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The Something Awful Forums > Discussion > Traditional Games > The Game Room > [MAFIA] All Cops Are Bad
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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy



It's the eve of the 102nd annual CopCon, a celebrated event attended by valiant and distinguished police officers from the world over! For those who have the often-stressful duty of protecting our fair citizens from themselves, this is a rare chance to mingle with other like-minded defenders of justice and blow off some steam while swapping war stories over coffee and donuts. Sure, things have been a little tough for the good ole boys in blue lately, what with public opinions being as they are. But surely nothing could go wrong with an esteemed event like this... right?

:siren: All Cops Are Bad :siren: is a closed-setup game of Mafia for 16 players.

General Rules:
  • Standard Mafia Rules are in effect for this game. Don't be a dick. Specific addendums follow:
    • Twilight posting after the hammer is acceptable, but please stop posting when day-ending mod posts begin.
    • Please play to your win condition!
    • No PM comparing shenanigans - format, capital letters, whatever.
    • Seriously, don't be a dick.
  • In general, no replacements will be allowed beyond Day 1 - please don't sign up if you aren't going to put actual effort into this game and see it through to the end.
    • I understand that Life Happens sometimes - in extreme cases please PM me and we'll take it from there.
  • Days will be ~48-60 hours (but will grow shorter as the game goes on) and Nights will be ~12-24 hours. Nights will be closed but I'll reopen the thread promptly.
  • Podima's Anti-Lurking Rules v3.3 will be in effect for this game. Don't sign up if you're going to skim the edges of these rules, please - 10 posts should mean 10 substantial posts, not 10 content-less shitposts.

Player List:
  1. Officer 28766f69642a2930
  2. Officer Asiina
  3. Officer b-minus1
  4. Officer BottleKnight
  5. Officer CCKeane
  6. Officer Hal Incandenza
  7. Officer hambeet
  8. Officer Kashuno
  9. Officer KhediveRex
  10. Officer King Burgundy
  11. Officer Max
  12. Officer Murmur Twin
  13. Officer Prince of Space
  14. Officer SolusLunes
  15. Officer Toalpaz
  16. Officer Tobbs Gnawed

Observers:
1. Mr. Humalong
2. GeneX
3. sniper4625
4. IcePhoenix
5. jimmydalad
6. Soaring Kestrel

Flips:
Day 1
SolusLunes, Activist-Aligned "Dispatcher Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 1!
Night 1
Kashuno, Rookie Cop, was lethally investigated as Cop-Aligned on Night 1!
Murmur Twin, Cop-Aligned Rookie Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 1!
Day 2
b-minus1, Activist-Aligned "Prison Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 2!
Night 2
Hal Incandenza, Cop-Aligned Traffic Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 2!
Day 3
KhediveRex, Cop-Aligned Tough Cop, was banned from CopCon on Day 3!
Night 3
King Burgundy, Cop-Aligned Deputy Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 3!
Day 4
28766f69642a2930, Activist-Aligned "Riot Cop," was banned from CopCon on Day 4!
Night 4
Nobody was removed from CopCon on Night 4! This is filler so the spoiler length matches others!
Day 5
Max, Freedom-Aligned Death Cop, was banned from CopCon on Day 5!
Night 5
Asiina, Cop-Aligned Neighbo(u)rhood Cop, was forced to turn in their badge and gun on Night 5!

:cop:

Podima fucked around with this message at 00:10 on Feb 7, 2019

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Toalpaz
Mar 20, 2012

Peace through overwhelming determination
ehhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh im signing up

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 02:56
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

 I’m required to observe

Call me Internal Affairs

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 02:57
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birdstrike
Oct 30, 2008

i;m gay
f the po lice

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:01
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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy
Third game's the charm.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:05
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
I'll hang in observerchat.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:05
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Max
Nov 30, 2002
Hello, it is me. Work will start being busy soon but it is Podima and I know he is excited by this setup so I will play.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:06
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

28766f69642a2930 posted:

f the po lice
* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:06
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Max
Nov 30, 2002
Scum please kill me night 1 tia. If you don’t I will hunt you down and murder you.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:06
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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

Max posted:

I am scum and if I get to LYLO I will win
* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:10
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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
 finally, a game based around my favorite role, scum

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:16
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sniper4625
Sep 26, 2009

Loyal to the hEnd
 Signing up as Gina Linetti so I can observe all the cops and do no actual work.

(Observing)

sniper4625 fucked around with this message at 03:35 on Jan 16, 2019

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:30
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
i would like to play

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 03:55
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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

 I'm gonna watch this one

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 04:05
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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
Observers are scum. :cop:

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 04:24
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

 If I die real quickly in one of my other two games I’ll play

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 04:24
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Mr. Humalong
May 7, 2007

 I can’t juggle three at a time, even with my low tier play

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Asiina
Apr 26, 2011

No going back
Grimey Drawer
I've read nothing but pod game, signing up

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 04:29
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King Burgundy
Sep 17, 2003

I am the Burgundy King,
I can do anything!

 Hmmm, Pod game, so in.

But I'm super busy at the moment, so I won't be mad if you kill me N1.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 04:55
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Podima posted:

Observers are scum. :cop:

i accept

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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before
Ok

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 05:53
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Tobbs Gnawed
Apr 4, 2007

All round mafia nice guy

b-minus1 posted:

Ok

Welcome to the force bee minus minus one

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 05:55
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IcePhoenix
Sep 18, 2005

Take me to your Shida

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

Welcome to the force bee minus minus one

I am glad that this is following him out of the ff discord

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Infinitum
Jul 30, 2004


 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlnmiayzGY

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 07:53
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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

The lieutenant does not flinch at the comment.
He does not flinch even a little bit. He is intensely not flinching. It takes effort.

:jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::sonia::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled:

Mr. Humalong posted:

I can’t juggle three at a time, even with my low tier play

wuss

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 10:21
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hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

The lieutenant does not flinch at the comment.
He does not flinch even a little bit. He is intensely not flinching. It takes effort.

:jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::sonia::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled::jiggled:
i am IN

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 10:21
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imgay
May 12, 2014

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Hey Sora, it's my Goofy and I want to play mafia.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 14:57
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b-minus1
Jul 24, 2008

She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

IcePhoenix posted:

I am glad that this is following him out of the ff discord

:negative:

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flerp
Feb 25, 2014
 take me out of the game plz

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 15:15
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Podima
Nov 4, 2009

by Fluffdaddy

Infinitum posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tOlnmiayzGY

imgay posted:

Hey Sora, it's my Goofy and I want to play mafia.

Thank you for your interest, but no.

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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
i dont like cops

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 18:12
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this
hope there are no cops in this game!!!!!!!

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Murmur Twin
Feb 11, 2003

An ever-honest pacifist with no mind for tricks.
I can't see what could possibly go wrong.

* # ? Jan 16, 2019 21:12
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jimmydalad
Sep 26, 2013

My face when others are unable to appreciate the :kazooieass:

AGDQ 2018 Awful Block Survivor
 Sadly gonna observe this game cause of real life stuff.

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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016

:d::h:Check it out: a post!:c::s:

Dinosaur Gum
:carol::cumpolice::siren::carol:

Asiina posted:

I've read nothing but pod game, signing up

ACAB

* # ? Jan 17, 2019 01:09
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Max
Nov 30, 2002

Prince of Space posted:

:carol::cumpolice::siren::carol:


ACAB

YES

* # ? Jan 17, 2019 01:39
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Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.

Prince of Space posted:

:carol::cumpolice::siren::carol:


ACAB

wb

* # ? Jan 17, 2019 06:01
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Lux Anima
Apr 17, 2016

:d::h:Check it out: a post!:c::s:

Dinosaur Gum
It is an honor to serve this bright and shining institution.

* # ? Jan 17, 2019 07:29
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SolusLunes
Oct 10, 2011

I now have several regrets.

:barf:

 hello podima

i too am a cop

sloth cop

would you like a burger
* # ? Jan 17, 2019 14:23
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George Kansas
Sep 1, 2008

preface all my posts with this

SolusLunes posted:

hello podima

i too am a cop

sloth cop

would you like a burger



I know you didn’t ask me

but yes I would

please give me a burger sir

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