Widow - May 7, 2021
Shang-Chi and the Legend of the Ten Rings - July 9, 2021
Eternals - November 5, 2021
Spider-Man: Far From Home sequel - December 17, 2021
Doctor Strange in the Multiverse of Madness - March 25, 2022
Thor: Love and Thunder - May 6, 2022
Black Panther sequel - July 8, 2022
Captain Marvel 2 - November 11, 2022

DC Extended Universe

Birds of Prey - February 7, 2020
Wonder Woman 1984 - December 25, 2020
Zack Snyder's Justice League - March 2021
The Suicide Squad - August 6, 2021
The Flash - November 4, 2022
Aquaman sequel - December 16, 2022
Shazam! Fury of the Gods - June 2, 2023
Black Adam - TBD

X-Men film universe

Dark Phoenix - June 7, 2019
The New Mutants - August 28, 2020

Sony Pictures Universe of Marvel Characters

Morbius - March 19, 2021
Venom: Let There Be Carnage - June 25, 2021
Nightwatch - TBD
Kraven the Hunter - TBD
Sinister Six - TBD

Valiant Cinematic Universe

Bloodshot - March 13, 2020
Harbinger - TBD
Harbinger sequel - TBD
Bloodshot sequel - TBD
Harbinger Wars - TBD
Archer & Armstrong - TBD
Shadowman - TBD

Others

Joker - October 4, 2019
The King's Man - February 26, 2021
The Batman - March 4, 2022
DC Super Pets - May 20, 2022
Spider-Man: Into the Spider-Verse sequel - October 7, 2022
Malignant Man - TBD
Rising Stars - TBD
Spawn reboot - TBD
Birthright - TBD

If I missed anything, please tell me and I'll add it to the OP.

Edward Mass fucked around with this message at 05:24 on Dec 19, 2020

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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For all the problems Justice League had, the mid-credit scene wasn't one of them.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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SolidSnakesBandana posted:

I really enjoyed Snyder's scenes in Justice League, namely the attack on the amazons at the beginning and the fight versus the newly reawakened Superman. These scenes are just obviously higher quality than all the others. If you didn't grin like an idiot when Superman eyeballed the Flash, I don't even know what to say to you. It's such a perfect moment.

Superman asked Batman if he bled made me say "Oh poo poo!" aloud in a theater.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I said come in! posted:

If it made sense then we would be in support of Thanos wiping out half the universe and he would be the good guy?

He harmed the people he was supposed to harm.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Disney is all about The Brand, and nothing is allowed to touch it. When they say they want to put the X-Men in the MCU, it's not the X-Men we know now, or have known for 20-odd years on film. CERTAINLY not the New Mutants.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I honestly hope that whatever WarnerMedia streaming service comes out has those shows on it, because $8/month for just superhero content is a bit too much.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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It's been done.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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So it's an early-to-mid 90's Batman?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Meloni is older than Affleck.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Not for another 20 years, at the earliest. We JUST HAD Batman fight Superman.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Bedshaped posted:

Why would you hollow out a planet? Not like they're building space colony ships


Very few people believe climate change is a hoax

...in Ireland. We're talking about the United States here.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Detective No. 27 posted:

Isn't that exactly how Smaug got killed in The Hobbit?

Yes, basing your 10-year payoff off of critically adored film trilogy the Hobbit is the basket that Disney should put all their eggs in.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Batman Forever was my favorite movie for a while. Granted, I was seven at the time.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Detective No. 27 posted:

But uncles can't be grandpas.

What about Uncle Grandpa?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Peacemaker being in 2icide Squad has already sold me.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I still believe that the CW should've had Brandon Routh play Superman in addition to the Atom. It's not like Supergirl takes place on the same Earth as Legends of Tomorrow.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Harime Nui posted:

Every time someone writes Zach Snyder I think of Zatch Bell

Snack Snyder :colbert:

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Detective No. 27 posted:

I went to Google to check Shazam's release date and noticed something.



Well, it's not technically wrong.

Then who's playing Billy Baston?

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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SUMC sounds like a military branch.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Stupid life imitates stupid art.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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My nieces and nephews watch 2-D animated shows, as God intended.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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This tangent all started because someone posted a Bibleman Photoshop.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Lobok posted:

Mindy Hamilton, head of global partnerships and marketing at #Marvel, breaks down

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6gAxxisMA2g

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The Something Awful Forums > The Finer Arts > Cinema Discusso > Shazam is the name of the wizard, not the hero

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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BiggerBoat posted:

No Shazam thread or did I miss it?

Not yet!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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NotJustANumber99 posted:

Challenging themselves as artists and film makers?

You don't monopolize media by challenging yourself an artist/film maker.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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A thought just came to me: I think the odds are pretty good that if the Zack Snyder version of Justice League comes out, it will debut on WarnerMedia's streaming service as a killer app.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I made a Shazam! thread. It took me 5 minutes to write, I hope it takes 5 minutes to read.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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In what can only be described as :irony:, today is also World Intellectual Property Day.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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teagone posted:

Godzilla aint no bitch. He's gonna best Kong, but not before Destoryah shows up, fucks up Godzilla, and then Kong and Godzilla gotta team up like bros to take out this new, would-be king.

Godzilla v Kong: Dawn of Kaiju

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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I Before E posted:

Watch Endgame (2009), starring Kurt Angle as some sort of murderous clown.

It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood....*maniacal laughter*

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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HUNDU THE BEAST GOD posted:

Room was pretty big as well.

No joke, it took an incredibly long time for my mother to understand that the movie The Room was not the same movie as Room.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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The only problem I have with Doom Patrol is that they'll never cross over with Legends of Tomorrow.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Mechafunkzilla posted:

I don't wanna do that though

Wait a little bit for WarnerMedia to launch their OTT service, I guess? It'll probably show up there too.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Davros1 posted:

Aren't they filming Spawn and Bloodshot?

Bloodshot is scheduled for next February!

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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7 Senators Miles Morales Should Have Killed in "Spider-Verse"

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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McSpanky posted:

It's not even as interesting as the season 1 scene of Flash where he rescues a bunch of people from a tumbling train car, something that didn't even happen in space.

Well, now I want to see the Flash go on Galaxy Express 999.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Aces High posted:

Who would be a good partner for RPatt? I think having a Robin or Batgirl would be cool

If the reported timeline is correct, Robin should be around, about to be killed by the Joker.

Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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This is like when Vince McMahon bought WCW, except with thunderous applause.

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Edward Mass
Sep 14, 2011

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Now I'm curious as to what Batman's working with. :gay:

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