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kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

Push El Burrito posted:

When will we get a wrestler whose gimmick is he vapes?

matt hardy 5.0 lets go

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Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

reignofevil posted:

You'd end up with a book about how brock lesnar can whip the poo poo out of any bee

bring enzo back

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I want a wrestler who vapes and it cuts to his locker room and he climbs out from the middle of all his bitcoin mining rigs to give a promo.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money

Push El Burrito posted:

When will we get a wrestler whose gimmick is he vapes?

He's called randy orton

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

uncurable mlady posted:

does trump say brock a lot

Yeah remember when the president pushed a conspiracy theory that Brock was from Kenya? Not a huge Brock fan!

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Sir Plus posted:

i'm already tired of this stale rear end heyman promo

and it only took you four years to get tired of it

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Didn't even have Lesnar's belt with the sideplates prepped for him tonight.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
Ok what is this

Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

reignofevil posted:

if Paul Heyman wrote an audiobook titled 'things that start with the letter B' I would be very happy.

BREEAADDDDD with BUUUUTTTTTTT--ERRRRRRRRRR.

Sir Plus posted:

i'm already tired of this stale rear end heyman promo

it's not his fault brock is more static than a carpet on a winter morning.

Rhonne
Feb 13, 2012

Do you want to know what we do to artists?
Broly could beat Brock.

Sir Plus
Jan 16, 2008

Ain't easy looking this eggstraordinary.

Shima Honnou posted:

and it only took you four years to get tired of it

it's not usually this soon into it!

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

Push El Burrito posted:

I want a wrestler who vapes and it cuts to his locker room and he climbs out from the middle of all his bitcoin mining rigs to give a promo.

Big Show retired tho

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison
add brock to dbzf

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
*flipping through a hastily assembled printout*

'Whats next. Africanized Killer Bees. Seen em folks. Summerslam 04. Dark match; lotta people didn't see it but if you check the books you'll see that Brock is listed as the victor in a two on one handicap match against an africanized killer bee and that bumblebee that almost killed the big show'

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
make brock do his own promos and put heyman idk either in commentary or as the co-narrator of raw with elias

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Paul Heyman is one of the best promo people in the business and it's really impressive how much they have managed to turn him into white noise.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
Does brock honestly pop the ratings enough to justify burying your company's top title

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kill him Brock, for the good of the business!

kdrudy
Sep 19, 2009

"Even miracles fear Brock Lesnar" is a pretty great line.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Rhonne posted:

Broly could beat Brock.

I watched DBZ a couple weeks back and there was a lady Broly and she was big and buff and she could beat up everyone.


TheKingslayer posted:

Big Show retired tho

His gimmick was that he was real big he just happened to vape but not on tv.

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice
bring on the meat

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Vince daddy wants to come out and touch his meat mountain.

kitten emergency
Jan 13, 2008

get meow this wack-ass crystal prison

kdrudy posted:

"Even miracles fear Brock Lesnar" is a pretty great line.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN

kdrudy posted:

"Even miracles fear Brock Lesnar" is a pretty great line.

It does capture the inevitability of Brock Lesnar pretty well yeah

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Push El Burrito posted:

I watched DBZ a couple weeks back and there was a lady Broly and she was big and buff and she could beat up everyone.

look out tamina you got competition 4 my heart

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Vince looks nice

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
what is going on

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
Every time Brock misthrows a german suplex an angel gets its wings.

Professor Funk
Aug 4, 2008

WE ALL KNOW WHAT NEEDS TO HAPPEN
I actually chuckled at Heyman saying "I never read the Bible"

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That's not how that story goes! :aaa:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
i'm gonna eat every mushroom i can find

Shima Honnou
Dec 1, 2010

The Once And Future King Of Dicetroit

College Slice

Professor Funk posted:

It does capture the inevitability of Brock Lesnar pretty well yeah

global lesnaring is killing our planet and we cannot stop it no matter what we do now

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Vince is a biblical scholar.

Low Desert Punk
Jul 4, 2012

i have absolutely no fucking money
every time I try to pop in and watch wwe there's always a loving mcmahon on screen

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

I hear you wish to ball, adventurer..
Finn is gonna win?!?

reignofevil
Nov 7, 2008
GONNA GET VINCE'S ACCOUNT OF DAVID AND GOLIATH

Sir Plus
Jan 16, 2008

Ain't easy looking this eggstraordinary.

is vince just angry at his own product and changing demographics?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Ladies and Gentlemen, Vince McMahon is currently reading us his Bible fanfiction

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Vince hates small people is the promo.

Take him to Little People's Court.

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Feb 2, 2009



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