gently poke fun at my attempt of building a quantum c library

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akadajet: Sep 14, 2003

goldmine

# ? Jan 18, 2019 17:47

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 01:56

Best Bi Geek Squid: Mar 25, 2016

op quantum mechanics deals with very small things. although some of the files in the repo are appropriately-sized (zero to two lines), others are far too large -quantum.c weighs in at a whopping 23(!) lines of code

# ? Jan 18, 2019 17:52

Satellit3: Oct 21, 2008

Jabor posted:

hang on, i thought terry went to the great computer in the sky?

# ? Jan 19, 2019 00:37

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

unidef freeman posted:

I know, I learned math from visual studio and Visual Basic when I was a kid and it�s the thrill of electricity and the scene for me, I just have social problems so I can�t really thrive in college

I�ve been sending my code to universities and corporations, under the bsd license, but 0 response aside from the sa forums

I�ll dig through the git docs, i need to implement a struct with double long integers with arrays for holding data

Maybe if Jesus exists he can write me a scheduler for large portions of dma

BOI

# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:02

BONGHITZ: Jan 1, 1970

unidef freeman posted:

I�ve done the latter multiple times, all it did was ruin my life. What�s the worse that can happen? :htp:

boi

# ? Jan 19, 2019 01:02

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

BONGHITZ posted:

boi

...bRiGhTaSs? They let you out of the brig? Did you successfully eat the military, you blubbery anime fiend, and hands off my yaoi

# ? Jan 19, 2019 13:16

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

op have you tried writing any game mods?? good way to get noticed by Valve

# ? Jan 19, 2019 16:06

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
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Silver Alicorn posted:

op have you tried writing any game mods?? good way to get noticed by Valve

Have you heard of this great one called counters strike, I think?

# ? Jan 19, 2019 16:29

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

Captain Foo posted:

Have you heard of this great one called counters strike, I think?

narbacular drop

# ? Jan 19, 2019 17:49

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

Silver Alicorn posted:

op have you tried writing any game mods?? good way to get noticed by Valve

I�m not into gaming, but I�d release a GUI that�s Vulkan accelerated

Valve is nice.. but I can�t imagine growing older and telling my family I write video games for a living

# ? Jan 19, 2019 18:13

refleks: Nov 21, 2006

eripsa?

# ? Jan 19, 2019 18:34

Silver Alicorn: Mar 30, 2008; 𝓪 𝓻𝓮𝓭 𝓹𝓪𝓷𝓭𝓪 𝓲𝓼 𝓪 𝓬𝓾𝓻𝓲𝓸𝓾𝓼 𝓼𝓸𝓻𝓽 𝓸𝓯 𝓬𝓻𝓮𝓪𝓽𝓾𝓻𝓮

unidef freeman posted:

I�m not into gaming, but I�d release a GUI that�s Vulkan accelerated

Valve is nice.. but I can�t imagine growing older and telling my family I write video games for a living

would you rather tell them you drove for uber for 69 years before dropping dead

# ? Jan 19, 2019 19:14

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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Silver Alicorn posted:

narbacular drop

gently caress yeah

# ? Jan 19, 2019 20:49

unidef freeman: Sep 18, 2014; by R. Guyovich

Silver Alicorn posted:

would you rather tell them you drove for uber for 69 years before dropping dead

I�d prefer to grandfather quantum computing, much less work but more stress

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:25

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

unidef freeman posted:

a source code revisionist system

I am so tired of source code revisionists and their ideology-driven agenda

# ? Jan 19, 2019 21:30

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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unidef freeman posted:

I�d prefer to grandfather quantum computing, much less work but more stress

that's not how the grandfather paradox works

# ? Jan 19, 2019 22:21

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

unidef freeman posted:

I’m not into gaming, but I’d release a GUI that’s Vulkan accelerated

Valve is nice.. but I can’t imagine growing older and telling my family I write video games for a living

Ah yes, we need so many more brand new takes on GUI development

I also think you're family would be more concerned with the number in your bank account rather than which lovely piece of software you had to write to get yourself there

# ? Jan 20, 2019 01:19

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

i'm sick of this job, i think i'll get rich writing some code for those quantums i keep hearing about. quantums and neuron networks!!

# ? Jan 20, 2019 01:38

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

unidef freeman posted:

I�m not into gaming, but I�d release a GUI that�s Vulkan accelerated

Valve is nice.. but I can�t imagine growing older and telling my family I write video games for a living

Have you considered writing a QUI (quantum user interface) instead?

# ? Jan 20, 2019 01:51

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

Have you considered writing a QUI (quantum user interface) instead?

that way when we meet quantum beings but can't understand them we can just hand then an ipad (or qpad?) with this on! genius

# ? Jan 20, 2019 11:00

Phobeste: Apr 9, 2006; never, like, count out Touchdown Tom, man

quote:

To: "linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org" <linux-kernel@vger.kernel.org>
Subject: [REQUEST FOR CODE INTEGRATION - L4.25-L5.05] Parallelization and binary trees with huge dimensions

When I have time I�ll have to read a few books and dig into the latest kernel to really understand what the Linux kernel is, but during that procrastination

I want to rewrite the Linux scheduler using my code, it�s basically a binary tree with a bunch of fixed variables with a rotating DMA that cleans up excess pointers. It can be used as an integrated SQL database (because of char*�s and binary trees) and depending on what multidimension you init the arrays, it will take huge amounts of ram

You can easily go up one indice by adding a number to the indice that makes the array go up, im sorry its med time for me

But my intentions is to make my code its own operating system. The Quantum moniker is a marketing buzzword, its really made for binary trees with HUGE dimensions (im talking about bt[200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200][200]; (sorry if thats spammy)

If this isnt relevant to the Linux kernel, please disregard

My code is at GitHub, at unidef/quantum

for convenience: git clone https://github.com/unidef/quantum qwork/

I appreciate any feedback, and I would love to be actively involved in Linux kernel development

Also just like in EQ2, Linux could use a really memory hungry mode, I have 32gb of ram on all my computers and multitasking (especially in Linux) is really, really fun!

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:41

Pham Nuwen: Oct 30, 2010

edit: i mean it's pretty ballsy to troll linus with this:

code:


  NEURON test[15][20][25][30]; // prime rib?

  test[0][2][5][2].id = 0;
  printf("hello quantum universe!\n");

"it's a b-tree guys!"

Pham Nuwen fucked around with this message at 17:23 on Jan 20, 2019

# ? Jan 20, 2019 16:50

qhat: Jul 6, 2015

Phobeste posted:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:23

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

wait hold on does OP think that an operating systems "kernel" is the same thing as an machine learning "kernel"

Dijkstracula fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jan 20, 2019

# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:45

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

op, linus is in rehab from screaming at strangers on mailing lists that wasn't kind

# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:45

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Pham Nuwen posted:

edit: i mean it's pretty ballsy to troll linus with this:
code:
  NEURON test[15][20][25][30]; // prime rib?

  test[0][2][5][2].id = 0;
  printf("hello quantum universe!\n");
"it's a b-tree guys!"

can you explain this please i'm not aware of the context but it sounds really good

# ? Jan 20, 2019 17:52

Incomplete Fish: Apr 22, 2006; Grimey Drawer

op doesn't realize it but the real value of this stupid project is that he's learning emacs with it.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:04

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

deeply, cosmically curious as to the meaning of the comment "// prime rib?"

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:11

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
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we breathin'
we dyin'

holy poo poo the thread leveled up

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:42

Captain Foo: May 11, 2004; we vibin'
we slidin'
we breathin'
we dyin'

graph rename thread to "gently poke fun at my attempts to cook a prime rib"

# ? Jan 20, 2019 18:43

suffix: Jul 27, 2013; Wheeee!

none of those numbers are prime

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:27

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

i�m going to miss prime rib when divine empress and our holy savior aoc rightly outlaws beef consumption and production.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:50

gonadic io: Feb 16, 2011; >>=

suffix posted:

none of those numbers are prime

they're a combination of multiples of primes :q:

# ? Jan 20, 2019 22:54

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

i�m going to miss prime rib when divine empress and our holy savior aoc rightly outlaws beef consumption and production.

that's what wheat gluten UnRibs are for, op

# ? Jan 20, 2019 23:37

rotor: Jun 11, 2001; classic case of pineapple derangement syndrome

prime Real Integer B-tree, obviously

# ? Jan 20, 2019 23:47

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Dijkstracula posted:

that's what wheat gluten UnRibs are for, op

lol cute you think we'll be eating like modern day vegans. actually we'll be lucky if the people making our soylent understand and are empowered to care about nutrition.

# ? Jan 20, 2019 23:58

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

lol cute you think we'll be eating like modern day vegans. actually we'll be lucky if the people making our soylent understand and are empowered to care about nutrition.

Actually I think even vegan imitations of meat will be a bridge too far for the bulk of entitled fat westerners

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:29

Jabor: Jul 16, 2010; #1 Loser at SpaceChem

there's a vegan burger place down the road from me that's actually real good.

it's also somehow more expensive than the burger place that uses real meat, so i don't eat there very often.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:30

DONT THREAD ON ME: Oct 1, 2002; by Nyc_Tattoo; Floss Finder

Dijkstracula posted:

Actually I think even vegan imitations of meat will be a bridge too far for the bulk of entitled fat westerners

i agree like we could have artificial meat that is 100% identical to fake meat on a molecular level or whatever and you'd have a few fringe idiots who would come up with reasonable justifications for why real meat was better and then it would turn into a pro-gun argument.

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:31

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qhat: Jul 6, 2015

FYI op b-tree != Binary tree

# ? Jan 21, 2019 00:35

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