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nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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I don't understand anything, yet want to be in charge of everything!
-every republican

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nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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Someone please punch that kid in the mouth, tia

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Jul 16, 2007

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doxx everyone who's purchased a maga hat, imo

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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Welp, as expected you guys! This *Pueeeerto Rican* lady wants to see violence against me. See, all these brown people want to do is murder or see murder and they wonder why we hate them so much!!

-tammy lozenges

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Jul 16, 2007

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turmb, melanie, dolan jr, aaric, ivanga and jerry, [removed daughter], barron (pending bad)

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Jul 16, 2007

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Literally every Republican: *Donny's rancid McCum dribbling out of mouth* "I like this."

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Jul 16, 2007

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Remember all of the times turmp met with putin and we have zero records or third party accounts for literally any of them?

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Jul 16, 2007

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Rockets or M's


lmao what even is this person

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Jul 16, 2007

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I'm not saying Republicans have an authority complex, but if Authority had a dick there'd be an awful lot of chuds posting poo poo to facebook like "can a guy get pregnert from mouth sexing authority?"

edit: "posting for a friend!!!! can guys have babies if they swallowed cums? like to many cums youd see it and say how the f is there so many cums"

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Jul 16, 2007

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republican boomers: *raises millennial generation without ever showing any signs of affection*

*those millennial kids grow up to raise children who seek attention, then overcompensate by giving them trophies for things they didn't even earn just because they know how badly it hurts to never feel loved.*

also republican boomers: *makes fun of millennials for growing up having never been loved*

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Jul 16, 2007

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Yeah it's pretty amazing how the narrative was immediately shifted from "some rich white republican catholic school attending piece of poo poo did a terrible thing" to "check out this bad NATIVE AMERICAN with a CRIMINAL RECORD!!!!!!!!!! poor catholic school kids!!"

jesus god damned christ

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Jul 16, 2007

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McPresident "Bad at Deals" Donkeybrains strikes again!

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Jul 16, 2007

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Hahahahahahahahaha

Good morning, Friday :)

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Jul 16, 2007

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trump: It's a real shame the Radical Democrat Air Traffic Controlars stopped working just Because they aren't receiving Paychecks! Sad! Maybe hire Real Patriots to do job??

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Jul 16, 2007

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Who alerted my Fake News Mortal Enemies to the arrest of a guy I heard about once but Definitely never Talked To?! COLLUSION? HILLARY IS A CRIMINAL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Jul 16, 2007

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trump will get arrested and shuckles will still be like, "Someone was arrested but it wasn't the president. And, honestly it's a little gross how you media outlets keep perpetuating these lies so flagrantly."

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Nothus posted:

Haha he's going to talk himself into declaring an emergency

lol that would own

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Jul 16, 2007

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Trump won by losing, just like always!

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Ghostnuke posted:

wtf is a pede

short for pederast but they don't "mean" it that way

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Jul 16, 2007

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National Emergency here we go

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Jul 16, 2007

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Trump talks about these caravans as if he were the game guide in a tower defense game

The enemy numbers have increased! I don't know if our wall or fence or whatever you want to call it can take another hit! We need wall now!!

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Jul 16, 2007

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With boomers, we can't forget that fewer of them were college educated than the generations that followed. More of them are dumb, and now they're also old and stubborn.

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Jul 16, 2007

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therealdonnytrumb

WITCH HUNT!

-Posted from my iPhone for Prisoners

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Oh my god... he couldn't even be honest about those ridiculous numbers. He definitely copied those numbers then went, "not scary enough!!!"

nickhimself
Jul 16, 2007

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post the trump thhhhhhhhhhhhh picture instead

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Jul 16, 2007

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Parents of Millenials didn't raise their children to care about the same poo poo they care about because most of them didn't bother raising their children at all.

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Jul 16, 2007

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Is this not considered racist enough to get him banned from Twitter?

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Jul 16, 2007

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All things aside, it's just so strange that trump, the person, even exists. He's so loving weird looking and even got cursed with a weird looking dick as well, apparently. Just... the entire package is extremely bad and bizarre. You look at his parents and it makes sense, but then... where the gently caress did they come from?? I think one step removed you'll see his family tree linking to a porcine branch, perhaps bovine as well. And inbreeding. A. Lot. Of. Inbreeding.

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Jul 16, 2007

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I bet trump smells weird

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Post ITT every time Jack & Tiger like each other.

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Jul 16, 2007

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it's cool that none of them are denying executive time though

they're lying about why he barely works lmao

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Jul 16, 2007

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sometimes he's got a grumbly tummy so he needs extended executive time


stubbed your toe? executive time

sneeze? executive time

looked at the clock? executive time

executive time? hamberders, then executive time

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Jul 16, 2007

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Yo Mikey it's ur friend the crimes guy hey listen I have really top tier stuff to help "doneld trunp" *wink* get this pres job thing. HMU when u wanna chat about it. Later dawg

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The Archaic posted:

Did they ask him about his suspicious property acquirement in Hell's Kitchen and if Daredevil had anything to do with it?

He's Kingpin's new henchman, Thumbtack

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Jul 16, 2007

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Oh yeeeeaaaahhhhhh! I forgot about this, lol.


https://theweek.com/speedreads/821049/roger-stone-denies-hacking-jeff-bezos-phone-even-though-no-asked-did

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Jul 16, 2007

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Donny's gonna come back weighing a portly 350, but strangely also have gained several feet in height

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He sat in there browsing on his phone while "tests" were "performed" by "doctors" for "several hours" lol

He browsed incest porn on pornhub, watched Fox, ate a mcdouble or three, then left.

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That guy and his face help make an excellent case for extremely late-term abortion

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Jul 16, 2007

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Lol

Better not let these

*checks notes*

Americans... into America

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Jul 16, 2007

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Maybe the problem isn't toilets stealing your poops, but rather it is your fault for ever having entrusted your poops to a toilet in the first place.

Hi, I'm Candaps Omens and here's my vision for Black America

*picture of 400 million smiling white faces*

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