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According to the Irish Medical Journal (‘Semenly’Harmless Back Pain: An Unusual Presentation of a Subcutaneous Abscess), semen injections into your right forearm do NOT cure back pain. Here is the story of the brave, anonymous individual who decided to explore this brave new avenue of medical research. https://gizmodo.com/man-injects-18-doses-of-semen-into-arm-to-cure-back-pai-1831817131 The tl;dr version posted:After reportedly injecting semen into his arm every month for 18 months, the man finally sought medical attention—but not for his arm. The patient instead complained of “severe, sudden onset lower pack pain,” having lifted a “heavy steel object” three days beforehand. During his checkup, the doctor found a patch of red swelling on his right forearm, after which the man admitted he’d been injecting himself with his own semen using a hypodermic needle he purchased online. Seriously, though, which one of you goons is this?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 00:50 |
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# ? Apr 17, 2024 20:15 |
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pee is stored in teh balls
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 00:52 |
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https://youtu.be/2i3zrzyLOCw
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 00:56 |
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Every time I cum I collect the semen and hose it back down my urethrus to top of my cum levels via this ingenious recycling method. Upon having penetrative sex I spend at minimum an hour scooping the semen from the vagina/anus to return to the bosom of my balls.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 01:11 |
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I wonder if it semen only works if it is injected, or can it be taken as an ingestible or suppository.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 02:23 |
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OP you would be happy to know I inject semen into your mom's rear end every day and her back feels great.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 02:53 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I wonder if it semen only works if it is injected, or can it be taken as an ingestible or suppository. Obviously it has to be injected. If you ate it or put it up your butt, you'd just get pregnant.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 03:08 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:I wonder if it semen only works if it is injected, or can it be taken as an ingestible or suppository. Like marijuana, semen can be consumed through many routes, but be aware that effects, potency and addiction potential all differ wildly between intake methods.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 03:16 |
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i can ejaculate inwards, into my brain, to gain holy powers
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 03:18 |
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It takes a lot to revolt me, I mean after all I've been letting around SA for the better part of a decade. This story however, makes my stomach literally lurch.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 03:21 |
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You miss 100 percent of the shots you don’t take
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:32 |
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this is sinful
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:41 |
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End of Shoelace posted:i can ejaculate inwards, into my brain, to gain holy powers https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/retrograde-ejaculation/symptoms-causes/syc-20354890
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:45 |
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To be fair one dude with no training injecting himself sans controls is not scientifically rigorous. I am going to need to see more evidence before I draw any conclusions.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:55 |
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so is there anything wrong with injecting semen, or did he just get an infection at the injection site?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 04:57 |
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Okay but what if it’s injected into the back? Cuz my mom suffers from chronic back pain, and
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:01 |
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I. M. Gei posted:Okay but what if it’s injected into the back? i’m sorry my treatments have been ineffective
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:14 |
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idk I think this warrants more research. What if you give all the sperms tiny hammers so when they swim into his back they can pound his back into shape?
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:20 |
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Dumbass doesn't even know you're supposed to eat the jizz. Mainline it to your mouth, not forearm!
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:24 |
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Turpitude II posted:idk I think this warrants more research. What if you give all the sperms tiny hammers so when they swim into his back they can pound his back into shape? I can trace a lot of my lower back pain to situations when I’ve had semen put in my rear end, I don’t think it helps.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:26 |
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I prefer to shoot my cum in the OPs mo.... gently caress got beaten to this one ):<
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:27 |
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I usually just collect it in jars in the deep freeze and will write the date started and finished, it really makes me feel like I’ve accomplished something
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:28 |
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Don’t talk about ejaculate please... it’s quite rude
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:30 |
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ha ha! i like to cum! Ha hA HA
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:36 |
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I've been mixing my heroin with my dealer's cum. It takes the edge off!
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:48 |
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WatermelonGun posted:i’m sorry my treatments have been ineffective
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 05:51 |
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You need to rub the cum on the gums in order to get the full analgesic effect
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 07:53 |
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drat. I was really hoping this would work. But, a good ol' load of spunk does lower breast cancer! Among other things: https://www.bustle.com/p/is-sperm-good-for-you-14-claims-about-semens-health-benefits-examined-37264 quote:This claim mostly points back to a 10-year study that found that people who consume “large quantities” of semen are way less likely to get cancer. Basically, these people (who had genetically high risk for breast or ovarian cancer) were fed 5-6 milliliters of semen a couple times a week for 10 years (fun!). Only three percent of the subjects developed cancer signs during the study, versus 43 percent of the control group — and once you do the fancy math on that, it means that swallowing can reduce cancer risk by as much as 58 percent.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:01 |
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Bogus Adventure posted:You need to rub the cum on the gums in order to get the full analgesic effect Yeah.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:02 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:drat. I was really hoping this would work. Oh good I've been gobbling up my own ball juice since I was a teen.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:02 |
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JebanyPedal posted:Oh good I've been gobbling up my own ball juice since I was a teen. Good, that means you're healthy! There's a market out there, apparently, and not just for sperm banks. Jar it and sell it, I say. Share the wealth of health. um. Within reason, of course
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:08 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:drat. I was really hoping this would work. I have some suspicions about the motivations of the researchers who managed to make a decades long study out of this.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:11 |
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Papa Emeritus III posted:Good, that means you're healthy! There's a market out there, apparently, and not just for sperm banks. Jar it and sell it, I say. Share the wealth of health. No one else is getting my precious miracle fluids.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:13 |
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JebanyPedal posted:No one else is getting my precious miracle fluids. Top Secret Testicle Tapioca Moon Atari posted:I have some suspicions about the motivations of the researchers who managed to make a decades long study out of this. I'm also going in mental circles over who funded it and how the whole idea was pitched. It had to be a very surreal experience to get through the "subjects will ingest semen for...." dialogue. But, to be fair, the medical field probably hears the strangest poo poo for clinical research.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:31 |
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I'm going to put an ad out on Craigslist for women interested in an experiment involving the medicinal effect of semen applied to the vagina.
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 08:33 |
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But we know that one. You get a babby formed. Maybe add a new part to the study. Like, "manchowder applied to vagina, does it charge my crystals?" Or other side effects. Does it cure toothache, for example...
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 10:07 |
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But I was assured that it's "good for what ails ya"
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 10:27 |
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 10:41 |
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That fool, injecting semen into things is how monstrosities are formed! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HNLPXzlz6-I
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# ? Jan 18, 2019 10:46 |
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Mooey Cow posted:That fool, injecting semen into things is how monstrosities are formed! Wait what the gently caress this reminded me of a weird YT channel where these people made some grotesque monster thing and uploaded these pet style videos of it. gently caress I wish I could describe it better or remember what it was.
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