I don't understand anything, yet want to be in charge of everything! -every republican
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 18:07 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:05 |
Someone please punch that kid in the mouth, tia
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 20:27 |
doxx everyone who's purchased a maga hat, imo
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# ¿ Jan 22, 2019 21:03 |
Welp, as expected you guys! This *Pueeeerto Rican* lady wants to see violence against me. See, all these brown people want to do is murder or see murder and they wonder why we hate them so much!! -tammy lozenges
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 14:13 |
turmb, melanie, dolan jr, aaric, ivanga and jerry, [removed daughter], barron (pending bad)
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 17:27 |
Literally every Republican: *Donny's rancid McCum dribbling out of mouth* "I like this."
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# ¿ Jan 23, 2019 22:56 |
Remember all of the times turmp met with putin and we have zero records or third party accounts for literally any of them?
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 14:24 |
Rockets or M's lmao what even is this person
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 15:05 |
I'm not saying Republicans have an authority complex, but if Authority had a dick there'd be an awful lot of chuds posting poo poo to facebook like "can a guy get pregnert from mouth sexing authority?" edit: "posting for a friend!!!! can guys have babies if they swallowed cums? like to many cums youd see it and say how the f is there so many cums"
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 15:24 |
republican boomers: *raises millennial generation without ever showing any signs of affection* *those millennial kids grow up to raise children who seek attention, then overcompensate by giving them trophies for things they didn't even earn just because they know how badly it hurts to never feel loved.* also republican boomers: *makes fun of millennials for growing up having never been loved*
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 15:37 |
Yeah it's pretty amazing how the narrative was immediately shifted from "some rich white republican catholic school attending piece of poo poo did a terrible thing" to "check out this bad NATIVE AMERICAN with a CRIMINAL RECORD!!!!!!!!!! poor catholic school kids!!" jesus god damned christ
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 19:39 |
McPresident "Bad at Deals" Donkeybrains strikes again!
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# ¿ Jan 24, 2019 22:38 |
Hahahahahahahahaha Good morning, Friday
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 13:30 |
trump: It's a real shame the Radical Democrat Air Traffic Controlars stopped working just Because they aren't receiving Paychecks! Sad! Maybe hire Real Patriots to do job??
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 16:26 |
Who alerted my Fake News Mortal Enemies to the arrest of a guy I heard about once but Definitely never Talked To?! COLLUSION? HILLARY IS A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 17:46 |
trump will get arrested and shuckles will still be like, "Someone was arrested but it wasn't the president. And, honestly it's a little gross how you media outlets keep perpetuating these lies so flagrantly."
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 19:05 |
Nothus posted:Haha he's going to talk himself into declaring an emergency lol that would own
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 20:33 |
Trump won by losing, just like always!
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 21:06 |
Ghostnuke posted:wtf is a pede short for pederast but they don't "mean" it that way
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 21:31 |
National Emergency here we go
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# ¿ Jan 25, 2019 21:33 |
Trump talks about these caravans as if he were the game guide in a tower defense game The enemy numbers have increased! I don't know if our wall or fence or whatever you want to call it can take another hit! We need wall now!!
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 16:44 |
With boomers, we can't forget that fewer of them were college educated than the generations that followed. More of them are dumb, and now they're also old and stubborn.
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# ¿ Jan 26, 2019 21:07 |
therealdonnytrumb WITCH HUNT! -Posted from my iPhone for Prisoners
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 13:04 |
Oh my god... he couldn't even be honest about those ridiculous numbers. He definitely copied those numbers then went, "not scary enough!!!"
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# ¿ Jan 27, 2019 18:36 |
post the trump thhhhhhhhhhhhh picture instead
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2019 13:59 |
Parents of Millenials didn't raise their children to care about the same poo poo they care about because most of them didn't bother raising their children at all.
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# ¿ Jan 29, 2019 17:30 |
Is this not considered racist enough to get him banned from Twitter?
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# ¿ Jan 30, 2019 12:07 |
All things aside, it's just so strange that trump, the person, even exists. He's so loving weird looking and even got cursed with a weird looking dick as well, apparently. Just... the entire package is extremely bad and bizarre. You look at his parents and it makes sense, but then... where the gently caress did they come from?? I think one step removed you'll see his family tree linking to a porcine branch, perhaps bovine as well. And inbreeding. A. Lot. Of. Inbreeding.
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 13:13 |
I bet trump smells weird
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# ¿ Feb 1, 2019 16:45 |
Post ITT every time Jack & Tiger like each other.
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 01:02 |
it's cool that none of them are denying executive time though they're lying about why he barely works lmao
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 21:17 |
sometimes he's got a grumbly tummy so he needs extended executive time stubbed your toe? executive time sneeze? executive time looked at the clock? executive time executive time? hamberders, then executive time
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# ¿ Feb 4, 2019 21:18 |
Yo Mikey it's ur friend the crimes guy hey listen I have really top tier stuff to help "doneld trunp" *wink* get this pres job thing. HMU when u wanna chat about it. Later dawg
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# ¿ Feb 7, 2019 22:33 |
The Archaic posted:Did they ask him about his suspicious property acquirement in Hell's Kitchen and if Daredevil had anything to do with it? He's Kingpin's new henchman, Thumbtack
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 17:55 |
Oh yeeeeaaaahhhhhh! I forgot about this, lol. https://theweek.com/speedreads/821049/roger-stone-denies-hacking-jeff-bezos-phone-even-though-no-asked-did
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 19:41 |
Donny's gonna come back weighing a portly 350, but strangely also have gained several feet in height
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# ¿ Feb 8, 2019 20:03 |
He sat in there browsing on his phone while "tests" were "performed" by "doctors" for "several hours" lol He browsed incest porn on pornhub, watched Fox, ate a mcdouble or three, then left.
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 01:32 |
That guy and his face help make an excellent case for extremely late-term abortion
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# ¿ Feb 9, 2019 17:28 |
Lol Better not let these *checks notes* Americans... into America
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# ¿ Feb 10, 2019 16:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 28, 2024 09:05 |
Maybe the problem isn't toilets stealing your poops, but rather it is your fault for ever having entrusted your poops to a toilet in the first place. Hi, I'm Candaps Omens and here's my vision for Black America *picture of 400 million smiling white faces*
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# ¿ Feb 11, 2019 20:00 |