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MageMage
Feb 11, 2007

I SUCK AND LOVE TO YELL PERFORMATIVE HOT TAKES AND NONSENSE LIES WHEN I GET WORKED UP. SOMETIMES AUTOBANNED IS BETTER. MAYBE ONE DAY WHEN I STORM OFF I'LL ACTUALLY STOP SHITTING UP THE SITE FOR REAL
One if your best threads great job everyone!

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Blast of Confetti
Apr 21, 2008

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

lol

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

:getin:

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Sharpest Crayon posted:

Hah, I just read a local ad for an American Staffordshire Terrier who's being rehomed because he's strong and Dominant and sorta barks and lunges at other dogs on walks and destroys furniture if left alone and oh - sorta nipped the kid in the face a bit when they toddled too close to the dog while it was eating. What a silly billy poodle.

I drew your card and congrats on your upcoming building project



:grovertoot:

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry


Handsome Goodlooksman is a sign in the minor arcana Sex Haver. The reading promises luck in hookups.

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?
Did you know Death doesn't actually represent Death, it represents-- oh gently caress it DOES represent dea:rip:

Theokotos
Jan 22, 2015

Fallen Rib
This one called out to me

A_Bug_That_Thinks
Mar 16, 2011


ASK ME ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE BIG SAGGY POKEMON TITS

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

what have you done

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

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How am I just finding this now?! Fantastic work spin and everyone else. These have all been wonderful!

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless
Imo
Stickied stuff gets overlooked sometimes

Is it the way the app works?

Serious question

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

spinderella posted:

Imo
Stickied stuff gets overlooked sometimes

Is it the way the app works?

Serious question

No, it's just the way of the world.

Xaintrailles
Aug 14, 2015

:hellyeah::histdowns:

Songbearer posted:

Did you know Death doesn't actually represent Death, it represents--

Solice Kirsk
Jun 1, 2004

.
I hardly ever look at stickied stuff. If it's stickied it means it's popular and, as a goon, I abhor popularity.

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

Solice Kirsk posted:

I hardly ever look at stickied stuff. If it's stickied it means it's popular and, as a goon, I abhor popularity.

Bingo

Songbearer
Jul 12, 2007




Fuck you say?

My taint does resemble death, in many ways

I accept the hand fate has dealt me

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.
:golfclap: 5'd.

bagual
Oct 29, 2010

inconspicuous

SUPERMAN'S GAL PAL
Feb 21, 2006

Holy Moly! DARKSEID IS!


Frame this over my deathbed.


Wait, no this one.

:smith:

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



Schweinhund
Oct 23, 2004

:derp:   :kayak:                                     

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

Haha yes

Obsidianheart
Apr 26, 2017

Throwing off the shadow of a better man.

AGAIN!

Escape Addict
Jan 25, 2012

YOSPOS

CaptainSarcastic
Jul 6, 2013



spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

:aaaaa:

Artsygrrl
Apr 24, 2007


I'm just here.

Grimey Drawer
Someone really wants you to wait 30 minutes while he perfects this drink (you are going to just LOVE it!).

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
someone give me a reading i need to see what the future holds will i ever be at peace

do i have aids

Jaguars!
Jul 31, 2012


Me: Auspiciously born on the deathe-day of St Dwer, having the gift of the fourth sight

You: Going to feel a compulsion, ae mightly wander-lust as of the brave explorers of old, to set off on a great journey. The good news is, it won't last very long.

Linux Pirate
Apr 21, 2012



lol

Sekenr
Dec 12, 2013




Tell me my future

Dixville
Nov 4, 2008

I don't think!
Ham Wrangler

WatermelonGun posted:

someone give me a reading i need to see what the future holds will i ever be at peace

do i have aids

I was laughing at the idea of diagnosing AIDS with tarot but wouldn't you know it

teachmetarot.com posted:

HIV/AIDS – Five of Pentacles Upright and Reversed, Ten of Wands Reversed, Six of Pentacles Reversed, Two of Cups Reversed,

:wtf:

Jaguars! posted:

Me: Auspiciously born on the deathe-day of St Dwer, having the gift of the fourth sight

You: Going to feel a compulsion, ae mightly wander-lust as of the brave explorers of old, to set off on a great journey. The good news is, it won't last very long.



I thought this said TOTAL MILFS TODAY

(It still rules)

Applewhite
Aug 16, 2014

by vyelkin
Nap Ghost
Just did a tarot reading on this thread:


I dunno how to read Tarot though so this might be bad.

Applewhite fucked around with this message at 16:03 on Jan 14, 2019

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009

Dixville posted:

I was laughing at the idea of diagnosing AIDS with tarot but wouldn't you know it


:wtf:

oh jesus

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

spinderella posted:

Congratulations! I see only happiness for you and your cousin. :downs:



Excellent

vortmax
Sep 24, 2008

In meteorology, vorticity often refers to a measurement of the spin of horizontally flowing air about a vertical axis.

Sekenr posted:

Tell me my future

Outlook not so good

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry


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Sharpest Crayon fucked around with this message at 00:23 on Jan 15, 2019

Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

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Sharpest Crayon
Jul 16, 2009

Always Wag. Always Friend. Very Safety.
Clapping Larry

Add one day to Ye Olde Journey by pulling out the GORP card.

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