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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Hold please

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Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer
Hurry up already

Pastry of the Year
Apr 12, 2013

Foot in the door.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

:yeshaha:

Temaukel
Mar 28, 2010

by Nyc_Tattoo
:getin:

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
The mysterious and magical art of tarot card reading started in the 1500s and there are hundreds of decks in use today for divination. The most famous is the Rider Waite deck featuring symbolic art by Pamela Smith.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider-Waite_tarot_deck

In these troubled times we goons look for answers in vain....

UNTIL NOW

I will use the GOON TAROT to reveal who you really are and perhaps what your future holds...

So :justpost:

if you dare

E4C85D38
Feb 7, 2010

Doesn't that thing only
hold six rounds...?

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

The mysterious and magical art of tarot card reading started in the 1500s and there are hundreds of decks in use today for divination. The most famous is the Rider Waite deck featuring symbolic art by Pamela Smith.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider-Waite_tarot_deck

In these troubled times we goons look for answers in vain....

UNTIL NOW

I will use the GOON TAROT to reveal who you really are and perhaps what your future holds...

So :justpost:

if you dare

Yes please

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

spinderella posted:

The mysterious and magical art of tarot card reading started in the 1500s and there are hundreds of decks in use today for divination. The most famous is the Rider Waite deck featuring symbolic art by Pamela Smith.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rider-Waite_tarot_deck

In these troubled times we goons look for answers in vain....

UNTIL NOW

I will use the GOON TAROT to reveal who you really are and perhaps what your future holds...

So :justpost:

if you dare

TELL ME ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE

but you cannot invoke the spirits of past lovers

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*asks for a Tarot reading, gets "the Fool" 5 times*

"is that good?"

Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

OMFG FURRY posted:

TELL ME ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE

Tarot is for predicting the future, not for getting in touch with what is already dead!

(haha got him)

King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k
What's my future looking like o mighty deck of cards?

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Space Race Riot posted:

Hurry up already

Someone in your life is not who you think they are----heed this warning!

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Pastry of the Year posted:

Foot in the door.

Good news! You will soon have the best orgasm of your life!

But your mother will find you after. :(

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curlingiron
Dec 15, 2006

b l o o p

Ooh, me! Pick me!

free hubcaps
Oct 12, 2009

nice, me too!

HugeGrossBurrito
Mar 20, 2018
I would like to know my future

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

This is a powerful card. While the WARRIOR reveals that you are in a good place in your life right now he also warns that you will be tempted to overstep and destroy that same good fortune.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Be prepared for trouble ahead my friend, I'm sorry. Your significant other is probably loving one of your parents right now. Better go check.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Very nice!!!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

By your art you are revealed. I see great success in your battles on Reddit but here you do not stand a chance.

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Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Posting in an auspicious thread

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

curlingiron posted:

Ooh, me! Pick me!

The card that called to me shows hesitation and conformity. Lighten up, post some nudes, get wild, or you may die in obscurity.

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spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

OMFG FURRY posted:

TELL ME ABOUT MY LOVE LIFE

but you cannot invoke the spirits of past lovers

Nuff said.

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ElectricSheep
Jan 14, 2006

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.
called out sick from work today, clearly my destiny was to post here

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Moridin920 posted:

Posting in an auspicious thread

Congratulations! I see only happiness for you and your cousin. :downs:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

spinderella posted:

This is a powerful card. While the WARRIOR reveals that you are in a good place in your life right now he also warns that you will be tempted to overstep and destroy that same good fortune.



surprisingly accurate

spinderella posted:

Congratulations! I see only happiness for you and your cousin. :downs:



lol

Tite Barnacle
Jun 4, 2014

Meowdy Purrdner

Grimey Drawer

spinderella posted:

Someone in your life is not who you think they are----heed this warning!



Eerily prescient. Great thread btw☺

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Creamed Cormp posted:

*asks for a Tarot reading, gets "the Fool" 5 times*

"is that good?"

I see rough times ahead friend. You are sorely misunderstood by those around you.



However, you are content to be alone and will manage.

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Creamed Cormp
Jan 8, 2011

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

spinderella posted:

I see rough times ahead friend. You are sorely misunderstood by those around you.



However, you are content to be alone and will manage.



how the gently caress did you know I have swords over my bed and a limited edition Tenga? I thought I had taped over my webcam? you're either a very creepy stalker or a powerful magician and I'm in awe of your power

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer

Mordja
Apr 26, 2014

Hell Gem
Hells to the yes.

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

King of Bees posted:

What's my future looking like o mighty deck of cards?

I see deception, deceit and ruin if you do not change your ways. Those you think are friends will turn on you and then



Laugh at your misfortune.

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS
Oh man, you were dropping hints about this, and so I was gonna post a goon tarot thread with really shityy ms paint cards and call it my idea. Unfortunately, it seems you beat me to the jump

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

[snarky comment]

i told you not to invoke those spirits, what have you done!!!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

A_Bug_That_Thinks posted:

Oh man, you were dropping hints about this, and so I was gonna post a goon tarot thread with really shityy ms paint cards and call it my idea. Unfortunately, it seems you beat me to the jump

DO IT
sounds awesome!!!!!
There are so many goon memes I didn't hit.
Please please post some!!!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

ElectricSheep posted:

called out sick from work today, clearly my destiny was to post here

You are tolerating some unpleasantness in your life and are wondering if you should make a change.



The answer is yes. It's time for you to grab life by the balls my friend.

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King of Bees
Dec 28, 2012
Gravy Boat 2k

spinderella posted:

I see deception, deceit and ruin if you do not change your ways. Those you think are friends will turn on you and then



Laugh at your misfortune.

I'm surrounded by blue falcons :(

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

free hubcaps posted:

nice, me too!

Controversy swirls around you- what in the world are you doing?



There is a way out of your mess and I suggest you take it.

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Richter Scabies
Dec 30, 2012

I seek knowledge

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