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Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
He should first get down from the tree before going to sleep.

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SardonicTyrant
Feb 26, 2016

BTICH IM A NEWT
熱くなれ夢みた明日を
必ずいつかつかまえる
走り出せ振り向くことなく
&



Stretch Marx posted:

Max Salinity Masculinity
Sour Creme and Onion Masculinity

FilthyImp
Sep 30, 2002

Anime Deviant
3:1 CBD:THC Masculinity

Help I think my roommate wants to finger me while I sleep is, honestly, quite a turn for the thread and I welcome the NeoFrankie plotline that will develop.

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !
My skateboard is now a waterproofed navigational device (duct taped the straps and super glued a compass to the bottom)
Next step is to make it bulletproof

Helios Grime
Jan 27, 2012

Where we are going we won't need shirts
Pillbug
I don't think you thought that through. How will you read the compass while skating?

Sjs00
Jun 29, 2013

Yeah Baby Yeah !

Helios Grime posted:

I don't think you thought that through. How will you read the compass while skating?

I'll just do a sick kickflip obvs
I call this one the 'money board'

Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Feb 27, 2019

Rad-daddio
Apr 25, 2017
Prolapsed masculinity

punk rebel ecks
Dec 11, 2010

A shitty post? This calls for a dance of deduction.
I keep seeing this ad on Youtube. And I don't even use bar soap.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY

Heath
Apr 30, 2008

🍂🎃🏞️💦
Is it masculine to have advertisers patronize and belittle you? Because I really don't want to buy their soap

Same with whatever that manscaping company is that's like ARE YOU TIRED OF NICKIN YA BALLSACK

coolskull
Nov 11, 2007

i am tired of nickin it, yes. what can you do for me?

Baronjutter
Dec 31, 2007

"Tiny Trains"

Oi mate a chav nicked me ballsack

Grevling
Dec 18, 2016

Heath posted:

Is it masculine to have advertisers patronize and belittle you? Because I really don't want to buy their soap

Same with whatever that manscaping company is that's like ARE YOU TIRED OF NICKIN YA BALLSACK

The guy's just made you his bitch, by the rules of masculine you now have to buy the product as tribute.

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master
Bumping this to remind you that in a time when everyone is focusing on personal hygiene you don't have to be a fag about it



Spaced God
Feb 8, 2014

All torment, trouble, wonder and amazement
Inhabits here: some heavenly power guide us
Out of this fearful country!



Wizard Master posted:

Bumping this to remind you that in a time when everyone is focusing on personal hygiene you don't have to be a fag about it





I've been getting ads for this soap on some youtube videos for some reason and they're all some dude in a forest yelling like "ALL THESE REGULAR CUCK SOAPS HAVE DETERGENTS IN THEM. YOU'RE NOT A DISH WHY ARE YOU WASHING WITH DETERGENT? GET SOME REAL MAN SOAP"


soap is a detergent

TheMostFrench
Jul 12, 2009

Stop for me, it's the claw!



Is that pumice or something? Real men grind away the tough outer layers of skin.

Sunswipe
Feb 5, 2016

by Fluffdaddy
Little boys: well known for smelling lovely, apparently.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
Dr. Squatch sounds reputable af but you can never get a normal appointment, just catch a glance of him deep in the forest and next day find your prescription in a tree :confused:

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
if dr mitch hedberg is correct and sasquatches are naturally blurry, i bet the handwriting of a doctor sasquatch would be illegible.

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
But he's a doctor, his writing is already illegible

Phy
Jun 27, 2008



Fun Shoe
Maybe they cancel out and their handwriting is beautiful

unless you're a sasquatch yourself, to them it's a cramped, indiscernable mess

Maybe that's why sasquatches don't like us, we pride ourselves on what they see as godawful handwriting

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely

Colonel Cancer posted:

Dr. Squatch sounds reputable af but you can never get a normal appointment, just catch a glance of him deep in the forest and next day find your prescription in a tree :confused:

Yes, and your prescription is for "gently caress off."

Sex Skeleton
Aug 16, 2018

For when lonely nights turn bonely
Dr. Squatch sounds like a byline for a "letters to the editor" section in a pornographic magazine. And not in a good way.

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Dr. Fraiser Chain
May 18, 2004

Redlining my shit posting machine


Finally I'll be able to wash myself while flaccid. Thank heavens

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