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Buy a disposable camera and take photos of every pointless thing you do, photocopy them and mail them to everyone you know and most that you don’t. Ask them to tick a box marked like on the bottom then post them back to you. Buy a GPS tracker and send the RFID to the NSA so they can track you. Carry a bag with 50 poo poo puzzle games with you and play with them on the bus.send 20 dollars every ten minutes to som Chinese developer to unlock new pieces that are already in the box. Push a trolley with a record player around and 500 LP’s plus a ring binder full of playlists. Get a CB radio and exchange short abusive messages with angry truckers about feminism, the alt-right, and millennials aka twitter 1.0 Cut a picture out of a lads mag, make up an imaginary story for her and pretend she’s your tinder sexting buddy Go and watch a caterpillar climb up a wall for an hour (software updates) Shout into your hand at whoever you’d like to communicate with and tell them it’s a bad connection. Plug a battery charger into a wall every 3 hours. Set your alarm clock to go off every 20 minutes between 1-3 a.m, ring your drunk friend and call him a oval office. When she asks you what you are doing, be a total hipster and tell her you’ve gone for a retro vibe with the iPhone 86. She’ll immediately copy everything you do and mock iPhone X owners. Or more likely she’ll block you on social media, which is fine because you have no smartphone and will never find out.
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Burt Sexual posted:You put a lot of effort into this post. Gj Thank you, for some reason I read it in my head in Ewan McGregor’s voice with Lust for life playing in the background though. ‘Choose smartphones, choose never having another meaningful personal interaction your whole loving life. ‘
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