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You can put legs on a castle but can you put castles on legs? This is a very important question that will have long reaching historical and scientific effects once we acquire an answer. I'm sewage flavored. |
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ToxicSlurpee posted:can you put castles on legs? Yes but only if neither the queen nor the castle have moved yet. |
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It's a sitting duck, sure, but it's sitting on a castle with legs sooooo.....
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Jan 14, 2019 23:25
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Hi lowtax I found a song you might like!!!!!!! https://youtu.be/R0tvrLcOITU
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hi low tax i love yuor website. i didnt post in ages because sad and posting here made me not sad so i am back
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Korean Boomhauer posted:hi low tax i love yuor website. i didnt post in ages because sad and posting here made me not sad so i am back holy fr*ck welcome back
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Luvcow posted:
I like the second and third columns being about moose population. Like if I wanted to have a random unedited newspaper article I wouldn't expect anyone to read because the joke is already made, I would choose concerns over moose population as the perfect possible subject.
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Jan 15, 2019 11:32
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Oh dang, I missed Lowtax. I wonder what I would've said to him while he was here. PRobably something pretty great. He would laugh or maybe nod in approval and go back to molding the forums through sheer force of will and grit.
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Jan 15, 2019 17:37
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He's like Brigadoon. |
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Jan 15, 2019 17:39
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lowtax you should start an independent movie production studio. I vaguely remember something about sa movies and pants
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Jolo posted:Oh dang, I missed Lowtax. I wonder what I would've said to him while he was here. PRobably something pretty great. He would laugh or maybe nod in approval and go back to molding the forums through sheer force of will and grit.
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unidef freeman posted:lowtax you should start an independent movie production studio. I vaguely remember something about sa movies and pants Doom House is the greatest piece of nonfiction ever to grace the screen. Maybe it's time for some fiction, maybe Goo Puddle or something, a puddle that moves and rises at will and eventually eats a secondary character. Where do I invest in Lowtax Video Productions LLC., inc.?
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Jan 15, 2019 19:27
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What we need is a buddy cop movie where the buddy cops are Lowtax and his newly sentient spine.
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What we need is a buddy cop movie where the buddy cops are Lowtax and his newly sentient spine.
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which one is the loose cannon?
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Luvcow posted:which one is the loose cannon? both. two loose cannons cutting loose on crime! |
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pixaal posted:Doom House is the greatest piece of nonfiction ever to grace the screen. Maybe it's time for some fiction, maybe Goo Puddle or something, a puddle that moves and rises at will and eventually eats a secondary character. Where do I invest in Lowtax Video Productions LLC., inc.? awful productions lol if you really want to help, I’d msg the taxman with ideas, or start a thread, maybe write a screenplay with friends it’s nice being in a community again 
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Idea for the screenplay: Me meeting Lowtax, I'm not nervous at all. The thing I say to him is witty or maybe profound and after I say it he puts his hand on my shoulder, looks me in the eyes, and says "wait, who are you?" CREDITS
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What we need is a buddy cop movie where the buddy cops are Lowtax and his newly sentient spine. *grim noir detective swigs spinal fluid from a flask* |
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alnilam posted:*grim noir detective swigs spinal fluid from a flask* "My scythe. I keep it where my spine used to be" |
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Jan 16, 2019 02:58
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ToxicSlurpee posted:What we need is a buddy cop movie where the buddy cops are Lowtax and his newly sentient spine. I say parodies of public domain movies, where Sam spade and his like falcon run around and attack people for no reason other then a pissed of falcon ---------------- |
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unidef freeman posted:I say parodies of public domain movies, where Sam spade and his like falcon run around and attack people for no reason other then a pissed of falcon So his spine can communicate with falcons and piss them off? I think his spine should go rogue and Lowtax has to make a plan to either put down his $35,000,000 attack spine, or make it see reason.
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pixaal posted:So his spine can communicate with falcons and piss them off? I think his spine should go rogue and Lowtax has to make a plan to either put down his $35,000,000 attack spine, or make it see reason. when the spine is in attack mode, it goes katatattaatatatattaat and falcons are like word and they like attack planes because I can really imagine birds hate planes (rip birds) ---------------- |
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as per convention it's the day before the spine is due to retire. spine dialog includes such quips as "I'm getting too old for this poo poo"
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Good ol' 80's cop movie cliches. The opening credits should have somebody hitting snooze on an alarm clock, fetching their gun from an unlikely place and running their car into a fruitcart, all to a dumb parody song. "It's the Spiiiiinal Countdown! Dee d' dee doo Dee d'deet-deet doo..." |
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BoldFrankensteinMir posted:Good ol' 80's cop movie cliches. The opening credits should have somebody hitting snooze on an alarm clock, fetching their gun from an unlikely place and running their car into a fruitcart, all to a dumb parody song. deffo should be sweet sweet saxophone in the soundtrack high sax for lowtax maybe that's our title e: at least the title for the song in the soundtrack. remember the days when instrumental soundtrack tunes were megahits in themselves? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4kWpi2HnPU Manifisto fucked around with this message at 16:22 on Jan 16, 2019
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hot sex for lowTex, lowtax's southern arch-rival with a ten-gallon hat. LowTex has spinal problems because his ten gallon hat was filled with ten gallons of whiskey and it put tremendous strain on his neck and spine.
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Jolo posted:hot sex for lowTex, lowtax's southern arch-rival with a ten-gallon hat. LowTex has spinal problems because his ten gallon hat was filled with ten gallons of whiskey and it put tremendous strain on his neck and spine. lowTex had to fill his hat each morning. He's a mean drunk. He just got his 30 day chip and is looking to make amends but lowtax doesn't trust him.
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LowTech, who unlike Lowtax runs an ailing internet forum built on ramshackle technology |
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hey welcome back glad you are doing well! |
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speaking about meatloaf in calzones I wonder if anyone has ever used canned chili as the meat sauce in a home made lasagna
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cda posted:Hello Lowtax, did you know that actor Corbin Bernsen, best known for his work on LA Law owns one of the world's largest collections of snowglobes? (over 8000) |
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Hightax There I said it 
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Awesome winter sig by Symbolic, love it!
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Jan 18, 2019 02:56
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Dick Bastardly posted:Hightax please delete this before he sees it
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i’ve heard he runs a really tight ship on the business side of the forums and makes you do a urinalysis every time you post an article for him |
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Dick Bastardly posted:Hightax Thought I opened 4chan for a second there! Wow, just wow! |
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dead man posting itt |
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Dick Bastardly posted:Hightax how dare you, he has a wife and children
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