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Yeah OP I like coffee 85 33.46%
I only brew my own artisinal coffee. *farts* 35 13.78%
cutta yea eh m8? 14 5.51%
UNGF MONSTER ENERGY DRINK BITCH *pulls out in massive truck* 29 11.42%
Goku Coffee Roasters, Inc. 91 35.83%
Total: 161 votes
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Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
Its good. $2.19 from 7-Eleven for an extra large with all the fixins. Also picked up a protein bar and got my rewards app scanned for a free cup...soon.

:coffeepal:





:sludgepal:

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Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

Drink Folgers. It'll do. I need my fix

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
I work for 7-11 coffee distribution and I personally dip my balls into every batch going out.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

also drinking a 7-11 coffee right now. i got the columbian it's fine. i prefer the black iced coffee but they've been out of it for a couple weeks.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Hell Yeah posted:

also drinking a 7-11 coffee right now. i got the columbian it's fine. i prefer the black iced coffee but they've been out of it for a couple weeks.

I went with the African blend today. Oh and I put in a shot of Stok because caffeine.

Nooner
Mar 26, 2011

AN A+ OPSTER (:
Im drinking a poweraid trying to get unhungover cause i got a wedding all the qay down in loving Huntington beach i gott be at in an hour. Wtf who has a wedding at 10 in the morning that is just rude

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




My office just switched the non flavored coffee to some Starbucks poo poo and man it tastes weird.

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe
starbucks sucks........even more than huntington beach lol

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
home made in a v. large thermos but there's a weird tang did i do it wrong do you not milk in?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




I get the Whole Foods brand 365 whole bean french roast and grind it myself before every pot. Sniff my farts.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Shats Basoon posted:

Drink Folgers. It'll do. I need my fix

That's not coffee. Why do you hurt yourself Shats?

Goddamn I love coffe. If dicks tasted like coffee...

GORILLA BASTARD fucked around with this message at 18:13 on Jan 19, 2019

ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!
I only French press or make espresso. Brewing is for suckers. Or tea drinkers. Actually French pressing tea is p cool it’s crazy strong. :coffeepal:

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




ClamdestineBoyster posted:

I only French press or make espresso. Brewing is for suckers. Or tea drinkers. Actually French pressing tea is p cool it’s crazy strong. :coffeepal:

French pressing is linked to increased rates of bowel cancer. Have fun with that.

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
monster patches and decals over every inch of my body but in my bottle... simple water

vandalism
Aug 4, 2003
I am drinking Folgers k-cup today. It's good. Straight black, just like me, nibba.

Krustic
Mar 28, 2010

Everything I say draws controversy. It's kinda like the abortion issue.
I’m drinking coffee from whataburger right now. It’s ok.

Shats Basoon
Jun 13, 2013

GORILLA BASTARD posted:

That's not coffee. Why do you hurt yourself Shats?

Goddamn I love coffe. If dicks tasted like coffee...

I stayed over at the ole ladies house and that's what she has unfortunately. I got a half pound of beans just itching to be ground and soaked in my French press. It hurts me so

Icochet
Mar 18, 2008

I have a very small TV. Don't make fun of it! Please don't shame it like that~

Grimey Drawer
11 hours to my scheduled bowel movement. A cup of joe could ruin my system, better not risk it.

Free Cheese
Sep 16, 2005
Come on, it's free
Buglord
How's it feel to be a loving addict, suckling off the teat of big coffee? I bet you've even got a stash of the 'good stuff' in the same pantry your family eats from. Goddamn you make me sick

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



LabyaMynora posted:

French pressing is linked to increased rates of bowel cancer. Have fun with that.

if you're going to let this consideration rule your diet you can pretty much only ever eat rice and beans

Infidel Castro
Jun 8, 2010

Again and again
Your face reminds me of a bleak future
Despite the absence of hope
I give you this sacrifice




Chinatown posted:

starbucks sucks........even more than huntington beach lol

I know, but I don't control where we get it from. I'd order from Steep & Brew if I did because I kinda miss it from working at PDQ and they're fuckin based out of Madison so we'd be supporting local business.

Gresh
Jan 12, 2019


Coffee is bad for you, it releases lots of cortisol and is extremely acidic.

Switch to Matcha Green Tea. Live better, feel better.

bradzilla
Oct 15, 2004

Just lol if you don't drink your coffee black and thick as sludge

Cyberpunkey Monkey
Jun 23, 2003

by Nyc_Tattoo
single origin whole bean, ground immediately before brewing and brewed in a cafetiere.

I'm doing a Chiapas medium roast right now and farting so good, OP. Farting so good. :goku:

Skypie
Sep 28, 2008

Gresh posted:

Coffee is bad for you, it releases lots of cortisol and is extremely acidic.

Switch to Matcha Green Tea. Live better, feel better.

Counterpoint: even breathing is bad for you now because of air pollution so why should I let acid coffee dissuade me when I'm breathing acid air

Colonel Cancer
Sep 26, 2015

Tune into the fireplace channel, you absolute buffoon
You should have a coffee enema every morning to clean out the toxins in your gutz.

ELI PORTER
Sep 16, 2007

I posted on Something Awful and all I got was this lousy t-shirt
im drinking G Fuel, the caffeinated fuel for pro Gamers, and I'm ready to push my KDA to absolutely absurd levels

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017
Drinkin Trader Joe's from a thermos as I PLOW THE ENTIRE CITY gently caress

Mr.Acula
May 10, 2009

Billions and billions of fat clouds

same

Uriah Heep
Apr 28, 2010

im having a bit of an existential crisis here guys
I like my coffee like my sexual partners

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

I got a chili cheese dog from the sketchiest 7-11 in town last night. It was delicious.

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

numberoneposter posted:

I got a chili cheese dog from the sketchiest 7-11 in town last night. It was delicious.

Such bravery. A modern daredevil amongst mere caffeinated goons. What's your secret?

GORILLA BASTARD
Jun 20, 2005

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Communist Toast posted:

I like my coffee like my sexual partners

It feels like you still have much to say, maybe?

Rod Hoofhearted
Jun 18, 2000

I am a ghost




Communist Toast posted:

I like my coffee like my sexual partners

...full of AIDS?

PyPy
Sep 13, 2004

by vyelkin
I just finished a cup. I have a cup every day and it makes me happy

Deadbeat Poetry
Mar 6, 2004

Sorry if my costume scared you

Shats Basoon posted:

Drink Folgers. It'll do. I need my fix

Unless there is literally nothing else available for miles, you aren't living right

lol but
Feb 24, 2007

body is a dinosaur
Slippery Tilde
shot of whiskie gulp of tea so it balances out remain numb yet wired at all times

Grudgerm
May 4, 2012

by Reene
Drunk a venti two hours ago, my tummy still hurts

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

Autistic Edgy Guy posted:

Drinkin Trader Joe's from a thermos as I PLOW THE ENTIRE CITY gently caress

That's cool sometimes I plow too iykwim :grin:

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ClamdestineBoyster
Aug 15, 2015
Probation
Can't post for 10 years!

Communist Toast posted:

I like my coffee like my sexual partners

Pumped full of cream and set aside to cool off? :thunkher:

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