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He should first get down from the tree before going to sleep.
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 10:39 |
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Stretch Marx posted:Max Salinity Masculinity
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 13:51 |
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3:1 CBD:THC Masculinity Help I think my roommate wants to finger me while I sleep is, honestly, quite a turn for the thread and I welcome the NeoFrankie plotline that will develop.
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# ? Feb 26, 2019 16:17 |
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My skateboard is now a waterproofed navigational device (duct taped the straps and super glued a compass to the bottom) Next step is to make it bulletproof
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:32 |
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I don't think you thought that through. How will you read the compass while skating?
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:46 |
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Helios Grime posted:I don't think you thought that through. How will you read the compass while skating? I'll just do a sick kickflip obvs I call this one the 'money board' Sjs00 fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Feb 27, 2019 |
# ? Feb 27, 2019 15:50 |
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Prolapsed masculinity
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# ? Feb 27, 2019 19:44 |
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I keep seeing this ad on Youtube. And I don't even use bar soap. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cjEK7qQKRDY
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:17 |
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Is it masculine to have advertisers patronize and belittle you? Because I really don't want to buy their soap Same with whatever that manscaping company is that's like ARE YOU TIRED OF NICKIN YA BALLSACK
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:22 |
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i am tired of nickin it, yes. what can you do for me?
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:27 |
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Oi mate a chav nicked me ballsack
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 05:31 |
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Heath posted:Is it masculine to have advertisers patronize and belittle you? Because I really don't want to buy their soap The guy's just made you his bitch, by the rules of masculine you now have to buy the product as tribute.
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# ? Aug 12, 2019 08:41 |
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Bumping this to remind you that in a time when everyone is focusing on personal hygiene you don't have to be a fag about it
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 07:32 |
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Wizard Master posted:Bumping this to remind you that in a time when everyone is focusing on personal hygiene you don't have to be a fag about it I've been getting ads for this soap on some youtube videos for some reason and they're all some dude in a forest yelling like "ALL THESE REGULAR CUCK SOAPS HAVE DETERGENTS IN THEM. YOU'RE NOT A DISH WHY ARE YOU WASHING WITH DETERGENT? GET SOME REAL MAN SOAP" soap is a detergent
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 09:25 |
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Is that pumice or something? Real men grind away the tough outer layers of skin.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 14:25 |
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Little boys: well known for smelling lovely, apparently.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 15:21 |
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Dr. Squatch sounds reputable af but you can never get a normal appointment, just catch a glance of him deep in the forest and next day find your prescription in a tree
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 16:41 |
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if dr mitch hedberg is correct and sasquatches are naturally blurry, i bet the handwriting of a doctor sasquatch would be illegible.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:26 |
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But he's a doctor, his writing is already illegible
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 17:44 |
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Maybe they cancel out and their handwriting is beautiful unless you're a sasquatch yourself, to them it's a cramped, indiscernable mess Maybe that's why sasquatches don't like us, we pride ourselves on what they see as godawful handwriting
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 18:53 |
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Colonel Cancer posted:Dr. Squatch sounds reputable af but you can never get a normal appointment, just catch a glance of him deep in the forest and next day find your prescription in a tree Yes, and your prescription is for "gently caress off."
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:21 |
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Dr. Squatch sounds like a byline for a "letters to the editor" section in a pornographic magazine. And not in a good way.
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# ? Mar 16, 2020 23:22 |
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Finally I'll be able to wash myself while flaccid. Thank heavens
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