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communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009

Tired Moritz posted:

is the richard branson the guy that wouldnt stop making books about losing his virginity? its hosed up

No he's the poor man's British Elon Musk ie a huge idiot fucker who makes crappy offbrand spaceships

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marijuanamancer
Sep 11, 2001

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
the spacedick was strong with that one

CharlestonJew
Jul 7, 2011

Illegal Hen
The Super Seducer guy should make a "create a sex cult" route

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

communism bitch posted:

No he's the poor man's British Elon Musk ie a huge idiot fucker who makes crappy offbrand spaceships

Elon Musk was in Iron Man 2 and Richard Bronson was in Superman Returns. That should clear everything up.

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

communism bitch posted:

No he's the poor man's British Elon Musk ie a huge idiot fucker who makes crappy offbrand spaceships
I think of him as the universe's dry run for John McAfee
just a dashing, vacuous smile plastered over the deeply weathered face of a rich white maniac

the only difference is McAfee wears his lunacy on his sleeve, whereas with Branson we are forced to speculate

(I am aware that McAfee is older than Branson. this is a fatuous post, ha ha)

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

onedayholiday posted:

tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult


jeezum, those Crazy Eyes™

Leon Einstein
Feb 6, 2012
I must win every thread in GBS. I don't care how much banal semantic quibbling and shitty posts it takes.

Cubone posted:

jeezum, those Crazy Eyes™
Nah, she's totally normal. Pressing a red hot brand into a heavily restrained woman's pubis mons as she screams in agony while the smell of burning flesh and burnt pubes wafts up your nose is totally normal.

Seriously though, put that woman in prison.

Sten Freak
Sep 10, 2008

Despite all of these shortcomings, the Sten still has a long track record of shooting people right in the face.
College Slice

onedayholiday posted:

tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult



umm, yes?

onedayholiday
Dec 6, 2013

Grimey Drawer
"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.
I'm telling you, dude, Crazy Eyes

if you can see the whites on three sides her iris, she crazy
I don't know why. I'm not a scientist

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Idk a brand is basically a tattoo, right? Free tattoo!

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

onedayholiday posted:

tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult



Helllloooo in therrrrrreeeee

Kurnugia
Sep 2, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Cubone posted:

I'm telling you, dude, Crazy Eyes

if you can see the whites on three sides her iris, she crazy
I don't know why. I'm not a scientist

I am a scientist and ur right

AllNewJonasSalk
Apr 22, 2017

THUNDERDOME LOSER
When I think sex cult, Allison Mack branding Tom Wellings initials on my rear end in a top hat immediately pops into mind. Who the gently caress is Keith Raniere?

AllNewJonasSalk fucked around with this message at 22:19 on Jan 19, 2019

drilldo squirt
Aug 18, 2006

a beautiful, soft meat sack
Clapping Larry

Cubone posted:

I'm telling you, dude, Crazy Eyes

if you can see the whites on three sides her iris, she crazy
I don't know why. I'm not a scientist

Crazy eyes is more than the eyes it's the whole face. It's like a mixture of suprise. fear, confusion and whatever they are trying to emulate in a weirdly offputing mix.

Kaincypher
Apr 24, 2008

onedayholiday posted:

"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"



I had such a crush on her back when she was on Smallville. Back then I don't remember her having the crazy eyes, but either that was pre-nutjob or whoever took those photos just did a shite job. I was truly saddened when it turned out she was a human-trafficking piece of garbage. I'm sure she's just as brainwashed as anyone else in the cult, but she doesn't get a free pass just for that.

Tired Moritz
Mar 25, 2012

wish Lowtax would get tired of YOUR POSTS

(n o i c e)
All self improvement companies are cults

Zane
Nov 14, 2007

Kaincypher posted:

I had such a crush on her back when she was on Smallville. Back then I don't remember her having the crazy eyes, but either that was pre-nutjob or whoever took those photos just did a shite job. I was truly saddened when it turned out she was a human-trafficking piece of garbage. I'm sure she's just as brainwashed as anyone else in the cult, but she doesn't get a free pass just for that.
how much of a coherent and seriously thought out moral compass do you think most people actually have? everyone just muddles along until they run into something their brain/body says they absolutely need to have.

Farmer Crack-Ass
Jan 2, 2001

this is me posting irl

onedayholiday posted:

"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"



bunny-boiler status: so many bunnies boiled, you have no idea

rodbeard
Jul 21, 2005

The other girl from Smallville was also there

Shasta Orange Soda
Apr 25, 2007

Harveygod posted:

Elon Musk was in Iron Man 2 and Richard Bronson was in Superman Returns. That should clear everything up.

Richard Branson was in the music video for XTC's 1980 single "Generals and Majors."

I'm not sure what that proves.

Alhazred
Feb 16, 2011




rodbeard posted:

The other girl from Smallville was also there
Basically every canadian actress was somehow involved in that case.

Kaincypher
Apr 24, 2008

Zane posted:

how much of a coherent and seriously thought out moral compass do you think most people actually have? everyone just muddles along until they run into something their brain/body says they absolutely need to have.

I thought i had a pretty low opinion of humanity, but i guess you win. Most people do just plod around in life, myself included, but I'd like to think even the most vapid would have alarms going off with the whole genital branding thing. I get that the cult ramps up to that, it's hardly a first day initiation rite, but still that poo poo's bonkers.

Papa Emeritus III
Jul 7, 2017

[A MESSAGE FROM THE CLERGY]

Dat's Pussy Trap, bitch!

Deal with it.

onedayholiday posted:

"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"



:stare:

A drill sergeant of mine had eyes like that.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

onedayholiday posted:

"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"



Yoooo, the way her left eyelid is just sorta slightly closed makes it look like her left eye is twitching. That picture is crazy eyes supreme, fuckin' hell.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

onedayholiday posted:

"I BURNED ALL YOUR STUFF LOL"



Love that Joker!

WatermelonGun
May 7, 2009
I AM HORNY FOR CULTISTS

Oscar Wild
Apr 11, 2006

It's good to be a G
NXIVM: a group for people who are really bad at Roman numerals.

BeanpolePeckerwood
May 4, 2004

I MAY LOOK LIKE SHIT BUT IM ALSO DUMB AS FUCK




"just searching for some authenticity"

Zeluth
May 12, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dDMQ3tXNKgM

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...

Les Os posted:

LMFAO if you wouldn’t gently caress Charlie Manson, even now

do I get rights to his body like his last attempted wife

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
lowtax formed a sex cult and we dont even have to touch him

SleepySonata
Mar 3, 2010

Chinatown posted:

lol youve never had a fuckbuddy relationship with an utterly insane girl before huh?

I would, but I think that would be too much crazy in one place.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Alhazred posted:

Basically every canadian actress was somehow involved in that case.

Lots of BSG cast members there.

Sarah Problem
Sep 24, 2002

Because, if you confess with your mouth that Witten is Lord and believe in your heart that God raised him from the dead, you will be saved

BeanpolePeckerwood posted:

"just searching for some authenticity"

Some good thread necromancy there, friend.

sandwiches_and_ham
Aug 2, 2018

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

onedayholiday posted:

tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult





family reunion ova heah

Yaldabaoth
Oct 9, 2012

by Azathoth
if you want to be really authentic you should just give in to your fear and start running around killing and eating everything until something kills you like nature intended

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

onedayholiday posted:

tfw bae asks if u wanna start a sex cult



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PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
Aliens landed in Iceland and hosed a bunch of vikings so good that the entire world is run by human-ET hybrids with weird hair and Murdereyes(TM) and somehow i'm the crazy one for writing stories about Harry Potter smoking meth and doing karate

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