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duck trucker
Oct 14, 2017

YOSPOS

Let's see the fake news handle this!

*Masturbates furiously*

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Sockser
Jun 28, 2007

This world only remembers the results!




AreWeDrunkYet posted:

A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency.

Seriously, if you have a stable, relatively well-paying job put away some of that money.

I was reading 30-yr as 30 years old, not 30 years of employment

LifeSunDeath
Jan 4, 2007

still gay rights and smoke weed every day

Stink Billyums
Jul 7, 2006

MAGNUM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fey6SS0oca4

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency.

Seriously, if you have a stable, relatively well-paying job put away some of that money.

Mortgage, 2 car payments (so he's presumably married, possibly with kids). Throw in an emergency like a car breaking down, damage to the house, or a medical emergency and you're hosed.

Even if he does have savings in a 401(k) you can't pull that poo poo out without massive penalties that basically prevent you from ever saving up that much money again.

20 Blunts
Jan 21, 2017

Mirage
Oct 27, 2000

All is for the best, in this, the best of all possible worlds

AreWeDrunkYet posted:

A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency.

Seriously, if you have a stable, relatively well-paying job put away some of that money.

30 years in one job isn't any sort of guarantee that you'll be paid well these days, especially with the actual cost of living outstripping "cost-of-living" pay increases. Depending on where you live, you can get paid reasonably big bucks and still barely be able to keep your head above water.

Welcome to Hell Dimension!

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out?????
Don't let the Mueller probe and government shutdown distract you from the real story: of how much a bloated fatass the president is lol

TACTICAL SANDALS
Nov 7, 2009

click clack POW, officer down
hi new thread
i still have these dumb stickers and pins for sale in SA mart, half of all proceeds go to RAICES



https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3868723

communism bitch
Apr 24, 2009
The piss tape is definitely real.

Clark Nova
Jul 18, 2004

A Fancy Hat posted:

She'll have no problem finding a new job as Guardian of a Haunted Dungeon, or perhaps the mini-boss before you fight Dracula.

I hate to say it but these new euphemisms for "energy sector lobbyist" really do make the job sound more respectable

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Old thread dead, long live the new thread!

In a 5-4 decision, the conservative Supreme Court has decided to gently caress the countrty. No one revolted, everyone accepted this. Stay tuned to this station for more of... this.

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

it would be hilarious if the Mueller conclusion was just “we justt couldn’t find anything guys. he’s clean-o”

WhyteRyce
Dec 30, 2001

Birther 2: Birth Harder
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087736259517108224

Power Khan
Aug 20, 2011

by Fritz the Horse
So when will we get to see the tape of Lindsey Graham taking a poo poo on the bible in a fursuit?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


But her parents aren't running for president.

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

I GIVE YOU MY INFO YOU LOG IN AND PUT IN BUILD I PAY YOU 3 BLESSINGS
I don't understand anything, yet want to be in charge of everything!
-every republican

old beast lunatic
Nov 3, 2004

by Hand Knit

:whitewater:

A Fancy Hat
Nov 18, 2016

Always remember that the former President was dumber than the dumbest person you've ever met by a wide margin

communism bitch posted:

Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out?????
Don't let the Mueller probe and government shutdown distract you from the real story: of how much a bloated fatass the president is lol

Name: Donald Trump
Height: 6 ' 5" (got taller, believe it or not, actually some people are so healthy this happens!)
Weight: 175 lbs (also lost weight due to so many Deals being made)

I, Dr. John Barron of Trump University, do hereby declare that Donald Trump is the healthiest person I have ever imagined. His brain is good. His fingers and hands are in fact the largest ever recorded, larger than Andre the Giant's, and the FAKE NEWS needs to stop photoshopping his hands to look smaller.

I examined his blood and other stuff and it's all great, really terrific actually, all the fluids are in place and doing their thing. The Phlegm, Yellow and Black Bile, and the Blood are all aligned. His muscles are quite amazing, really powerful stuff, and the finite amount of energy he possesses is still there - he's still got some "oil" in the tank before we need to "prime the pump" so to speak.

For the final part of the examination I had an attractive young nurse, a 10 out of 10 believe me, she came in for the thing. The underpants thing. And she came out afterwards and just said "Wow", which I mean.... you know what that means. In medical terms the President has a large penis which any woman would be lucky to see or touch. I performed a similar test on Obama years ago and it was much smaller, President Trump's is just so much better it's unbelievable, much like his deals.

I hereby swear that all these things are true, if you can believe it, and that they happened and are happening.

Tipps
Apr 18, 2006


party in the front

business in the back

communism bitch posted:

Whens the cspam mod's next medical report coming out?????
Don't let the Mueller probe and government shutdown distract you from the real story: of how much a bloated fatass the president is lol

They hosed themselves over here, because either:

1) they have to admit that Donny has gained at least 1 pound and is now obese

2) that he has miraculously grown in height and that explains his higher weight, or

3) that he has stayed at exactly the same weight or even lost weight - which is objectively false (though those photoshopped pictures seem to indicate this may be the angle they are going to take)

Tipps fucked around with this message at 18:14 on Jan 22, 2019

The Aphasian
Mar 8, 2007

Psychotropic Hops


AreWeDrunkYet posted:

A federal employee with 30 years of seniority isn't most Americans though? Even if the federal government stays open, he opens himself up for all sorts of pain with a minor emergency.

Seriously, if you have a stable, relatively well-paying job put away some of that money.

i have parent friends working in/around dc making around six figures each, and if they have two+ kids one of the people is pretty much working a job just to pay for childcare and to HAVE a job, no exaggeration. the cost of living is pretty high, real estate and rent are expensive and mostly buffered from market influences, etc.

i mean sure, probably could have saved, but one or two small emergencies in the last year may have already happened and depleted that savings. the region's had some poo poo weather and has terrible drivers.

Calico Heart
Mar 22, 2012

"wich the worst part was what troll face did to sonic's corpse after words wich was rape it. at that point i looked away"



lol trump will never ever care about the shutdown and it will never end haha

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

A Fancy Hat posted:

Name: Donald Trump
Height: 6 ' 5" (got taller, believe it or not, actually some people are so healthy this happens!)
Weight: 175 lbs (also lost weight due to so many Deals being made)

I, Dr. John Barron of Trump University, do hereby declare that Donald Trump is the healthiest person I have ever imagined. His brain is good. His fingers and hands are in fact the largest ever recorded, larger than Andre the Giant's, and the FAKE NEWS needs to stop photoshopping his hands to look smaller.

I examined his blood and other stuff and it's all great, really terrific actually, all the fluids are in place and doing their thing. The Phlegm, Yellow and Black Bile, and the Blood are all aligned. His muscles are quite amazing, really powerful stuff, and the finite amount of energy he possesses is still there - he's still got some "oil" in the tank before we need to "prime the pump" so to speak.

For the final part of the examination I had an attractive young nurse, a 10 out of 10 believe me, she came in for the thing. The underpants thing. And she came out afterwards and just said "Wow", which I mean.... you know what that means. In medical terms the President has a large penis which any woman would be lucky to see or touch. I performed a similar test on Obama years ago and it was much smaller, President Trump's is just so much better it's unbelievable, much like his deals.

I hereby swear that all these things are true, if you can believe it, and that they happened and are happening.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






their argument would be that the chuds yelling at the parkland kids is morally equivalent to libs yelling at these covington turds, that leftists are hypocrites because they yelled at republicans for yelling at shooting victims and now the left are yelling at kids who weren't doing anything wrong but standing there looking smug as gently caress.

thus everything is the same.

also lul:

https://twitter.com/Creighton_Mc/status/1087600310795816960

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

well, boys will be boys

George H.W. Cunt
Oct 6, 2010





Supreme Court allows transgender ban. Cool, good country we have.

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.





last one.. (for 5 minutes)

https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/1085557235755798528

does this dude not understand if 40% say they are "not at all" affected, that means 60% to some degree are affected, so the majority of voters(if that's what this chart shows) are being impacted...

Captain Hygiene
Sep 17, 2007

You mess with the crabbo...




Mods, namechange to "big Crooked Hillary law firm" plz

ikanreed
Sep 25, 2009

I honestly I have no idea who cannibal[SIC] is and I do not know why I should know.

syq dude, just syq!

Strong Sauce posted:

last one.. (for 5 minutes)

https://twitter.com/philipaklein/status/1085557235755798528

does this dude not understand if 40% say they are "not at all" affected, that means 60% to some degree are affected, so the majority of voters(if that's what this chart shows) are being impacted...

Counterpoint: voters are dumb and don't care their town is burning until their house is on fire

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

The new class responding to Trans soldier ban

1. https://mobile.twitter.com/RepKatieHill/status/1087729955470016513

2.
https://mobile.twitter.com/Ilhan/status/1087731243263889408

3.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepGilCisneros/status/1087742906452955137

4.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepWexton/status/1087744098126184448

5.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepLoriTrahan/status/1087761442894434304

6.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepEscobar/status/1087762100326461441

7.
https://mobile.twitter.com/RepDebHaaland/status/1087765940052418560

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087756242154475521?s=19

They're not saying it's Kenya anymore? :psyduck:

tpink
Feb 18, 2013

Melman

A Fancy Hat posted:

So the little skeleton boy, and he was.... what a hat, right? What a great hat, I made that hat. Obama liked to say "You didn't make that" but I can say I made that hat. Like the magic wand, it's a thing that others.... that Obama said didn't exist but I did exist it, I made it, too.

But that little skeleton boy, I found out that actually, ACTUALLY, he wasn't a little boy. He pointed and told me to look and I said "Okay", and with a tear in his eye he said "Mr. President, SIR, that's your grave." And I looked and he was pointing at a patch of grass, just some grass, nothing special. And he said to me "I am without beginning or end, I am the death of all things. I come to all in time, the shadow at the end of the hallway that none can understand and none can escape. I am the reaper of souls, SIR, and your soul will soon be harvested. Your body will lie there amongst the worms and dirt, and you will be happy for that small kindness. I will see you again but you will not recognize me until it's too late."

And I just said "Wow" because here was this kid, great kid, and he was talking about the harvest. And we love the farmers, don't we? Love 'em. Soybeans, baked beans, colored beans, all the beans you can eat... and grow. We love them all we're doing SO MUCH for the farmers.

:holymoley:

Strong Sauce
Jul 2, 2003

You know I am not really your father.






he was "raised" in indonesia

but where was he born? kenya obviously.

yellowD
Mar 7, 2007

anyone willingly joining the military is so confounding to me. Post-WW2 the government has proven again and again and again they give zero fucks about the people serving, only the defense contractors

Mr Ice Cream Glove
Apr 22, 2007

Womp womp

https://mobile.twitter.com/Salon/status/1087755761617375233

Owl Inspector
Sep 14, 2011

respect are troops, except when I don’t want to because I’m a rancid hateful shithead and double standards have no meaning to me

nooneofconsequence
Oct 30, 2012

she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

https://twitter.com/NBCPolitics/status/1087767059310759941?s=20

AnoHito
May 8, 2014

yellowD posted:

anyone willingly joining the military is so confounding to me. Post-WW2 the government has proven again and again and again they give zero fucks about the people serving, only the defense contractors

A lot of people do it for the free college. Because the only way to get a good education without ruining yourself financially is to sign up to be shot at.

lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Strong Sauce posted:

he was "raised" in indonesia

but where was he born? kenya obviously.

What's his point then? If he was born in Kenya, then say that. If he was raised in Indonesia, what the gently caress is his point? :psyduck:

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Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

I'm just 10 minutes into this movie but it's loving hilarious, the set up with Hillary about to win, just lol

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRQv9xMQ3E0

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