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Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Anne Whateley posted:

It is harder to do it backwards and upside-down without seeing it on the back of your own head

It was plural but I’m not against braiding hair, it’s just guys suck at it. I’ve tried

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Fojar38
Sep 2, 2011


Sorry I meant to say I hope that the police use maximum force and kill or maim a bunch of innocent people, thus paving a way for a proletarian uprising and socialist utopia


also here's a stupid take
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lol if you dont have a braid to represent every successful hunt as a visible display of your social standing in the clan

just lol

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
I think there is a buried lead in the op

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo

Coolness Averted posted:

so it boils down to attractive and non-repellant people are attractive and non-repellant, so accessories don't matter
meanwhile human garbage like me is posting on a dead gay comedy forum whilst wearing jorts and crocks

nothing wrong with jorts

I'm wearing meggings and an oxford shirt.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
im going to kick the rear end of every white guy with corn rows, starting with my neighbor Keith in the morning

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

I was thinking about asking what the general opinion of us stupid long-hairs was. It makes me a bit nervous hearing what people say. I have great hair and ever since I turned 36 I made the decision to grow it out one last time before the big 40. Nobody passed any remarks until I started using bobbles to keep the excess hair out of my face, Geralt of Rivia style. Two local men where aghast at it but they do it a joking way because they think I'm showing off while they went bald early. I can't quite bunch it all into a ponytail yet. I'm thinking of trying something different like braids or cornrows or something but I'm a white dude with auburn hair.

I'm going to mull over it a bit more.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
The Grown Man with the Video Game Aesthetic

KillerJunglist
May 22, 2007

Lion of Judah protect you, Jah be praised.
To answer the OP I don't know how to braid hair. My wife braids my hair sometimes tho. Does that count as gay?

Pitdragon
Jan 20, 2004
Just another lurker
whoa OP ive got nothing against guys who braid hair so how about extending me the same courtesy???

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

ELI PORTER posted:

The Grown Man with the Video Game Aesthetic

Right, would a red haired Gene Simmons have been a more grown-up example? I even have a tongue like his. Should stop making references to The Witcher books and the 8-12 year old girl demographic they were obviously aimed at. You'd think I was a brony or something.



I spent way to much time on this stupid post. I'm going back to practice my braiding skills on my pony dolls. The original ones that I've had since I was a child in the eighties. I was doing that before it was cool.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Burt Sexual posted:

It was plural but I’m not against braiding hair, it’s just guys suck at it. I’ve tried

don't project ur digital ineptitude upon all of us male assigned individuals tyvm i actually have the lithe dextrous fingers of an elfin prince, or Pick.

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood

Moridin920 posted:

I think there is a buried lead in the op

(shocked, aghast, glancing around to judge the reactions of the other dinner guests)

impossible. slander. sirrah i challenge u to a duel.

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Valko posted:

Right, would a red haired Gene Simmons have been a more grown-up example? I even have a tongue like his. Should stop making references to The Witcher books and the 8-12 year old girl demographic they were obviously aimed at. You'd think I was a brony or something.



I spent way to much time on this stupid post. I'm going back to practice my braiding skills on my pony dolls. The original ones that I've had since I was a child in the eighties. I was doing that before it was cool.

IDK if that's you but if it is your hair isn't nearly long enough to be getting all jack sparrow with it fam

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Moridin920 posted:

IDK if that's you but if it is your hair isn't nearly long enough to be getting all jack sparrow with it fam

Oh that's me alright. Picture was taken months ago. I think I actually look better with medium length hair. Anyway, I'll stop posting pics of my mug here and take it to PYF or something.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Valko posted:

Oh that's me alright. Picture was taken months ago. I think I actually look better with medium length hair. Anyway, I'll stop posting pics of my mug here and take it to PYF or something.



You look friendly and like a nice person, have a good day Valko.

beer gas canister
Oct 30, 2007

shmups are da best come play some shmups they're cheap and good and you like them
Plaster Town Cop

Cubone posted:

look
the implied asterisk after anything and everything related to male fashion is if that's the kind of dude you are, and you're willing to put in the effort to make it not look like poo poo

the fundamental truth of fashion is that the way you choose to present yourself sends a message to the people around you about the person that you are

the trenchcoat fedora man isn't a trenchcoat fedora man because of anything inherent to the trenchcoat or fedora, the trenchcoat fedora man is a trenchcoat fedora man because he's telling a weird and obvious lie about being a cool badass

so, yes, the barbarian braid is probably not a great idea for computer janitors and wage slaves with strong opinions about the last star wars movie. I wasn't advocating that
I don't advocate goons do anything except be honest with themselves

namaste

Valko
Sep 18, 2015

Thanks, Jeb. I'll try to enjoy the rest of my day since it won't be difficult. 11:35pm GMT right now.

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Valko posted:

Thanks, Jeb. I'll try to enjoy the rest of my day since it won't be difficult. 11:35pm GMT right now.

Very good 25 minutes you will have I hope you have a very good sleep and wake up refreshed

I am Toni Lippi
Aug 16, 2004

meet girls at the store
Nov 4, 2002
My boyfriend tries super hard to braid my hair but I always end up looking like Gimli

Literally A Person
Jan 1, 1970

Smugworth Wuz Here

meet girls at the store posted:

My boyfriend tries super hard to braid my hair but I always end up looking like Gimli

Maybe he's doing it on purpose.

For like sex or something.

Coolness Averted
Feb 20, 2007

oh don't worry, I can't smell asparagus piss, it's in my DNA

GO HOGG WILD!
🐗🐗🐗🐗🐗

Literally A Person posted:

Maybe he's doing it on purpose.

For like sex or something.

'Toss me!' -meets girls at the store, during sex, probably

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Men are weak. Don't be a man please.

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick
OP might be on to something, one time in highschool a guy came over and sat in the desk behind me and just announced he was going to braid my hair.
I was caught off guard but also intrigued so I let him do it. He went back to his desk when he was done and that was it.
Nothing ever came of it between us or anything but I def had more respect for that dude after that.

Intimidation-free powermove?

Lil Swamp Booger Baby
Aug 1, 1981

Pasketti posted:

OP might be on to something, one time in highschool a guy came over and sat in the desk behind me and just announced he was going to braid my hair.
I was caught off guard but also intrigued so I let him do it. He went back to his desk when he was done and that was it.
Nothing ever came of it between us or anything but I def had more respect for that dude after that.

Intimidation-free powermove?

He was bored and enjoys braiding hair.

Sweaty IT Nerd
Jul 13, 2007

I wish I knew how to braid my hair

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pasketti posted:

OP might be on to something, one time in highschool a guy came over and sat in the desk behind me and just announced he was going to braid my hair.
I was caught off guard but also intrigued so I let him do it. He went back to his desk when he was done and that was it.
Nothing ever came of it between us or anything but I def had more respect for that dude after that.

Intimidation-free powermove?

Was it a French braid?

Pasketti
Nov 8, 2017

lick lick lick

Burt Sexual posted:

Was it a French braid?

you know it was

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Pasketti posted:

you know it was

So much undertone, dude plays it strong but cool, and you just left him out there.

This is why I refuse to braid women’s hair.

Milo and POTUS
Sep 3, 2017

I will not shut up about the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers. I talk about them all the time and work them into every conversation I have. I built a shrine in my room for the yellow one who died because sadly no one noticed because she died around 9/11. Wanna see it?

Cubone posted:

they can go ahead and do that
it makes you look like a caveman or a viking or something tbh


rowrr.

french cavalry during napoleonic wars used to braid musketballs into these things

Moridin920
Nov 15, 2007

by FactsAreUseless

Valko posted:

Oh that's me alright. Picture was taken months ago. I think I actually look better with medium length hair. Anyway, I'll stop posting pics of my mug here and take it to PYF or something.



I think that looks fine and your co-workers or whoever were just being salty

PHIZ KALIFA
Dec 21, 2011

#mood
women of the ages 29-36 all had a phase where they secretly wished they could braid the mane of a horse who was also Johnathan Taylor Thomas. this is true across all cohorts.

Nerses IV
May 4, 2007

by FactsAreUseless
Braiding hair is pretty cool, I'm not very good at it (adding more hair to the braid is kind of beyond my abilities, my french braids look like poo poo) but I can do small tight ones super well

Cubone
May 26, 2011

Because it never leaves its bedroom, no one has ever seen this poster's real face.

Nerses IV posted:

I can do small tight ones super well

goodnight everybody

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jimmyjams
Jan 10, 2001


King Kong of Megadongs
Gobblin' them mega schlongs
Makin' sure they mega long
Stroke' 'em if they mega strong
what about braiding pubes

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