PHOTOSHOP PHRIDAY IS BACK, SUCKERS!!! Let's offend the Chinese government!

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Screaming Idiot: Nov 26, 2007; JUST POSTING WHILE JERKIN' MY GHERKIN SITTIN' IN A PERKINS!

BEATS SELLING MERKINS.

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Joust: Dec 7, 2007; No Ledges.

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Wall Balls: Jun 3, 2007; Spanish Castle Magic

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Temaukel: Mar 28, 2010; by Nyc_Tattoo

Wall Balls posted:

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Fur20: Nov 14, 2007; すご▞い！
君は働か░い
フ▙▓ズなんだね！

Wall Balls posted:

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Ars Arcanum: Jan 20, 2005; Best friends make the best weapons

Wall Balls posted:

You fucker now I�m going to need to adopt at least two dozen abandoned kittens to reset my karmic balance.

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Second Hand Meat Mouth: Sep 12, 2001

Wall Balls posted:

lmbo

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HugeGrossBurrito: Mar 20, 2018

Wall Balls posted:

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Linux Pirate: Apr 21, 2012

Wall Balls posted:

thread winner

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tmm3k: Jul 19, 2006

Wall Balls posted:

Lol

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Mimesweeper: Mar 11, 2009; Smellrose

Wall Balls posted:

jesus gently caress hahahaha

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Tenzarin: Jul 24, 2007; .; Taco Defender

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Hogge Wild: Aug 21, 2012; by FactsAreUseless; Pillbug

Phy posted:

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LethalGeek: Nov 4, 2009

Wall Balls posted:

Mother fucker

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ziasquinn: Jan 1, 2006; Fallen Rib

Wall Balls posted:

loll

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shut up blegum: Dec 17, 2008; --->Plastic Lawn<---

Joust posted:

Lmao, now I can't unsee that

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extra stout: Feb 24, 2005; ISILDUR's ERR

Wall Balls posted:

one of our own died for that joke and you couldn't even use the empty white box to remember him

i would suggest it but now i feel guilty because i can't remember his name

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Squatch Ambassador: Nov 12, 2008; What? Never seen a shaved Squatch before?

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Doctor Discomfort: Jan 4, 2015

I googled it to make this accurate and really didn't expect it to be that low. Kind of feel like it's too gross to be funny now but whatever. Consider it a public service announcement to be suspicious of guys regularly traveling to China for unknown or vague reasons.

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Stretch Marx: Apr 29, 2008; I'm ok with this.

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GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

Hungry Computer posted:

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Doctor Discomfort: Jan 4, 2015

sorry.

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Lowtax posted:

This article is a few years old, but I still think it's hilarious:

https://www.sbs.com.au/yourlanguage/mandarin/en/article/2016/04/21/china-warns-women-foreign-spies-comic-titled-dangerous-love

So what does their art look like? Well check out poor Xiao Li falling for David's evil foreign government lies:

Wow! That's really good! For a child! In Kindergarten! Who has brain damage!

I figured you guys could do a bit better (MAYBE I'M WRONG; I CAN'T READ SIMPLIFIED CHINESE), so I grabbed the images and erased the text. Please, create your own exciting adventures of love and passion, David in China.

Hello it is nice to be back, I love you all!

Lowtax is an appreciator of Traditional mandarin aka true mandarin

Wall Balls posted:

lmao

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jre: Sep 2, 2011; To the cloud ?

Wall Balls posted:

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Smiling Mandrill: Jan 19, 2015

extra stout posted:

one of our own died for that joke and you couldn't even use the empty white box to remember him

i would suggest it but now i feel guilty because i can't remember his name

His name was Borkey, and he is hauling printers for the angles now. Or alternatively he is in hell, and his ironic punishment is to forever lug a printer from hot girls house to hot girls house till he gets laid.

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GotLag: Jul 17, 2005; 食べちゃダメだよ

His brain was put in a jar and hooked up to the Dot Matrix

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Smiling Mandrill posted:

His name was Borkey, and he is hauling printers for the angles now. Or alternatively he is in hell, and his ironic punishment is to forever lug a printer from hot girls house to hot girls house till he gets laid.

I wonder if hell has a Silicon Valley cuz that the kind of app they would have

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sandwiches_and_ham: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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sandwiches_and_ham: Aug 2, 2018; by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

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Alan Smithee: Jan 4, 2005; A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Smiling Mandrill posted:

That was the first thing that I noticed. Guy is named David, and his nose is right out of 1930s Nazi propaganda. For a brief second I was questioning "Could the Chinese government be racist against Jews?" Then I remembered, "No, you silly goose. The Chinese government is racist against all foreigners."

thing about the chinese, we like jews for precisely the reasons christendom hated them

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

GotLag posted:

His brain was put in a jar and hooked up to the Dot Matrix

well done.

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kalel: Jun 19, 2012

Stretch Marx posted:

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Artsygrrl: Apr 24, 2007; I'm just here.; Grimey Drawer

These are great so far! Oh no, someone is having seconds thoughts...

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Paladinus: Jan 11, 2014; heyHEYYYY!!!

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Edmund Sparkler: Jul 4, 2003; For twelve years, you have been asking: Who is John Galt? This is John Galt speaking. I am the man who loves his life. I am the man who does not sacrifice his love or his values. I am the man who has deprived you of victims and thus has destroyed your world, and if you wish to know why you are peris

Smiling Mandrill posted:

His name was Borkey, and he is hauling printers for the angles now. Or alternatively he is in hell, and his ironic punishment is to forever lug a printer from hot girls house to hot girls house till he gets laid.

Ok, i gotta ask. What happened to him? I remember the printer story but never heard anything about him dying?

:edit: loving the new custom title

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