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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf





It's the eve of the 102nd annual CopCon, a celebrated event attended by valiant and distinguished police officers from the world over! For those who have the often-stressful duty of protecting our fair citizens from themselves, this is a rare chance to mingle with other like-minded defenders of justice and blow off some steam while swapping war stories over coffee and donuts. Sure, things have been a little tough for the good ole boys in blue lately, what with public opinions being as they are. But surely nothing could go wrong with an esteemed event like this... right?

All Cops Are Bad is a closed-setup game of Mafia for 16 players.

General Rules:
  • Standard Mafia Rules are in effect for this game. Don't be a dick. Specific addendums follow:
    • Twilight posting after the hammer is acceptable, but please stop posting when day-ending mod posts begin.
    • Please play to your win condition!
    • No PM comparing shenanigans - format, capital letters, whatever.
    • Seriously, don't be a dick.
  • In general, no replacements will be allowed beyond Day 1 - please don't sign up if you aren't going to put actual effort into this game and see it through to the end.
    • I understand that Life Happens sometimes - in extreme cases please PM me and we'll take it from there.
  • Days will be ~48-60 hours (but will grow shorter as the game goes on) and Nights will be ~12-24 hours. Nights will be closed but I'll reopen the thread promptly.
  • Podima's Anti-Lurking Rules v3.3 will be in effect for this game. Don't sign up if you're going to skim the edges of these rules, please - 10 posts should mean 10 substantial posts, not 10 content-less shitposts.

Player List:
  1. Officer 28766f69642a2930
  2. Officer Asiina
  3. Officer b-minus1
  4. Officer BottleKnight
  5. Officer CCKeane
  6. Officer Hal Incandenza
  7. Officer hambeet
  8. Officer Kashuno
  9. Officer KhediveRex
  10. Officer King Burgundy
  11. Officer Max
  12. Officer Murmur Twin
  13. Officer Prince of Space
  14. Officer SolusLunes
  15. Officer Toalpaz
  16. Officer Tobbs Gnawed

Observers:
1. Mr. Humalong
2. GeneX
3. sniper4625
4. IcePhoenix
5. jimmydalad
6. Soaring Kestrel

Flips:
Day 1
SolusLunes, Activist-Aligned "Dispatcher Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 1!
Night 1
Kashuno, Rookie Cop, was lethally investigated as Cop-Aligned on Night 1!
Murmur Twin, Cop-Aligned Rookie Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 1!

Day 2
b-minus1, Activist-Aligned "Prison Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 2!
Night 2
Hal Incandenza, Cop-Aligned Traffic Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 2!
Day 3
KhediveRex, Cop-Aligned Tough Cop, was banned from CopCon on Day 3!
Night 3
King Burgundy, Cop-Aligned Deputy Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 3!
Day 4
28766f69642a2930, Activist-Aligned "Riot Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 4!
Night 4
Nobody was removed from CopCon on Night 4! This is filler so the spoiler length matches others!
Day 5
Max, Freedom-Aligned Death Cop, was banned from CopCon on Day 5!
Night 5
Asiina, Cop-Aligned Neighbo(u)rhood Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 5!

Podima fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 7, 2019

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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination


ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im signing up

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


Iím required to observe

Call me Internal Affairs

Bernstrike
Oct 30, 2008

by Nyc_Tattoo


f the po lice

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


Third game's the charm.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor




I'll hang in observerchat.

Max
Nov 30, 2002



Hello, it is me. Work will start being busy soon but it is Podima and I know he is excited by this setup so I will play.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.



Max
Nov 30, 2002



Scum please kill me night 1 tia. If you donít I will hunt you down and murder you.

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?


Max posted:

I am scum and if I get to LYLO I will win

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


finally, a game based around my favorite role, scum

sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd


Signing up as Gina Linetti so I can observe all the cops and do no actual work.

(Observing)

sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jan 16, 2019

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


i would like to play

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





I'm gonna watch this one

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf


Observers are scum.

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


If I die real quickly in one of my other two games Iíll play

Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

I fear not the man who has practiced 10,000 kicks once, but I fear the man who has seen my browser history.


I canít juggle three at a time, even with my low tier play

Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back


Grimey Drawer

I've read nothing but pod game, signing up

King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!



Hmmm, Pod game, so in.

But I'm super busy at the moment, so I won't be mad if you kill me N1.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor




Podima posted:

Observers are scum.

i accept

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


Ok

Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

Why won't he die?



Welcome to the force bee minus minus one

IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida





Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Welcome to the force bee minus minus one

I am glad that this is following him out of the ff discord

Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


Breathe a little deeper, should you need to come undone



Soiled Meat

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlnmiayzGY

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



Mr. Humalong posted:

I canít juggle three at a time, even with my low tier play

wuss

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002



i am IN

imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS


Hey Sora, it's my Goofy and I want to play mafia.

b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before


IcePhoenix posted:

I am glad that this is following him out of the ff discord

flerp
Feb 25, 2014

CAPITALIST PIG
CRAVES ONLY THE BEST POETS
HIS WRATH WILL BE HARSH


take me out of the game plz

Podima
Nov 4, 2009

You've got the Shine
You've got the power

lomarf



imgay posted:

Hey Sora, it's my Goofy and I want to play mafia.

Thank you for your interest, but no.

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


i dont like cops

George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


hope there are no cops in this game!!!!!!!

Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.


I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor



Sadly gonna observe this game cause of real life stuff.

Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016

Posts from the end of the world




Dinosaur Gum



Asiina posted:

I've read nothing but pod game, signing up

ACAB

Max
Nov 30, 2002




YES

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

Pathetic.
Awful Games Done Quick 2018 Survivor





wb

Lux Animus
Apr 17, 2016

Posts from the end of the world




Dinosaur Gum

It is an honor to serve this bright and shining institution.

SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.



hello podima

i too am a cop

sloth cop

would you like a burger

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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this


SolusLunes posted:

hello podima

i too am a cop

sloth cop

would you like a burger



I know you didnít ask me

but yes I would

please give me a burger sir

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