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Aw, what's the matter Pickle Rick, you scared to eat the rear end? Scared to get some Shimmering rear end Sweat on your rough, masculine tongue? Worried getting a little of her butt crust under your teeth is going to make you start sprouting Pink-branded athletic gear from your bunions? Ohhh noooo, you can't make a woman feel nice without trying to involve your dick in it somehow. "rabid feminists tore off my dick after i tongue lashed her chocolate starfish" you'll tell your friends, as they nod sagely and laugh at your ruined gums. buit seriously if you've been with a lady for like 3 weeks and you aren't getting your tongue all up into her buttspace she doesn't really trust you and is mostly just using you to stay warm during the winter. fuckin, eat rear end y'all. learn how to give assrubs. being a partner is really easy you just have to be a partner. instead you're going to keep wacking off to sissy hypno because learning how eating rear end works might infect you with Gay.
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jimmyjams posted:Aw, what's the matter Pickle Rick, you scared to eat the rear end? Scared to get some Shimmering rear end Sweat on your rough, masculine tongue? Worried getting a little of her butt crust under your teeth is going to make you start sprouting Pink-branded athletic gear from your bunions? Ohhh noooo, you can't make a woman feel nice without trying to involve your dick in it somehow. "rabid feminists tore off my dick after i tongue lashed her chocolate starfish" you'll tell your friends, as they nod sagely and laugh at your ruined gums.  You gotta admit, it's a nice rear end.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:21
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Ok but what if you are assless?
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Jan 21, 2019 21:22
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op butt stuff is actually extremely bad
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Jan 21, 2019 21:23
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My name isn't Pickle Rick op, you must have me mistaken for another man.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:27
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On the contrary OP, it is only the weak who eat rear end. I wish I was strong enough to resist the rear end, but I'm not. Asses are powerful, and sometimes you want some of that power so you eat the rear end, but the rear end does not part with its power so easily.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:28
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Jan 21, 2019 21:31
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in soviet russia rear end eats the weak
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Jan 21, 2019 21:35
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I found that rear end, rather unsurprisingly, tastes like rear end.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:42
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Eating rear end will one day surpass pants making GBS threads and wiping technique threads in GBS. We're note quite there, but it's close.
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jimmyjams posted:Aw, what's the matter Pickle Rick, you scared to eat the rear end? Scared to get some Shimmering rear end Sweat on your rough, masculine tongue? Worried getting a little of her butt crust under your teeth is going to make you start sprouting Pink-branded athletic gear from your bunions? Ohhh noooo, you can't make a woman feel nice without trying to involve your dick in it somehow. "rabid feminists tore off my dick after i tongue lashed her chocolate starfish" you'll tell your friends, as they nod sagely and laugh at your ruined gums. I'm not gonna do it, OP, it's gross
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Jan 21, 2019 21:43
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I eat rear end and I'm still plenty frail. I encourage your work in this field but I cannot concur with your findings.
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Jan 21, 2019 21:49
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stay away from my butt
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Jan 21, 2019 21:55
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Beware for if you eat an rear end long, the rear end eats back
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Jan 21, 2019 21:58
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its all nice on rice posted:Eating rear end will one day surpass pants making GBS threads and wiping technique threads in GBS.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:02
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do u pull ur pants down to ur thighs or ur ankles when u poo poo? [1][2]...[last] 15032 458210  the awful forums -> community -> qcs -> why was the thighs/ankles debate thread gassed?
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Jan 21, 2019 22:07
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giardiasis doesn't make you stronger i'm sorry you had to find out this way op
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Jan 21, 2019 22:08
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i'm laughing my rear end off 2 this thread. jokes on me tough, with a detached rear end i can eat my own rear end w/ease. checkmark fembinists.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:17
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I eat rear end on a daily basis.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:24
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I for one have never considered eating a donkey.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:25
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I eat daily on an rear end.
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Jan 21, 2019 22:25
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Posting in the latest rear end eating thread to say that it's still good and I still do it
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Jan 21, 2019 22:27
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if you can't braid rear end hair with your tongue just tear up your character sheet and tell G-d to try again
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Jan 21, 2019 22:28
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man weren't meant to eat poo, ain't natural in God's eyes
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Jan 21, 2019 22:34
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pornmd -> sissy hypno ohhh myyyyyyy
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Jan 21, 2019 22:46
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What about those of us who haven't been in a postition where eating rear end was a possibility? Are rear end eating virgins weak?
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Jan 21, 2019 22:56
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You know that there is this thing called a pussy right? And it comes with a clitoris right? I guess if you can't figure that stuff out an rear end in a top hat is simpler? 
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Jan 21, 2019 22:57
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I ate the rear end and now I'm all out of it!
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Jan 21, 2019 23:03
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pegging is the new thing that everyone should be doing
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Jan 21, 2019 23:09
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thanks for the hot n smokey take Padre
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Jan 21, 2019 23:18
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sorry op but there is no way my tongue is going on someone's rear end in a top hat. i'll happily continue being a limp-wristed fairy
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Jose posted:pegging is the new thing that everyone should be doing
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spinderella posted:You know that there is this thing called a pussy right? Tastes way better too 
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Jan 21, 2019 23:24
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pegging is like the ultimate selfish act unless the girl has a fetish for humiliating her partner. You have to deal with all the bad aspects of anal sex (the poop/blood) and you get absolutely none of the pleasure.
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Jan 21, 2019 23:24
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eating rear end whips rear end
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Jan 21, 2019 23:26
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Jan 21, 2019 23:49
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nice
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Jan 21, 2019 23:53
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I went out with this girl recently. we were taking about sexy bits and then she said that I should know there’s one thing she doesn’t do, eat rear end. I laughed because I want nothing to do with that but I’m disturbed that she had to tell me that because that means other guys probably wanted it.
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the only way i'd ever let my rear end be eaten would be if I was paying (a lot) for it. No woman I like deserves that experience. Trust me.
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I don’t know some ladies are really ticklish! 
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