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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

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aggressively flirt with a waitress during peak hours

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OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

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practice flipping glasses and quarter tricks at a crowded bar, but ONLY when the bartender has a C cup or larger

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

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drink a single (one (1)) cup of coffee while spending two to three hours at a local cafe while writing in a Brand New moleskine.

poetry? observations? screenplay ideas? no! these are the seductions of a philistine. you will be sketching Anime Body Pillows concepts.

OMFG FURRY
Jul 10, 2006

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print out fresh and HOT new instagram memes at home, whenever you find a pause in conversation, whip one out and tell them to stamp it to show how much they like it

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