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The Alexa topless segment was there purely because Vince knew lots of viewers would all ragequit after Lashley won the title, and missing out on that is our punishment for not believing 100% in the journey that Vincent Kennedy McMahon wants to take us on.
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Diabolical. They’re going to really regret missing out on less skin than her ring gear shows.
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That seems like a really, really bad way to write Braun out. Can't you just have Brock injure the guy? Finn's gonna come out as the Demon and then lose anyway, isn't he,.
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Shinjobi posted:finn is gonna bust out the demon and brock will be very scared but he has way more beef than the demon and i think we all know what that means Have you looked at his trunks
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I like how this match had a spot where Seth Rollins completely no-sold a Doomsday Device and I really hope that was them dogging on Animal for talking poo poo about my girl Becky Lynch.
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Aphrodite posted:Diabolical. They’re going to really regret missing out on less skin than her ring gear shows. Vince thinks it’s still 1996, is unaware that the Internet exists outside of the WWE Network, and thinks that the mere hint of forbidden flesh constitutes appointment TV of a water cooler show. Vince also thinks appointment TV and water cooler shows exist in 2019.
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They are probably building Alexa up to be dumb too since the person knocked, went into the room and got to ~2ft away from her without her noticing while she stared at a wall holding her top to her breasts and then acted confused
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bloodysabbath posted:Vince thinks it’s still 1996, is unaware that the Internet exists outside of the WWE Network, and thinks that the mere hint of forbidden flesh constitutes appointment TV of a water cooler show. Vince they’ll just watch a gfy. I don’t care how fast they watch it! That doesn’t work if you say gif wrong. Midnightghoul posted:They are probably building Alexa up to be dumb too since the person knocked, went into the room and got to ~2ft away from her without her noticing while she stared at a wall holding her top to her breasts and then acted confused That’s how we all change. Don’t tell anyone it’s a secret.
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Those new titles look fresh as gently caress. Very hopeful for another tag team elimination chamber as well, in spite of nothing topping all of New Day in a pod.
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bloodysabbath posted:They’re gonna give Finn a belt pillow run so he doesn’t jump ship to AEW/NJPW, aren’t they!
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No Irish Need Imply posted:Those new titles look fresh as gently caress. Very hopeful for another tag team elimination chamber as well, in spite of nothing topping all of New Day in a pod. Can't happen, because a lot of them are injured but... Tag Team Elimination Chamber where the chambers are War Raiders, Heavy Machinery, Bludgeon Brothers, and also all of New Day.
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They had to get the belt off Dean so he could win the Rumble, Dean vs Finn at Mania.
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so the teams for the ec seem mostly easy (sasha/bayley, tamina/nia, riottttt squad members, 2conics, mandy and sonya I guess) but it feels like there's a gap. I don't think they'd put Lita and trish in... I guess you can stick like, naomi and carmella together.
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Procrastinator posted:so the teams for the ec seem mostly easy (sasha/bayley, tamina/nia, riottttt squad members, 2conics, mandy and sonya I guess) but it feels like there's a gap. I don't think they'd put Lita and trish in... I guess you can stick like, naomi and carmella together. I had heard that Lita and Trish were basically around (sparingly, obviously) until WrestleMania Angry Grimace fucked around with this message at 06:31 on Jan 15, 2019 |
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VJeff posted:Outta curiosity, what did you guys think of the reaction when Braun flipped the limo over? Seemed pretty dead to me. That’s what happens when you build up a guy as being strong enough to literally tip over ambulances by himself, only to then somehow book him to never win the big one.
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I can’t believe Alexa bliss stood butt rear end naked in front of the camera for a solid 45 minutes
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oldpainless posted:I can’t believe Alexa bliss stood butt rear end naked in front of the camera for a solid 45 minutes I'm more shocked about how eloquent Otis Dozevic's dissertation was. I never thought quantum physics was so interesting.
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the new tag titles look rad as heck but it sucks that they say “women” on them. It’s a white strap and a different design than the dude belts so come on. I hope we get Demon Finn for the rumble, and I really super extra hope we get more Heavy Machinery tomorrow (and all the drat time. keep them on both brands!)
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I'm going all in on believing with all my heart that Finn is gonna beat Brock and become the new Universal Champion, and I'm gonna be REALLY mad at Vince McMahon if this thing I just insisted on happening in my own head doesn't happen.
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have Braun interfere for Finn to win and then he can have the title reign he never got in a build to a three way at mania
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Jerusalem posted:I'm going all in on believing with all my heart that Finn is gonna beat Brock and become the new Universal Champion, and I'm gonna be REALLY mad at Vince McMahon if this thing I just insisted on happening in my own head doesn't happen. Will you accept it if Finn wins after DC distraction/interference?
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Jerusalem posted:I'm going all in on believing with all my heart that Finn is gonna beat Brock and become the new Universal Champion, and I'm gonna be REALLY mad at Vince McMahon if this thing I just insisted on happening in my own head doesn't happen. It's going to be the same layout as every other "Brock fights a guy smaller than Roman" match. Brock beats up Finn for 10 straight minutes and the announcers get all quiet and suggest Balor should forfeit to protect his health, but then he makes a comeback where he does all of his signature moves on Brock, who then kicks out of his finisher and Balor dies to one F5.
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imo the most perfect way of doing this is to have Balor lose the match but win the Rumble, then come out as the Demon at Mania and win. I know Seth's probably winning the Rumble, but, I dunno. He feels cooled off to me.
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Raskolnikov38 posted:no one on the men's roster seems over because vince spent years focusing on Roman and now they’re stuck dealing with Vince’s dumb gently caress panic booking decisions made after Roman got cancer Yeah but even beyond that, Seth was kinda over until he ran into this dumpster fire on a Dean feud. Now he's....not.
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when roman comes back it should be a tag team of him and samu called men in remission
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Vince should hire and push the hottest free agent in wrestling: T-HAWK!
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At the tail end of what should be a blood feud, Rollins and Ambrose gave away the "work together to tackle a larger enemy" spot in a match that they both lost.
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I actually thought Raw was pretty good! Otis segment was strange but hilarious, 4 way match was good and I was legit pretty shocked Finn won as I woulda bet money on it just ending in a giant fuckfest where Braun comes in and kills everyone.
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Vince probably just heard about the Toni Storm leaked nudes or whatever and told them to write a rib of it on Raw. When he was alerted that she was not on Raw or Smackdown, he told them to just make it with one of the other blonde girls. As for Braun not getting as big a pop when he flipped the limo, he was just booked to have his Title match taken away immediately before that. And they've already pulled the football away on him numerous times. Their inability to ever pull the trigger on anyone is finally cooling Braun off. At the end of the summer, Braun and Seth were both red hot. Now they both seem like they don't belong in a Wrestlemania Title match. Great job, Vince!
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DeepDickPizza posted:
I'd also attribute the diminished Braun pop to two things: as soon as you get 8 camera angles you know it's a stunt we've already seen 5 times, and acting so meek in front of Vince, only to act out, break something, and then yell at him once he leaves is so childish it's honestly pathetic.
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Jerusalem posted:I'm going all in on believing with all my heart that Finn is gonna beat Brock and become the new Universal Champion, and I'm gonna be REALLY mad at Vince McMahon if this thing I just insisted on happening in my own head doesn't happen. Don't worry, friend. Vince McMahon has personally promised me that Finn Balor will win the Universal title at the Royal Rumble.
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I’m putting a fiver on Finn winning, so it’s your fault if I lose that bet, Rarity!
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Wazzu posted:Will you accept it if Finn wins after DC distraction/interference? On the one hand, I really want Finn to win. On the other I think it would be hilarious if Vince yet again kept the title on Brock, and then Brock got the poo poo kicked out of him by Fat Dad DC in UFC  Rarity posted:Don't worry, friend. Vince McMahon has personally promised me that Finn Balor will win the Universal title at the Royal Rumble. You haven't let me down with a scoop yet, so I'm taken this as a guaran-drat-tee from Vince McMahon himself!
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