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Each other, because it turns out the real loot was our friendship that we learned about during the operation. Also, we all bought outfits with packets of diamonds sewn into the linings.
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Hey I'm Rump Rangler and this is my girlfriend Punanee Punisher and we're here for the....um wait. Punanee, what did the ad say? |
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Jan 22, 2019 04:08
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Air Bud. The rules don't say anything about dogs! |
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My kid brother: Mom said I have to let him be part of the heist too. He's only here for the snacks though. For him the juice is the action.
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Just don't hire Portly Paul He'll steal the pies And eat them all! |
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His name is Robert Paulson. He has bitch tits. |
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timmy. you want a random sports stat from any sport, any season, he's your guy. sam is in. nobody knows more about tv and movies than she does. guitar gus knows every grammy winner in every category since 1968, a real music wiz. we got encyclopedia pete here. guy is well rounded in everything. we might just call off tonight's heist to get the rest. everyone is more excited about the bar trivia night tomorrow anyway |
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i'm Polio Pip! my sickly body can't steal anything, except your heart
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Brawn Johnson, the big dicked bastard with a heart of gold and the brain of an elephant. Seriously, he carries around a gold locket shaped like a heart with a chunk of his elephant brain preserved inside. He's kind of a weirdo but his mom makes pancakes so I don't mind that he lives with her at 27.
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Jan 24, 2019 02:52
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Security Guard 2. He sits in front of a bank of monitors looking bored. Gets distracted by a sexy coconut that flirts with him, while his monitors get hacked by Mr Pythagoras, visibly flickering while the video feed is replaced with an empty hallway. |
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Robyn. She's so very hot that when she robs your mansion, you ain't call the cops you call the fire station. |
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Jan 26, 2019 15:55
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Whiskers McFluffytail. Who's a better cat-burglar than a real, bona fide cat? Also great at distracting security guards via the Cat Proximity Theory. |
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Literally a Shovel Jones. He's my shovel and I named him Jones. Shovels are useful, right? I'm sewage flavored. |
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Gordon, underground Human Resources specialist They call him The Mediator Sing Along fucked around with this message at 11:21 on Jan 27, 2019 ---------------- |
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present and accounted for
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Manifisto posted:present and accounted for stupid autocorrect |
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Kyle from the deli at your job He's not smart but you can send him ahead to check for traps as long as you promise to French kiss him for four seconds when he comes back
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Jan 28, 2019 01:42
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hamjobs posted:Kyle from the deli at your job I also want some Jo-Jos, can Kyle bring me some Jo-Jos? They have to be either vegetarian, or at least me to believe that that might be.
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glowing-fish posted:I also want some Jo-Jos, can Kyle bring me some Jo-Jos? I had no idea the JoJos were vegetarian. |
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Manifisto posted:present and accounted for get a few more and we're looking at felony murder |
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