gently poke fun at my attempt of building a quantum c library

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Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

code:

typedef struct neural OPERATIONS;
typedef struct neural SQL;
typedef struct neural TEST;
typedef struct neural DOC;
typedef struct neural ERROR;
typedef struct neural NEURON;

Voting a superposition of a₀ * |101> + a₁ * |001>

# ¿ Jan 17, 2019 01:13

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:25

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

wait hold on does OP think that an operating systems "kernel" is the same thing as an machine learning "kernel"

Dijkstracula fucked around with this message at 18:10 on Jan 20, 2019

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 17:45

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

deeply, cosmically curious as to the meaning of the comment "// prime rib?"

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 18:11

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

i�m going to miss prime rib when divine empress and our holy savior aoc rightly outlaws beef consumption and production.

that's what wheat gluten UnRibs are for, op

# ¿ Jan 20, 2019 23:37

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

DONT THREAD ON ME posted:

lol cute you think we'll be eating like modern day vegans. actually we'll be lucky if the people making our soylent understand and are empowered to care about nutrition.

Actually I think even vegan imitations of meat will be a bridge too far for the bulk of entitled fat westerners

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 00:29

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

I'm also veg but I'm also completely down with engineering fake meat because it's the only way my extended family will transition off their "it can't be a real meal without protein" philosophy

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 03:30

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

also The In-Vitro Meat Cookbook is completely bananas and probably a proread for a bunch of folks itt

quote:

Hello meat lovers, hello vegetarians. We need to talk about the future of meat. With the world�s population expected to reach nine billion people by 2050, it becomes impossible to produce and consume meat like we do today.

In vitro meat, grown from cells in a laboratory, could provide a sustainable and animal-friendly alternative. Yet, before we can decide if we are willing to eat in vitro, we must explore the new food culture it will bring us.

The In Vitro Meat Cookbook presents 45 recipes that explore and visualize what in vitro meat products might be on our plate one day. As in vitro meat is still being developed you cannot cook our recipes just yet, however, they will provide abundant food for thought and discussion.

Using the format of the cookbook as a storytelling medium, the In Vitro Meat Cookbook is a visually stunning exploration of the new �food cultures� lab-grown meat might create. This book approaches lab-grown meat not just from a design and engineering perspective, but also from a societal and ethical one.

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 03:32

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Pham Nuwen posted:

it wraps printf, but makes it worse by 1. not allowing you to insert variables into the message and 2. not passing up printf's return value.

I'm the inexplicable but also unused second argument

# ¿ Jan 21, 2019 23:26

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

better to have it and not to need it, &c.

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 00:04

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

fritz posted:

idk how chinese vegetarian meat substitutes are not better known (well i do k how but still)

it's slowly happening; back in my home town, the vegan place my veg* parent took me to for years has since developed a pretty solid following among meat eaters, to the point where otherwise red-blooded rootin-tootin beef-eating Albertans tell me that they serve the best "ginger beef" in town

# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 18:19

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

no, the doc type is a typedef of struct neural :confused:

I mean it doesn't matter what it is because it's never used

# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 00:53

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

op please address the outstanding questions about // prime rib? itt

edit: I guess we got the prime part sorted but not the rib part yet

# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 02:56

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

op why do you care so much about macros

# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 06:43

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

this was a pro emptyquote that I missed the first time round

Pham Nuwen posted:

you'll all be sorry when the next volume of TAOCP is titled "binary trees revisited: quantum?!?"

YOSPOS: you'll all be sorry when the next volume of TAOCP is titled "binary trees revisited: quantum?!?"

# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 00:32

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

the m in malloc stands for macro

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:02

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

Captain Foo posted:

post the macro

code:

#define malloc(x) sbrk(x)
#define free(x) (void)(x) //really memory hungry mode, I have 32gb of ram on all my computers, prime rib?

# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:06

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

JawnV6 posted:

m'alloc,

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# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 18:20

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# ¿ Apr 29, 2024 04:25

Dijkstracula: Mar 18, 2003; You can't spell 'vector field' without me, Professor!

lgtm op, ship it

# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 16:53

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