PHOTOSHOP PHRIDAY IS BACK, SUCKERS!!! Let's offend the Chinese government!

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Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

This article is a few years old, but I still think it's hilarious:

https://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/mandarin/en/article/2016/04/21/china-warns-women-foreign-spies-comic-titled-dangerous-love

quote:

China is warning its female government workers not to be taken in by smooth foreigners promising the earth, but who may have a secret agenda.

China is marking National Security Education Day with a poster warning young female government workers about dating handsome foreigners, who could turn out to have secret agendas.

Titled 'Dangerous Love', the 16-panel, comic book-like poster tells the story of an attractive young Chinese civil servant nicknamed Xiao Li, or Little Li, who meets a red-headed foreign man at a dinner party and starts a relationship.

The man, David, claims to be a visiting scholar, but he actually is a foreign spy who butters Xiao Li up with compliments on her beauty, bouquets of roses, fancy dinners and romantic walks in the park.

After Xiao Li provides David with secret internal documents from her job at a government propaganda office, the two are arrested. In one of the poster's final panels, Xiao Li is shown sitting handcuffed before two policemen, who tell her that she has a "shallow understanding of secrecy for a state employee."

So what does their art look like? Well check out poor Xiao Li falling for David's evil foreign government lies:

Wow! That's really good! For a child! In Kindergarten! Who has brain damage!

I figured you guys could do a bit better (MAYBE I'M WRONG; I CAN'T READ SIMPLIFIED CHINESE), so I grabbed the images and erased the text. Please, create your own exciting adventures of love and passion, David in China.

Hello it is nice to be back, I love you all!

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crabcakes dogg: Aug 8, 2017; by Fluffdaddy

hey bud

# ? Jan 11, 2019 17:13

Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

Good to see you Lowtax.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 17:19

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

This was a constant annoyance when I was working in China

Actual police procedure

# ? Jan 11, 2019 18:07

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Blistex posted:

Actual police procedure

"Your child was hit by a black Audi with tinted windows. He's dead and you must pay for damages to the vehicle."

# ? Jan 11, 2019 18:21

Shifty gimbal: Dec 28, 2008; Hey you... I got something to tell ya; Biscuit Hider

Is this comic strip really Chinese? There's a severe lack of pandas.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 18:21

Lowtax: Nov 16, 1999; by Skyl3lazer

Shifty gimbal posted:

Is this comic strip really Chinese? There's a severe lack of pandas.

And dudes pulling up their shirts to rub their bellies while leaning back in a chair after eating.

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

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CassandraZara: Oct 21, 2012; by Nyc_Tattoo

When you take away the Chinese script I have no idea that any of them are Asian until the two cops that are like 5'2" walk in.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 18:47

Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

Lowtax posted:

"Your child was hit by a black Audi with tinted windows. He's dead and you must pay for damages to the vehicle."

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

HugeGrossBurrito posted:

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Oldstench: Jun 29, 2007; Let's talk about where you're going.

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barnold: Dec 16, 2011; what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Red card, you're outta there!

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

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pixaal: Jan 8, 2004; All ice cream is now for all beings, no matter how many legs.

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By popular demand: Jul 17, 2007; IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!

# ? Jan 11, 2019 20:21

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Oldstench posted:

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

# ? Jan 11, 2019 21:07

Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

Paladinus posted:

That was the first thing that I noticed. Guy is named David, and his nose is right out of 1930s Nazi propaganda. For a brief second I was questioning "Could the Chinese government be racist against Jews?" Then I remembered, "No, you silly goose. The Chinese government is racist against all foreigners."

# ? Jan 11, 2019 21:18

Cousin Todd: Jul 3, 2007; Grimey Drawer

I'm on my phone at work.. but loss is right there for the taking

# ? Jan 11, 2019 21:19

LordArgh: Mar 17, 2009; Nap Ghost

never seen a chinese woman with brown hair before

# ? Jan 11, 2019 21:35

ded: Oct 27, 2005; Kooler than Jesus

LordArgh posted:

never seen a chinese woman with brown hair before

you are not chinese you would not understand

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

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Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Creamed Cormp fucked around with this message at 22:30 on Jan 11, 2019

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Blistex: Oct 30, 2003; Macho Business
Donkey Wrestler

ded posted:

you are not chinese you would not understand

For a while (~2008-10) nearly every woman in China had a really lovely reddish-brown dye job.

# ? Jan 11, 2019 22:31

Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

Blistex posted:

For a while (~2008-10) nearly every woman in China had a really lovely reddish-brown dye job.

I think I've heard about this. Was it because of some movie?

# ? Jan 11, 2019 22:47

Phy: Jun 27, 2008; Fun Shoe

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Creamed Cormp: Jan 8, 2011; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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Galaxander: Aug 12, 2009

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Instruction Manuel: May 15, 2007; Yes, it is what it looks like!

King Lazer posted:

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

King Lazer posted:

lmao

# ? Jan 11, 2019 23:59

LargeHadron: May 19, 2009; They say, "you mean it's just sounds?" thinking that for something to just be a sound is to be useless, whereas I love sounds just as they are, and I have no need for them to be anything more than what they are.