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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087740160559730689?s=19

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087740160559730689?s=19
https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/1087743320988835841?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087756242154475521?s=19

They're not saying it's Kenya anymore? :psyduck:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Strong Sauce posted:

he was "raised" in indonesia

but where was he born? kenya obviously.

What's his point then? If he was born in Kenya, then say that. If he was raised in Indonesia, what the gently caress is his point? :psyduck:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

communism bitch posted:

It just struck me that you guys coulda loving got Arnie to be your latest celebrity president but instead you got a fat cspam moderator and sexual predator lol
I know there's bullshit laws about nationality but Arnie would have been a far better and less embarrassing president imvho

Arnie says people who shoot elephants and lions are cowards so chuds would never vote for such an unmanly man

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Comfy Fleece Sweater posted:

Good ol' Arnoldo can't be president because he was born on another country, which by default makes him less capable than a right-born American, as everyone knows. everyone says, not me, but it's true. and a man online came to me crying and said "Comfy you're so right. You're always so correct." and I said wow

The funniest thing is the reason we probably made that rule was because we didn't want foreign influence in our elections lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/Bella_berryy/status/1087784924336148480?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

runupon cracker posted:

Remember folks, despite that time when an Uber driver shot six people dead while screaming "Make America Great Again," or when a guy in a MAGA hat killed two random bystanders, or when a Trump supporter murdered two cops who told him to put away his Confederate flag, or when Trump supporters beat and pissed on a homeless man while screaming about "illegals," or when a guy in a MAGA hat beat up a Muslim kid and a Hispanic man in a gas station, or when a Trump supporter stabbed a black man for holding hands with a white woman, or when a Trump supporter attacked a Muslim woman at an airport, or when a Trump supporter punched a 70 year old in the face, or when a Trump supporter brutally beat up a protestor, or when a Trump supporter attacked an Indian man in a restaurant while calling him a "sand *DARKLY COLORED FELLOW AMERICAN*," or when Trump supporters called a gay man a "human being" as he was beaten up, or when a Trump supporter called elementary school black kids monkeys before attempting to run them over in his car, or when a Trump supporter attacked a man after yelling Sieg Heil, or when Trump supporters screamed the n word while beating up a black man so bad he was sent to the hospital, or when a Trump supporter groped a fifteen year old, called her a "*DARKLY COLORED FELLOW AMERICAN* lover," and pepper sprayed her directly in the face, or when a Trump supporter yelled deportation at a black man in public before punching him, or when a Trump supporter sucker punched a random Hispanic man in the back of the head, or when a group of Trump supporters groped and beat a protestor, or when a Trump supporter beat up a black man outside of a hospital for visiting his infant, or when a Republican politician grabbed a woman's privates and yelled that Trump made this legal now, or when a Canadian Trump supporter killed six people in a mosque, or when a Trump supporter beat up his African immigrant cab driver, or when a Trump supporter brutally beat up a gay man at a McDonald's, or when a white supremacist killed two people on public transportation in Portland for defending the Muslim girl he was harassing, or when a white supremacist stabbed and killed a teenager on a BART train, or when a Muslim gay rights activist was kidnapped and raped by two Trump supporters, or when a transgender person's car was vandalized and set on fire, or when a Trump supporter assaulted two Muslim women and a baby in a stroller, or when a Trump supporter in Austin killed multiple people with package bombs, or when a Trump supporter shot a protestor in the stomach at point blank range, or when a Trump supporter yelled "heil Trump" as he shot out the windows of minority-owned businesses, or when a Trump supporter murdered a black student at college for dating a white woman, or when a Trump supporter attacked liberals at a college with a machete, there are dangerous people on both sides.

The left is unhinged

You also forgot about all the crimes that Based Stickman committed.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/JacobAWohl/status/1087527396859772928?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Johnny Walker posted:

Surefire Intelligence must have done some really deep digging on this one. Can't wait to find out what they got on this guy who had two people suspiciously die at his home surrounded by drug paraphernalia and gay porn.

With a press conference coincidentally set on the exact same day of Cohen testifying

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

tpink posted:

I hope that this time, Burkman is going to one-up the last conference when he had his fly open, and just do the whole press conference with his balls out.

Also while still having it at a Holiday Inn room that seats 25 while Jacob literally complains about people photoshopping his face onto corn cobs

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

ROFL Octopus posted:

I forget, every time this kid comes up, why does he matter again?

He used to go on Fox News all the time as "the world's youngest hedge fund manager" and was later banned by the SEC for fraud in Arizona. One of the "employees" at his "firm" I poo poo you not had the job title of "Director of Fun".

He used to pay models on craigslist to pose in photos, and then he would call them "Wohl Girls" for his website. Then he'd stiff them on the money, and one of the models' mothers personally went after him.

His chud father is an ambulance chaser that is on Twitter all day long kissing the president's rear end no matter what the situation. Fox News has him on a lot as well.

Jacob kind of fell under everyone's radar because his trading banishment was in like 2012 and people largely forgot about him, but of course the genius began twitter-botting the poo poo out of Trump's tweets; like within 5 seconds of a Trump tweet he has 17 replies all with 3,000 likes

Another thing that put him back in everyone's brain was that disaster of a press conference where he and the idiot that claimed he had a Seth Rich discovery (only to have the guest only "show up" via phone) both got together and had a press conference trying to frame Mueller for rape. It was proven unequivocally false while people yelled "you aren't even allowed to have an e-trade account!" at him.

He's now set to have another press conference February 7th, which is the exact same day as the Cohen testimony. He thinks Trump will appreciate him trying to get people to pay less attention to Cohen or something.

Anyway the shitshow that will ensue on February 7th is going to be breathtaking, I'm sure.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

yellowD posted:

It's really disheartening that government workers haven't staged any mass protests or work stoppages. Hell even a couple ATC centers being shut down for sickness for a day would help get the point across

You do know what Reagan did to the ATC workers when they did this, right

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Gutter Phoenix posted:

Piss-baby needs attention!



I'm the four Ms in Trump

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
Trump's going to reopen the government just so he can make the speech, isn't he?

He's in quite a predicament. Keeping the government closed is killing his approval rating, but if he doesn't get the wall he'll be in trouble with chud voters in 2020

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Jacob Wohl is going to have to reschedule his press conference lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Legit question but can trump just have his state of the union address somewhere else? Why does it have to be that specific place?


Kumo posted:


I don't have a broad knowledge of 18 U.S.C.

I was following a trial very closely recently in the US where a guy got 20 years in prison for a non-violent bank robbery. 7 years was for the bank robbery. 13 years was because he threatened a witness.

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

A Fancy Hat posted:

The President literally cannot stop doing crimes, much like an ordinary person can't eat just one potato chip.

This is literally why the Mueller investigation hasn't wrapped up yet

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

AKA Pseudonym posted:

Trump trying to bully his way into the giving a speech in the House chamber and pouting after being easily shutdown might be my favorite thing to come out of this administration

He's so loving shook that republicans lost the house lmao

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

DRINK ME posted:

Snitching bitch. Is CJ another rightwing grifter wannabe?

Yes

https://m.washingtontimes.com/news/2015/dec/9/cj-pearson-ex-conservative-poster-child-endorses-b/

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Blast of Confetti posted:

donald trump is trending on twitter and its nonstop dunks

https://twitter.com/hashtag/DonaldTrumpsTheTypeOfGuy?src=tren

https://twitter.com/Mr_GuyWise/status/1088231823505846274?s=19

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

poisonpill posted:

The latest line I’m hearing irl is “So what? Government can’t do anything right anyway. It’s been shutdown a month and there isn’t anything different.”

Because the government employees are still loving working, Jesus loving Christ

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

schmug posted:

it will never sink in with them unless they are directly affected by something like a disease or some poo poo...or money.

Yeah but that argument doesn't even make sense because the only difference is people aren't getting paid. Do they think those 800k people are at home, not working? :psyduck:

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/slmyers11/status/1088515180173025280

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

tpink posted:

Has Ted Cruz always been this size or has he really balooned up in the last few months!? I seriously don't remember him being this big.

he's always been a barrel rear end

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Mortgagee, uh, mortgager, uh, the person who collects the interest

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

super macho dude posted:

loving Wilbur Ross recommending furloughed workers to take out loans like it ain't no thing. Right out of the Trump playbook of taking out loans and just never paying them back.

Reminder that he's a billionaire

Literally a millionaire times a thousand

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

outy posted:

One of the issues is that people have a really hard time getting their heads round just how big a number that is. You hear billionaires and millionaires used interchangeably as the same sort of level of wealth.

For comparison:
1 million seconds is 11 days.
1 billion seconds is 31 years.

The idea of allowing individuals to amass actual billions in the same country that children die of poverty every day is utterly perverted. Surely there is a point where you can say "alright, no more golden super-yachts for you, we're going to build a free health clinic" without chuds whining about the destruction of entrepreneurial spirit.

I find breaking it down to how much they earn per hour usually does the trick

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

AKA Pseudonym posted:

The grocery store thing is very stupid but the idea that people have a personal friendship with their mortgage company (or better yet the mortgage company that bought their mortgage from their original mortgage company) is also very stupid, and I don't want to see that overshadowed.

Like the only thing I could possibly see is possibly calling your credit card company and begging and pleading with them but lmfao at the idea that a mortgage company or grocery store (?) would give a gently caress

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

explosivo posted:

https://twitter.com/briantylercohen/status/1088527424436883456

This probably got posted already but holy poo poo this dude goes off on Big Ted.

This is great

Even Ted's young children hate him lol

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/Complex/status/1088803939481473025?s=19

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Nocheez posted:

Woke up, saw Roger Stone was indicted, :lol:ed.

It better not be a nothingberder.

The FBI has a 93% conviction rate

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

If I am not mistaken this is the first Trump tweet EVER to be ratioed (the only other one that came close I believe was when he said like 30 people died in Puerto Rico and the other 4,000 were from old age).

Twitter history today, folks!

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy
https://twitter.com/MEPFuller/status/1088883512541958144?s=19

another lol:

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Virigoth posted:

the_donald has lost faith. lol

link plz

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

MunchE posted:

So just in case anyone thinks Jacob Wohl is actually like some uber rich CHUD, his dad David loving Wohl:
Got his law degree California Western School of Law which is an online diploma mill
Is a criminal defense attorney out here in the suburbs 50 miles from LA and lists his location as "Los Angeles, CA"
Has had his presence almost complete scrubbed from his law firm's website: https://cucamongacriminaldefense.attorney/ because he pretty much makes money being a FOX news talking head: https://www.lawcrossing.com/article/1339/David-Wohl-Lawyer-Legal-Analyst-and-Investigative-Reporter-CBS2-Los-Angeles/
Dude lives in like a $600k McMansion in a nice suburb but not like, Orange County nice or the parts of LA where rich people live

This is going to make it so much better when Jacob is arrested

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

https://twitter.com/dcexaminer/status/1088971312482209792

I somehow find this hard to believe if he lives nextdoor to a loving NFL superstar like ochocinco

Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Holy poo poo, these aren't small polling variances either:

quote:

At the same time, there is broad support for increasing taxes on the wealthiest families. Voters support tax increases on families making over $10 million annually by a 46-point margin (70 percent favor-24 percent oppose)

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Chumbawumba4ever97
Dec 31, 2000

by Fluffdaddy

Didn't he just say yesterday that "this isn't about building a wall from sea to shiny sea, it's about technology and drones" or some poo poo?

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