Register a SA Forums Account here!
JOINING THE SA FORUMS WILL REMOVE THIS BIG AD, THE ANNOYING UNDERLINED ADS, AND STUPID INTERSTITIAL ADS!!!

You can: log in, read the tech support FAQ, or request your lost password. This dumb message (and those ads) will appear on every screen until you register! Get rid of this crap by registering your own SA Forums Account and joining roughly 150,000 Goons, for the one-time price of $9.95! We charge money because it costs us money per month for bills, and since we don't believe in showing ads to our users, we try to make the money back through forum registrations.
 
  • Post
  • Reply
hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Mr. Humalong posted:

I can’t juggle three at a time, even with my low tier play

wuss

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i am IN

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Is this a thing yet?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i donut think i've ever seen a cop eat a donut.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

actually maybe once I saw a cop eat half of one. i guess he did not want to eat the hole thing.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

why do you think cops like donuts though?

does it help them stay frosty?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

my star sign us torus, but I know astrology makes some peoples eyes glaze over.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

28766f69642a2930 posted:

I’ve never cinnamon pun so much

you jelly? put you in a jam?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

28766f69642a2930 posted:

I’ve been dunked

sorry i desserted you

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Prince of Space posted:

It's probably best to sprinkle these puns throughout the thread or else they'll go stale in a matter of hours.

i'd prefer if the thread was jam packed, ya know?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002


you're just adoughrable

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Max posted:

Beet, if you had to say right now who was scum, who would it be?

real talk?

you.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hey max. what's the best day for eating donuts?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

fryday!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

i batter give it a break.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Max posted:

loving too tired for this poo poo.

btw

you should have said fried here to join in the fun

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I'm not gonna sugarcoat this, you're a bit of a party pooper max

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

noir cop.


actually I've been reading the third man again lately. if you've not heard about it, it's a noir cop / detective book and film.

the main protagonist is a berliner.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

do you think it's a cruller and unusual punishment?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

now I'm just posting filler

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

well i've got some puns that'll bake your day

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

want a donut?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

28766f69642a2930 posted:

the trees here want to be on fire though

and there's nothing else could set fire to this town

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Murmur Twin posted:

:sadpeanut: :ohdearsass: :sadpeanut:

##vote Max just in case.


Fair enough.

hmm interesting

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

you're right



we should vote anidav

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

I like the name tobbs

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

it's fun to say

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

I picked it because it's almost impossible to combine with the word "scum" in a way that has a nice ring to it.

Not really, my name is an attempt to phonetically reconstruct dongsbot in reverse

lmao

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

CCKeane posted:

I'm going to claim this as a jump start.

I'm a desk cop, I get One (1) investigation...n0. But! The flavor I got seemed to strongly imply I was paranoid so there's that.

Anyway MMT came up scum so do with that what you will.

why mmt?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

oh I thought you were being serious with the claim my bad.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

because he left the door open

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

inefficient use of government resources.

so you're more than likely a cop

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

CCKeane posted:

Who would you have gone for n0?

this game?

max or birdstrike.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

28766f69642a2930 posted:

Good question for everyone. Probably Max for me given the way other players listen (follow).

Other choice would be Hal because I can never read him.

yeah and my reasoning is similar, with the addition that I think it'd be super useful to vet a player I think is pretty decent.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

wait I think birdstrike just owned me.

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

who coppin tonight?
who coppin tonight?
who coppin tonight?
oh! oh!

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Toalpaz posted:

I hardly started it. Give me a break with that nonsense.


Idk I was going to ask the same question birdstrike did before I'd seen the next page, and it's a fair question.

you were all too happy comment on keanes claim. and then keane prods you to expand on it and khedive outright disagrees with it. now it's all wifom and probably too distracting?

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

28766f69642a2930 posted:

How many Max impersonators are at this convention smdh

Maxcon

Adbot
ADBOT LOVES YOU

hambeet
Sep 13, 2002

Tobbs Gnawed posted:

If someone comes in with a cop claim and says they believe they're paranoid by flavor, I'm going to believe that they would get a scum result on anyone they investigated.

As someone else mentioned, it would be a way to make someone VT but also give them something interesting to do/talk about.

I think he played it the right way. If he went hard after MMT and later divulged that he thought he was paranoid, he'd be setting himself up to be lynched.

hmmmm.

thinking on it though, it's great fake claim to throw out to make it look like:

a) you're being useful for town, even though you've actually not given anything useful to town, and

b) look like you have content, without actually giving an opinion. it doesn't really tell me what to think of what keane thinks of x or y or z.

maybe b's the same point as a. i don't know. it's also super long. i really didn't think this out when i started making the list, but my point stands.

  • 1
  • 2
  • 3
  • 4
  • 5
  • Post
  • Reply