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EorayMel posted:Paging SniperWoreConverse and his aquarium: https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3662577 hi rip sammie & Ishmael. my worms died it was v shameful.
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Bored posted:Dammit. The app isn't letting me attach more images to my previous post. wait, you're telling me that I can be my own noodle factory? and here I am paying for them like an idiot!
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Jan 14, 2019 21:16
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Pull the tapeworm out of your rear end! Hey!* *I am not a doctor
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Jan 14, 2019 21:20
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Wish me luck, this is what awaits me That's not what tapeworms usually look like in puppies. Generally you will see the segments around the butthole. Same with cats. They look like rice but will move if they are touched. Unless they have dried out. Those usually come from ingesting a flea. Flea larvae on the ground dines on those eggsacs when they fall off. Then, when they grow up, they still have those eggs in their bellies. They bite an animal, the animal ways the flea while grooming or scratching the itch, and thus, the beautiful circle of life is continued. If your pet is crapping or puking up stuff that looks like spaghetti or rubber bands, they got roundworms from running around outside and then grooming their foots, most likely. Bored fucked around with this message at 21:25 on Jan 14, 2019 |
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Jan 14, 2019 21:21
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SniperWoreConverse posted:hi They should've bukkaked your aquarium more to ensure survival  However, who is to say the worm living in OP's rear end isn't a spawn from one of them?
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Jan 14, 2019 21:22
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perhaps they reproduce via spores if even one survived the wild currents of the world to land in just the right spot...
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Jan 14, 2019 21:24
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Mozi posted:wait, you're telling me that I can be my own noodle factory? and here I am paying for them like an idiot! Yeah. You should dry them out and package them as those noodles that go in eggdrop soup. 
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Jan 14, 2019 21:24
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I miss my worms now man they were cool I can't believe that was like 5 years ago. I'm legitimately upset that I had forgot those beautiful disgusting creatures.
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Jan 14, 2019 21:26
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SniperWoreConverse posted:I miss my worms now Do you still have the gang sign flashing crab?
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Jan 14, 2019 21:40
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No I got in and something had hosed up severely and the whole tank was nuked the only things that made it were one of goldies' kids and some weird plants and poo poo like that
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Jan 14, 2019 21:41
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SniperWoreConverse posted:perhaps they reproduce via spores Parasite life cycles are actually often really complicated and kinda cool https://www.cdc.gov/parasites/taeniasis/biology.html Taenia species have an intermediate host (in this case delicious cows) where they form a cysticercus cyst in the tissues. You can only get infected by eating part of an animal with this in it. The little segments that come out are not infectious to the definitive host, only to the intermediate host.
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Jan 14, 2019 21:45
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Bored posted:Your link didn't link and pulled up some anime when I searched it. i'm the genital pore y'all are the suckers 
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Jan 14, 2019 23:03
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Generally when doing tequila enemas you do not add a worm. Also I think you can kill your intestines doing this.
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Jan 14, 2019 23:13
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Dixville posted:Hey on the plus side it's just a parasite that responds to treatment (probably praziquantel?) and not horrible cancer! please don't appropriate c-spam smilies, we're a culture not a costume
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Jan 15, 2019 00:01
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Jan 15, 2019 00:02
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Senior Management posted:Generally when doing tequila enemas you do not add a worm. Also I think you can kill your intestines doing this. Get rid of the worms AND get to wear a colostomy bag for the rest of your life!?
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Jan 15, 2019 00:07
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Coolness Averted posted:please don't appropriate c-spam smilies, we're a culture not a costume What if I actually have brain worms Who's appropriating now? 
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Jan 15, 2019 05:27
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Where the hell are your rear end worm pics OP? Huh!?!?
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Jan 15, 2019 06:30
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ShortyMR.CAT posted:Where the hell are your rear end worm pics OP? Patience. I just took the meds so I don't expect to poo poo the worm before hours
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Jan 15, 2019 08:16
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:Patience. I just took the meds so I don't expect to poo poo the worm before hours Remember to save them for stir-fry later this week. oh God I just made myself sick typing that
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Jan 15, 2019 08:40
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Sending positive energy your way OP
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Jan 15, 2019 09:25
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Sending thoughts and prayers to Shai-Hulud. May he crawl etrernal, slimy and chrome, in the plains of Viscera
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Jan 15, 2019 09:35
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Bored posted:Your link didn't link and pulled up some anime when I searched it. While I'm waiting for the worm to come out, I was thinking about this picture and its implications. That loving worm is almost entirely made of gonads. There's a tiny head and then it's just balls after balls after balls. There has to be millions of worm eggs in there, this is a fricking genocide.
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Jan 15, 2019 11:21
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You're releasing a living thing that has no chance. Much like your sex life op.
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Jan 15, 2019 14:19
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Should have named it Vermillion. Well ok rip worm.
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Jan 15, 2019 14:25
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You need a kwi-sitz-rear end-bath
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Jan 15, 2019 15:44
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Update: the worm is still inside of me so I took some laxative to speed up its expulsion. My belly is making a lot of noise and I just had an explosive diarrhea but still no signs of the worm. On the other hand I saw some kind of tiny red worms which after closer inspection are string of minuscule eggs. This gives me hope that my stowaway is either dying or dead and this was its last attempt to perpetuate its parasitic genes. I'm still not sure I'm going to be able to take a picture of it because it's anything like my last poo poo it's going to be really really gross.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:24
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life is beautiful
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Jan 15, 2019 21:24
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This is just the beginning of the struggle. I won't rest until I see the head of the little fucker
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Jan 15, 2019 21:25
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You named it. Thus giving it a place in your emotional strata. Now you're going to feel guilty when it's gone.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:29
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Mozi posted:life is beautiful My wife just joked that now I too experienced the miracle of growing another life inside of me. All I can say is that it's loving gross
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Jan 15, 2019 21:29
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Rectal Reagan Obuttma George HW Butt Donald J Turd Jimmy Farter
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Jan 15, 2019 21:33
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:My wife just joked that now I too experienced the miracle of growing another life inside of me. All I can say is that it's loving gross Let her know that since she had nothing to do with it's conception she gets to be the evil stepmother!
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Jan 15, 2019 21:38
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I was once grooming a standard poodle and was shaving the pattern into its tail. While i was doing so, a tape worm sac squirmed out of the David, the poodle's, butthole and reared up at me.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:42
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wow super gross thread op was hoping it was pinworms so I could accuse you of having a dirty kid disease and then tell you to go into a dark room with a friend, a flashlight, and some tweezers and get a whole lot closer (by having them shine a light at your bhole to attract the worms)
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Teabag Dome Scandal posted:wow super gross thread op I'm pretty sure the light doesn't atrract the worms. You just don't want to wake up the host. The queens make their ways out of the bhole at night to stab the host around the rectum and deposit their eggs.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:48
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No pics?! At the very least you could let us see your new spawn.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:49
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SpaceGoatFarts posted:I heard the same but that it would come out from the mouth. Why would you choose to have it slither out your mouth? The tickling/wiggling sensation you’d get on your anus would be fantastic. It’s like a free pass at being gay without BEING gay. Jesus would still love you after.
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Jan 15, 2019 21:55
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Bored posted:The queens make their ways out of the bhole at night to stab the host around the rectum and deposit their eggs. They are the sea turtles, your anus their sandy beach.
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Tin Can Hit Man posted:They are the sea turtles, your anus their sandy beach. Mother nature is beautiful!
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