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The Something Awful Forums > Main > General Bullshit > Need advice
 
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Lord Frankenstyle
Dec 3, 2005

Mmmm,
You smell like Lysol Wipes.

Odd posted:

I would like to go on a date with a woman, but i don't have a smart phone what do i do

I was without a smart phone for like two weeks because it was getting repaired and the loaner phone was trash. It was tough, but I got by on my wit and charm backed up by my massive penis and huge checking account. I can't imagine why this wouldn't work for you.




Can you imagine why this wouldn't work for you?

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