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Two cheese slices from up the corner, lucky enough to have a pizza place a block away while working from home during the end of the world.
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Deep dish duck dick
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Jul 12, 2020 14:09
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I'll corn your beef.
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Jul 13, 2020 20:28
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I eat rear end on the first date.
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Jul 13, 2020 21:08
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Candied goat anus
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Jul 20, 2020 20:55
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Isn't that the kid from the second Ninja Turtles movie?
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Jul 20, 2020 21:46
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I once worked at a job where the general manager would bring in bagels every Friday but cut them all into bite sized chunks before anybody could grab one.
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Jul 23, 2020 16:02
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TheAardvark posted:wow you worked for Colin Robinson? Is that the guy from Whose Line is It Anyway?
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Jul 23, 2020 23:07
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Motherfuckin' goddamn orange peel beef
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Jul 27, 2020 19:13
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Cough Drop The Beat posted:Holy gently caress!! That looks amazing and massive! Speaking of which, send your mother my regards.
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Jul 27, 2020 19:29
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Fast food bacon always reminds me of someone wrapping their penis in cling film and beating the poo poo out of it with a meat tenderizer.
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Aug 3, 2020 14:23
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Cracker Jacks and tap water.
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Aug 17, 2020 20:00
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I made a sandwich. Peanut butter, eggs, and dice.
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Aug 17, 2020 20:34
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Corn dogs remind me of clown dicks, right down to the taste.
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Aug 27, 2020 21:04
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gently caress out of here with that Sesame Street poo poo.
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Aug 27, 2020 21:17
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CHEEM CREASE
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Sep 2, 2020 21:36
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Magick
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Sep 9, 2020 15:39
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A bowl of Kellogg's Product 19
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Sep 17, 2020 16:23
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Sauteed panda groin
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Sep 20, 2020 00:31
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They gave me some beer and some frozen peas.
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Oct 1, 2020 21:55
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Fried eagle
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Oct 8, 2020 19:31
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numberoneposter posted:MUSTARDAYONNAISE!!!!!! Mustmayostardayonnaise!! 
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Nov 6, 2020 21:42
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Same thing
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Nov 15, 2020 20:09
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You know that guy that keeps saying rear end? I went down on his mother. EDIT: And then had a burger.
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Nov 18, 2020 21:24
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A rabbit turd that looked like a Milk Dud.
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Dec 8, 2020 22:01
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Edgar Allan Pwned posted:so like are prawns really edible? wtf am i eating? Some sort of pastry.
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Dec 22, 2020 17:55
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My father always used to say "Don't use too much mayo or you'll end up at the Mayo Clinic!" He had two heart attacks at the age of thirty-nine.
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Dec 30, 2020 16:21
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Sjs00 posted:Lmao gross you can't season rear end The gently caress you say.
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Feb 3, 2021 23:42
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It looks disappointed with you.
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Feb 10, 2021 13:37
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I didn't say it was a disappointing burger, I said the burger is disappointed with you.
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Feb 10, 2021 14:43
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I prefer Statler
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Feb 11, 2021 05:47
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They just opened a Popeyes two blocks from us. I’ve never had Popeyes before. I’m currently eating the spicy chicken sandwich. Today is a good day.
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Feb 12, 2021 19:51
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And then they all went to Pizza Hut.
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Feb 19, 2021 14:25
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Pope Corky the IX posted:And then they all went to Pizza Hut. RIGHT FIELD IT’S IMPORTANT YOU KNOW YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW TO CATCH YOU GOTTA KNOW HOW TO THROW
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Feb 20, 2021 03:07
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THAT’S WHY I PLAY RIGHT FIELD WAY OUT WHERE THE DANDELIONS GROW
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Feb 21, 2021 18:31
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What the gently caress is wrong with the two of you?
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Feb 25, 2021 20:41
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Hey guys, I got the best pizza for lunch, it’s extra cheese with broken glass and dog poo poo.
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Feb 25, 2021 22:23
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More like failure to lunch.
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Mar 12, 2021 18:19
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Marinated bat nipples
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Fartington Butts posted:Marinated in what? rear end in a top hat juice
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