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Rutibex posted:long before Disney got their hands on it a true sequel was made to Return of the Jedi. No on should ever forget this Star Wars classic: Ahhhhhh definitely had this poo poo on VHS
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Do tv shows that had decades later movie remakes count? There's a shitload of those. Really I just want an excuse to post this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pT_QRKfv8H4 It also had a credits remix thing. remember when every movie had a credits rap? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KcZwiVbZ4Kw Light Gun Man fucked around with this message at 22:42 on Jan 21, 2019 |
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I unironically love the Dragnet movie. Matt Millen looks exactly like Emil Muzz
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LabyaMynora posted:Followed up by Short Circuit 2: Lost in New York (not really), which doesn't have Steve Gutenberg or Ally Sheedy. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yA9WhYnsD_4 Even the music video for Debarge managed to get Sheedy. For about 5 minutes, it seems.
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At least Short Circuit 2 gave us this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_lmlXZ_-320
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LadyPictureShow posted:
So, I'm assuming a third of those movies were made just so they could get to the joke-numbered titles. haljordan posted:At least Short Circuit 2 gave us this: Also lol that I knew what this was going to be before I clicked.
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haljordan posted:I unironically love the Dragnet movie. The Dragnet movie is great, and it's even funnier if you're familiar with the tone of the original TV series. People Against Good And Niceness-4-lyfe Sincerely, The virgin Connie Swale
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Rutibex posted:long before Disney got their hands on it a true sequel was made to Return of the Jedi. No on should ever forget this Star Wars classic: OH my GOD I forgot that existed until you just reminded me. It wasn't called "Caravan of Courage" at my video store, it was just "An Ewok Adventure." All I remember about it was the little girl's hosed up 80's hair. 
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LabyaMynora posted:OH my GOD I forgot that existed until you just reminded me. It wasn't called "Caravan of Courage" at my video store, it was just "An Ewok Adventure." I remember the opening scene where the girl watches her entrie family get wiped out via a bunch of flashing lights on her wristband edit: that was actually The Battle for Endor haljordan fucked around with this message at 01:17 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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Rutibex posted:long before Disney got their hands on it a true sequel was made to Return of the Jedi. No on should ever forget this Star Wars classic: There wasn’t just one... 
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Pug Rodeo posted:There wasn’t just one... Man, that tag team match at Wrestlemania One was wild. Wicket and 'The Outdoorsman' (we all knew it was really Gandalf trying a stupid new gimmick) teaming up against The Sensational Sherri and The Creature From The Black Lagoon. I've never seen such an incredible title match!
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haljordan posted:At least Short Circuit 2 gave us this: Short Circuit 2 also traumatized an entire generation of children. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wUQMvlH39XA
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Timby posted:Short Circuit 2 also traumatized an entire generation of children. Yeah this def was not appropriate for young children
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haljordan posted:Yeah this def was not appropriate for young children This could be a motto for 80's childrens' entertainment in general. Watership Down, The Secret of NIMH, Return to Oz, Howard the Duck (rated PG, duck tits in the first 2 mins)... the list goes on and on and on.
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LabyaMynora posted:This could be a motto for 80's childrens' entertainment in general. PG-13 was introduced in 1984. Until then plenty of PG movies had violence and titties. Edit: Howard was 1986 so add it to the many questions about how that movie came to be. Pug Rodeo fucked around with this message at 01:59 on Jan 22, 2019 |
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Pug Rodeo posted:PG-13 was introduced in 1984. Until then plenty of PG movies had violence and titties. Howard the Duck wasn't meant to be a kids' movie, but I guess the movie studios and MPAA just looked at it like, "guy in a duck suit... it's gotta be for kids, right?" Haha, NO!
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PG movies and HBO was the only way to see titties back in the day. Better than woods porn.
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LabyaMynora posted:I guess the movie studios and MPAA just looked at it like, "guy in a duck suit... it's gotta be for kids, right?" They did the same thing a few years ago with You Story 3. "Toy Story" sequel? Slap a 'G'' on it and go to lunch." They got a lot of angry calls over the incinerator scene.
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Pug Rodeo posted:There wasn’t just one... Yo, this one was hosed up because the first one was all about Curls and her Teen-Angst brother teaming up with the Ewoks to save their parents from being held captive by some rear end in a top hat, and then this one opens with a bunch of weird-rear end aliens just straight up murdering her entire family and a bunch of teddy bears until Wicket is like "Bitch, you gotta leave. I know a guy."
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Gutter Phoenix posted:Missing in Action 2 was released first because it was the better of two (terrible) movies. I rewatched death wish 3 and 4 today. 3 was not nearly as fun as I remember it being aside from the last 20 minutes. Death Wish 4, however, is AMAZING. Charles Bronson blowing up obvious dummies with a wine bottle bomb, shooting up a drug operation with an uzi like he's robocop, taking out mafia goons at an arcade with an m16- it's a synthwave music video just dying to happen
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Death Race 2000 has a series of three terrible missed point sequels starring Jason Statham, and also a terrible non-missed point sequel Death Race 2050 starring Malcolm McDowell as Totally Not Donald Trump
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Someone mentioned Return of the Living Dead but didn't mention that it's a sequel to Night of the Living Dead. Dan OBannon and George Romero both had the rights to make a sequel so they each made their own.
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Well what did you think the 'Return' part of the title was referring to??
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The original Planet of the Apes movies' list of sequels are probably a blurry mess to a lot of people in terms of their order, their plots and their characters. Urban Legend, the 90s horror movie, had two sequels. A theatrical 'UL: Final Cut" and DTV "UL: Bloody Mary". Since horror movies tend to produce tons of sequels, there's also Killjoy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Killjoy_(film_series)
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rodbeard posted:Someone mentioned Return of the Living Dead but didn't mention that it's a sequel to Night of the Living Dead. Dan OBannon and George Romero both had the rights to make a sequel so they each made their own. i was gonna say “everyone knows that, dumbass” but i had a fangoria subscription when i was a kid so maybe i have a bad frame of reference
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LabyaMynora posted:It's amazing Mickey Rourke made such a comeback in the 2010's that he got to be in a full-on Disney/Marvel movie, considering he was more-or-less a softcore porn guy the first time he was famous. Mickey Rourke's big comeback was in 2005 with Sin City.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Since horror movies tend to produce tons of sequels, there's also Killjoy. quote:Jamal tries to calm Jada down by going under the covers to perform oral sex on her, but then rises from the covers as Killjoy. The film ends with a shot of Jada screaming and Killjoy stating, "That was some good pussay!!!", followed by evil laughter.
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JediTalentAgent posted:Dirty Dancing I think had a sequel about 15 years ago that someone decided to make out of nowhere. Mister Mind posted:It’s got a weird history. (We’ve got the rights to the name, and this old screenplay sitting around...hey, why not?) This is far too good a story to be buried in a wikipedia link! Peter Sagal, the host of NPRs 'Wait wait, don't tell me!" wrote a screenplay for a political thriller set in the last days of the Batista regime before the Cuban revolution in the 1950s. The script got stuck in development hell, and Sagal all but gave up on it. Pretty much nothing of Sagal's political thriller remained in Dirty Dancing II, not even a single line of dialogue. There was a piece on the whole crapshow from Peter Sagal himself in This American Life. https://www.thisamericanlife.org/535/origin-story-2014/act-three
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Yeah full moon pictures is still plugging away at making GBS threads out 5 million direct to video horror movies a year and is somehow still in business despite the fact that there aren't any video rental places left to unload on. My favorite is when they came out with demonic toys a shameless knockoff of a different direct to video series puppet master even though they owned the rights to puppet master and could have just made more.
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I own this shirt, and have worn it few times in public. Always gains some pretty confused looks  
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remember how much repo man owns? well suck on this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eThZr9If_I8&t=23s
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A Hong Kong movie studio made three unlicensed sequels to "The Gods Must Be Crazy". Of course since they're unlicensed Hong Kong movies they threw in some Chinese vampires and Bruce Lee impersonators - https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgwAZy0wYT4
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rodbeard posted:. Dan OBannon and George Romero both had the rights to make a sequel so they each made their own. Specifically O'Bannon had the rights to use "Living Dead" and Romero had the rights to use "of the Dead".
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Alhazred posted:Specifically O'Bannon had the rights to use "Living Dead" and Romero had the rights to use "of the Dead". 
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Now that they’re both dead somebody better buy up those rights and produce Living Dead of the Dead
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Charles Band is one of the ultimate schlocky con man grifters. He had a sweet agreement with Paramount to release Full Moon Productions on VHS, but decided to gently caress them over by spending less on the movies than Paramount was giving him and also releasing DVDs without Paramount's involvement. Paramount said "gently caress you" and promptly dropped him where he lived in an abyss for many, many years selling MONSTER BRAS and bootleg/foreign DVD releases of old Full Moon stuff online Now he seems to have the full rights to the catalog back and a Full Moon streaming service. Still a con man through and through though. Certain old VHS horror movies are incredibly rare and expensive to collectors, so he started manufacturing new VHS copies of old Full Moon stuff and trying to pass them off as old originals and rip people off. God, I remember the Full Moon toys and Puppet Master stuff cluttering the aisles of Suncoast
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skasion posted:Now that they’re both dead somebody better buy up those rights and produce Living Dead of the Dead A quiet and peaceful town of Romero zombies has to fight an invasion of O'Bannon zombies after a US zombie military shipment of Trioxin crashes into the local cemetary. Will our shambling heroes manage to bite them back into being normal zombies?
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Tato posted:Charles Band is one of the ultimate schlocky con man grifters. He had a sweet agreement with Paramount to release Full Moon Productions on VHS, but decided to gently caress them over by spending less on the movies than Paramount was giving him and also releasing DVDs without Paramount's involvement. Paramount said "gently caress you" and promptly dropped him where he lived in an abyss for many, many years selling MONSTER BRAS and bootleg/foreign DVD releases of old Full Moon stuff online Did he have anything to do with the new Puppet Master? Cuz that movie rules.
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