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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

There's this really old guy who goes to my gym. During the debates, he told me he's been a republican his whole life but has never seen a bigger rear end in a top hat than Trump, and couldn't believe anyone would support this guy. Today he was wearing a MAGA hat.

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


But her parents aren't running for president.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

the wealthy are living gods

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


He learned everything he knows about dogs from Johnson, Romney, and Huckabee.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

mcvey posted:

I've never thought about it before but birds must have dicks

Right?

I'm not posting duckpenis.jpg

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Egbert Souse posted:

lol CNN has some Republican reps on right now and one response about the SOTU is that "Well, the state of the union isn't that important anyways and I don't like all the pomp"

Another's response about people not getting paid is basically "Well, I'm from the private sector and if you don't work, you don't get paid"


seriously, lol to anyone who voted for these ghouls

Does he know they are working and not getting paid?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Gutter Phoenix posted:

I'm curious, what's in that county to make it rich? I haven't been to that state since I was a kid and don't know much about the demographics. I think of Tennessee as being backwards, like Kentucky or Indiana or Iowa.

Nashville suburb.

Also lmao

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


*lists millennials taking jobs sucking off the government teat*

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Quote-Unquote posted:

It's legal to not pay people for working and it's illegal to stop working when you're not getting paid

nice country, good job

The 13th amendment is very clear on this being allowed under certain conditions.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

schmug posted:

and people have made it very clear throughout history that gently caress you gov't eat a dick is also a real option

lmao "allowed" wtf is this?

These unpaid workers are brave "volunteers." Or prisoners. Take your pick.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

https://en.wikipedia.org/w/index.php?title=List_of_caves_in_the_United_States&oldid=880166560#Washington_D.C


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Dang It Bhabhi! posted:

It's Irvine, isn't it?

A nice house in Irvine is like $800+. $600k will get you a small bungalow.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

System Metternich posted:

https://twitter.com/RoigFranzia/status/1088787091184594945

A lot going on in that picture, lol. I can't decide what's my favourite: The photo of the pope with Nixon's face photoshopped into? Or the Chairman Mao bust? The Anonymous mask? Or what appears to be a copy of Mein Kampf? Or maybe it's the safari hat on top of the shelf? :allears:

I like that its in Harlem.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Holy poo poo, Nick Di Paolo is alive?

I seriously thought he OD'd on coke around 2003.

He did a radio show/podcast with Artie Lange for a few years, so not far off.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Xenomrph posted:

okay so here’s what I don’t think I understand.

MAGA CHUDs were the hippies from the 60s, right? like, anti government, anti Nixon, peace and love and all that poo poo, right?

what happened to them other than “they got old”? does that mean we’re going to turn into awful people when we get old? was the generation before them also lovely when they got old, but there wasn’t 24hour news and social media to throw it in the spotlight?

This was documented in the 1997 song Walkin' On The Sun by Smash Mouth.

They were never hippies. They were always chuds just in it for the fashion of being hip, or selling the fashion to others.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

To be fair, I went to college with a lot of really dumb people.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

as soon as anyone gets one foot over the boarder they get free section 8 housing and food stamps and thousands of dollars in kid stuff and free education and free healthcare.

also they are able to receive tax returns even though they don't work or pay taxes and send back to Mexico the earned income tax credits they claimed on their neighbors' kids who live in Mexico

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


He's over a year late.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Jel Shaker posted:

the fbi more concerned with the rights of the KKK than left wing protesters you say?


https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/2019/feb/01/sacramento-rally-fbi-kkk-domestic-terrorism-california

The FBI opened a “domestic terrorism” investigation into a civil rights group in California, labeling the activists “extremists” after they protested against neo-Nazis in 2016, new documents reveal.

Federal authorities ran a surveillance operation on By Any Means Necessary (Bamn), spying on the leftist group’s movements in an inquiry that came after one of Bamn’s members was stabbed at the white supremacist rally, according to documents obtained by the Guardian. The FBI’s Bamn files reveal:

The FBI investigated Bamn for potential “conspiracy” against the “rights” of the “Ku Klux Klan” and white supremacists.
The FBI considered the KKK as victims and the leftist protesters as potential terror threats, and downplayed the threats of the Klan, writing: “The KKK consisted of members that some perceived to be supportive of a white supremacist agenda.”
The FBI’s monitoring included in-person surveillance, and the agency cited Bamn’s advocacy against “rape and sexual assault” and “police brutality” as evidence in the terrorism inquiry.

https://twitter.com/GrantBrisbee/status/1010240159642578944?s=19

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

What shithole state was this?

Do these dumbass chuds not realize that not everyone who drives a Prius is a tree hugging liberal and some people just want to save money on petroleum? :psyduck:

Pretty sure people around here do it to get the HOV sticker. Also so they can drive 20 over the limit while only paying average fuel prices, rather than driving normally and saving money.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

This is the only Cool Cat that I am aware of. Am I out of touch?


FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Wasn't that the Gillette commercial in a nutshell? Toxic masculinity exists because there aren't positive masculine role models stopping it?

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

SpaceGoatFarts posted:

Is it normal to use km as a unit in the US or is this just to make it more obvious they are nazis?

No one uses those socialist units.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

https://twitter.com/rcbregman/status/1095123770908528640

lmao the Heir to the Swanson Frozen Food Fortune has a meltdown confronting the idea that he stands to benefit personally from his editorials at the expense of others.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Looks like the headline writer forgot about Dre.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Dr. Faustus posted:

We interrupt your regularly scheduled lols with a special "animals are awesome" lol which is making the rounds on social media:

Agility dog/beautiful border collie "Verb" wins the Westminster agility contest and would also make a much better president than one Donald Jorm Trpmu:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhKmykc02Bw

My dog wishing she was there

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Nah
https://height-weight-chart.com/603-240.html




lmao checks out
https://height-weight-chart.com/511-300.html

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

bag em and tag em posted:

I'm the party of small government that loves to invent emergencies to sieze money without congressional approval. MAGA

One president is smaller than 535 congressmen. :chord:

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

AkumaHokoru posted:

dear police please investigate yourself we trust you. -mayor-

This is essentially Kamala Harris' platform.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

He's dodged it pretty well. I think most of it has been described as bad dates and him being generally touchy feely with everyone.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

The Constitution is very clear that the right to bear arms belongs to people who form a well regulated militia.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Catastrophe posted:

Ack. Gross. I used to drive through Allentown 2-3 times per week on my way to the Sands casino (I used to... there are ways to make money off casinos). I hated that entire area. Driving there from Philly reminded me of my drives around central Wisconsin. Flat farmland for miles in every direction. And Allentown. The food there sucked, the buildings sucked, the roads sucked, the coffee sucked, the scenery sucked.

Anyway that county in PA is one of the few in the state that was blue for the 2016 presidential election. The more you know.

Allentown has a nice Wegmans. And Dorney Park. And the many Turkey Hill convenience stores. And you're not far from Kutztown. We went to Crystal Cave a few times when I was a kid. Everyone loves Kutztown.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


quote:

New Jersey state Sen. Joe Pennacchio (R) said in a statement to the local paper that the bill should be amended to apply to gubernatorial, state Senate and Assembly candidates, too.

“What’s good for the goose is what’s good for the gander,” Pennacchio told the publication. “If this really is about making sure voters are well-informed, then common sense dictates that [the bill] should apply to all of us.”

Pennacchio’s amendments have reportedly been blocked by state Democrats.

:lol: indeed

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

HJE-Cobra posted:

Watching a twitch stream of Washington Post covering a congressional testimony

This is 2019



It on Youtube also

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xF0TO0yU834

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

A GLISTENING HODOR posted:

Is that not John Lewis chairing?

I'm watching on a 13" break room tv.

https://twitter.com/RepCummings/status/410047083987476480

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

Who What Now posted:

They politicized themselves when they publicly came out against LGBT rights.

By all means, enjoy their food, the contributions of one person is meaningless, but let's not pretend they're innocent.

The entire staff at my local Chic-fil-a is very obviously and flamboyantly gay. Maybe its a prop, who knows.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003


Common core strikes again.

FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

super macho dude posted:

This new thing where chuds are starting to wear beards as a fashion and identity statement is hilarious.

Should I shave my Marx beard?

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FogHelmut
Dec 18, 2003

bird with big dick posted:

what the fucks a buccees

A really nice roadstop bathroom with a convenience store and gas station attached.

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