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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
yell 'That's my tote! I don't know you!'

Then kick yourself in the balls

Everyone will be very impressed

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
I feel like the whole 'WOMEN PANTS POCKETS' thing is such a fad. I see folks bitching about it everywhere but it's like we HAVE purses for wallets and phones and poo poo which is way better than pockets imo. Although if you wanna have a lumpy wallet rear end and sit on your phone then more power to you.

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

get one of these op

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT

Guildenstern Mother posted:

gently caress you. The only good part of winter is having enough coat pockets that you don't have to carry a purse.

goddamn, bitch put on some warm gloves and carry a bag!

Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
just get like a my little pony backpack and put all your poo poo in it

if anyone asks, just tell them that it's your daughter's backpack and you are just carrying it for her

make up an elaborate backstory for this daughter just in case anyone gets TOO CURIOUS!

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Hometown Slime Queen
Oct 26, 2004

the GOAT
slaughter a goat, hollow it out, and carry your books in it

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