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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

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all of my heartfelt stories got middling grades and noone seemed to understand what i was going for but my tossed off last minute bullshit got seven+ pages of responses top marks and the teacher read it out in class

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

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do not walk on the grass but what was dumb was that everyone both pupil & staff ignored this rule except for myself and i rigorously stuck to the paved area

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

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i had autism/"the dumbs" in certain directions and got yelled at because my music teacher thought my inability to comprehend the notion of "a variation" was me loving with him

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Feb 24, 2007

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Chinatown posted:

couldnt bang my teacher :sigh:

nice try macron we all know it is you

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Speedboat Jones posted:

Only two people are allowed in a 6 toilet bathroom at a time. Get stop and frisked on the way in. Anyone with a marker in their pocket gets suspended.

but how do you recolor your anus?

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Moon Atari posted:

Did everyone else briefly get taught to write in full cursive at all times only to have it reversed to never write in full cursive a few years later? In year four and five I had a teacher who was very strict in teaching proper handwriting. The problem was she was old as hell, and her version of proper handwriting was full cursive rather than simplified "running writing".



Note things like the z's and capital G, J and Q that are unrecognizable by their print letterforms. Anyone who was in her class internalized this writing style dutifully and unquestioningly until it became reflex. Then we got to year six and had different teachers who questioned why we all insisted on this inefficient ornate style. By the time I got to high school I was being told off by teachers for wasting my writing time and their ease of reading with my swirly bullshit, and they literally couldn't recognize the uncommon letterforms as many had never learned them.

powerful troll from that teacher

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Feb 24, 2007

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absolutely no logic behind "don't do wwf moves" um teacher this is entirely choreographed and safe i am being creative right now & you are stifling me

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Feb 24, 2007

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some footloose bullshit

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lol but
Feb 24, 2007

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spacetoaster posted:

The school system I work in has a rule that you can only restrain a kid with one arm.

So if two 17 year olds are killing each other, I'm only allowed to use one arm to pull them off of each other.

double chokeslam

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