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Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master



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SuperiorColliculus
Oct 31, 2011

Monster assault energy: for when you absolutely, positively, have to stand unnecessary close to that one girl on the subway

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Monster, for Centrists, by Centrists.

CassandraZara
Oct 21, 2012

by Nyc_Tattoo
Monster Energy = Stolen Valor

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
Wine in a can is the most classless poo poo jfc more like the guy who sits slumped in a kiddy pool in front of his trailer in rainbow stained boxer briefs with a cold hose running over his crotch and a mangy dog lapping at the mud. :jerkbag:

Tane
Feb 27, 2005

I can finally weld structural girders without worrying about melting my son or paying for daycare

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I know someone who who refuses to use straws because "that's gay bro"

Putty
Mar 21, 2013

HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS
im glad that beard dad is protecting his child

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
My favorite genre of fragile masculinity is the cops/troops writing open letters to sjws.

"Listen up, buttercup. When I deployed with the largest and most powerful military to ever exist I didn't have time to 'check my privilege'. I was too busy murdering dirt farmers with million dollar missiles."

Mr. Creakle
Apr 27, 2007

Protecting your virginity



Can’t answer the Craigslist ad for Randy in Tampa without washing my dick with MANLY MAN soap first

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
OVER 1LB OF FOOD

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:

Moridin920 posted:

I know someone who who refuses to use straws because "that's gay bro"

What else you gonna use to blow yayo up your bro's rear end in a top hat :confused:

Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

Kak posted:

OVER 1LB OF FOOD



Tucker Carlsons family owns this company

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Fragile Masculinity: Sure, everybody cries at their prostate exam.

feelix
Nov 27, 2016
THE ONLY EXERCISE I AM UNFAMILIAR WITH IS EXERCISING MY ABILITY TO MAKE A POST PEOPLE WANT TO READ
shut the gently caress up wizard master

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Clitch posted:

Fragile Masculinity: Sure, everybody cries at their prostate exam.

But not everyone cums. :gbsmith:

Wizard Master
Mar 25, 2008

I am the Wizard Master

feelix posted:

shut the gently caress up wizard master

I'm not sure why you're being so rude mate.

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I just want stiff bristle tooth brushes back again. What has society become? Soft and medium that’s what, nobody likes HARD! :clint:

Pycckuu
Sep 13, 2011

by FactsAreUseless

Uncle Wemus posted:

Tucker Carlsons family owns

LIVE AMMO COSPLAY
Feb 3, 2006

except unironic.

Clitch
Feb 26, 2002

I lived through
Donald Trump's presidency
and all I got was
this lousy virus
Fragile Masculinity: My four year old son blew me a kiss. Better take him hunting.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
if you're drinking wine out of a can are you really a man

I say no

spinderella
Jul 15, 2017

by FactsAreUseless

VikingSkull posted:

if you're drinking wine out of a can are you really a man

I say no

🤔

Jeza
Feb 13, 2011

The cries of the dead are terrible indeed; you should try not to hear them.

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I just want stiff bristle tooth brushes back again. What has society become? Soft and medium that’s what, nobody likes HARD! :clint:

what? too chicken for wire wool?

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

But not everyone cums. :gbsmith:

What? But my doctor assured me!

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

I'd say the same about any group of people to be fair

anyone who drinks wine out of a can needs to be shot out of the sun after we invent a sun cannon

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice


I miss the days where men were men and did manly things with their manly friends.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.
oh no gay nazis

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
There is nothing more masculine than gay sex.

Harveygod
Jan 4, 2014

YEEAAH HEH HEH HEEEHH

YOU KNOW WHAT I'M SAYIN

THIS TRASH WAR AIN'T GONNA SOLVE ITSELF YA KNOW

VikingSkull posted:

hell yeah gay nazis

:hellyeah:

ArchNemesis
Jun 27, 2007
College Slice
they look so friendly how could you not

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

Kak posted:

OVER 1LB OF FOOD



Lots of calories and not alot of vitamins. I'll eat an orange tomorrow.

VikingSkull
Jan 23, 2017
Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

you say that until you realize how misogynist they are and the implications of such

Kak
Sep 27, 2002
i actually want to try some of that Duke Cannon soap after visiting the website :sweatdrop:

Mumpy Puffinz
Aug 11, 2008
Nap Ghost

VikingSkull posted:

you say that until you realize how misogynist they are and the implications of such

plus they are Nazis.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
my cock and balls rip right off if not handled with deft care

Zarin
Nov 11, 2008

I SEE YOU
I was really expecting this to just be a response thread to the Gillette commercial.

Not disappointed, tbh. Just surprised.



Kak posted:

There is nothing more masculine than gay sex.

Quoting this forever btw, to all my bros.

FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

DUKE. CANNON. Man's Man. Woman's Man. A warrior. A lover. A commander. A soapmaker.

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FactsAreUseless
Feb 16, 2011

Get soaped up and visit Randy in Tampa because you're a Man, and Randy's a Man, and when he touches you, you finally feel alive again. DUKE CANNON MILITARY ARMY SOAP.

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