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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Old thread dead, long live the new thread!

In a 5-4 decision, the conservative Supreme Court has decided to gently caress the countrty. No one revolted, everyone accepted this. Stay tuned to this station for more of... this.

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Car Hater posted:

New thread, who dis

TRUMP

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
This is a goddamn great start to the weekend. gently caress that guy.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Post ITT every time you lol that our retard President causes the collapse of modern society

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
What an idiooooot

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Oh my God he just never shuts up. He just keeps spouting ahit. Why God why

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

vaginite posted:

bird with a big dick is a good poster he makes me lol a couple times a day. And lol in a droll hmmnahh that is amusing away but in the literal sense where I audibly laugh but I never quote him because I have social anxiety :(

:yeah: :same:

love you, bird with big dick

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Digirat posted:

i hope this fat orange gently caress dies in pure misery, knowing he is to blame for everything he's ruined, no matter how much he lies to himself like he always did

That's a lot to ask from Trump, honestly.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Man, the poor people of Venezuela are already dealing with enough poo poo. I'd prefer our country didn't go down there and make things exponentially even worse. :negative:

Then again, hell timeline and all. hail satan :sigh:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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mono posted:

Treasury will again borrow $1 trillion to pay for tax cuts, spending

:psyboom:

I can't even

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

What a oval office. This person has literally no redeeming qualities and only serves to stir up poo poo. She thrives off negative energy like the pink slime in Ghostbusters 2.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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SirPablo posted:

Just sharing. I'm a fed, so even though the gov is "open", we are still having problems from the shutdown. Finance system is down so purchases are being manually approved. Travel is still held up because of that; I just had a significant workshop cancelled (was set to happen in two weeks). We keep being told by higher ups things won't be normal for 2-3 more weeks.

I'm so glad Trump shut down the gov and got......

sorry bro, in 2-3 weeks the government is getting shut down again and you'll be back to square 1 again. hail our glorious master

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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They refuse to even entertain the thought that they are ruining the Earth. I mean, "we're God's people. He made this planet for us! The idea of global warming is sacrilegious! The animals exist for us to kill and rule over! Only a LIBTARD would disagree with this!" That kind of poo poo.

How can people be so willfully ignorant of their actions to the world around them? The way people close their minds off to any reason is baffling.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
I work tonight, so I'll have to get second-hand info on the SOTU. Please remember to put on jockstraps in the event that any balls are howled off, and please bring sufficient alcohol for situations when he says things that are simply tone deaf and infuriating. Thx good night and good luck. :911:

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Hm

Well

That was a State of the Union, I guess.

gently caress capitalism and Trump, hail socialism.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
Congresswoman.

Thank you for that question,

<bullshit>

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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dodge dodge dodge dodge dodge

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

An insane mind posted:

Hey Americans, don't want to die from easily preventable diseases? Stop kicking down and tax/eat the rich.

Sincerely,

Your favourite insane mind (me!!!)

But but what if I become rich in twenty years?? I would be hurting myself! I made all my money through hard work and perseverance, I'm entitled to it!

EAT the RICH

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?

Shoefish posted:

I fainted at work a couple of years ago. Was otherwise fine, but work called an ambulance. I ended up with a 2 week hospital stay, with a huge battery of tests to make sure nothing serious was going on. They wanted to put a pacemaker in just to be sure. All of this cost me nothing. I did end up having a heart monitor implanted, this also cost nothing. Also I got paid full sick leave for all the time off. I am an air traffic controller in Australia and lolling at America in the Trump thread.

Yeah this ain't happening in America. You'd get stuck with a multi-thousand dollar bill (atleast) and no work pay. Our country is poo poo.

LifeSunDeath posted:

I think that Whitaker poo poo yesterday broke me. I just don't care anymore, nothing's going to get fixed, we're all going to go broke paying taxes and getting minor illness, then total nuclear warfare. So I say, drink your wine, smoke your smoke, have some sex, and check the gently caress out.

Already there, bro. :smith: I'm along for the ride but I don't exactly have any hope. If anything, a lot of us Americans in the Trump thread and just here to comment and watch it go down while still finding some semblance of humor.

That doesn't mean I'm not hoping for a Mattering. I'm hoping for it! I just... man, it's hard getting kicked when you're already down.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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as a Minnesotan who had to deal with walking to work in -60 degree wind chills last week linked in part to the climate change, gently caress you Mr. President.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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guys, can someone help me? my eyes have rolled to the back of my head after reading this and I'm not sure if I can even drive anywhere to seek medical attention. it was very difficult even writing this. is there a cure?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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bird with big dick posted:

find a job you love and you’ll never work a day in your life. it took me a while but I eventually found my dream career where I get paid six figgies to watch Netflix and eat mashed potatoes while getting a tug job.

Is your company hiring?

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Tip posted:

lol gently caress this guy

Yeah wtf

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Jim Jordan is the biggest dick, jfc

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

Are you a BigMac of imbeciles!?
All of these republicans just holding onto the same tired trope of "hE's a lIaR, wE cAn'T tRuSt hIm!!!" are so motherfucking pathetic. They can't perceive the idea of changes in heart or redemption, or the idea of anyone not wanting to take the fall for Trump's poo poo anymore.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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BOOOOOOOK DEALS

Art of the Book Deal

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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So many republicans with C-Spam Mod southern drawls

Ahh doo declayare

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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The thought processes the repubs have to try and justify their criticisms against Cohen testifying are baffling and enraging. Christ

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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what congressman is asking these questions right now? they can't focus the camera on them.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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WWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW posted:

My brother hosed a black girl so I can't be racist

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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I just wish we didn't have to wait like... two hours, did it end up being? Before we got to hear the questions from the freshmen, which only lasted maybe 20 minutes and then the hearing ended. I fell asleep in the time it took for their break, and just seemed like the break wasn't really necessary when they were almost done anyway. I believe I remembered hearing they were calling votes before the recess ended but still.

Whatever, it was still fascinating to watch from start to finish.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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:hmbol: ahhh I needed that to knock me back into reality


I can't even tell wtf is real anymore. When you have to question when a quote is real or satire, that means Trump.

(It's probably real)

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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I remember how before Trump was made President, I was afraid about how the world would look at us for voting in a racist rear end in a top hat. I was wondering how bad it would get, because I felt for sure that things were gonna get worse with him in office, and everyone else was like, "oh he's not even inaugurated yet, give him a chance, let him get his administration together, etc." gently caress those people. gently caress all them people. Goddrat. Not only do we look worse to the rest of the world, we're actively less safe than we were two years ago because all of the racists feel safe out in the open and don't feel like hiding it anymore, breeding more hate. It's only getting loving worse and after seeing New Zealand, our stank is spreading out into the world at large.

Eggboy is great but as a whole there aren't too many lols lately. I am glad that there are people like him willing to stand up to these fucks, and I'm very glad he wasn't injured.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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nooneofconsequence posted:

do you think Trupm knows how to drive?

nah

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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lol look at this gently caress nut

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Dizz posted:

Don't the blue states in that image have enough people in them where we can literally just stomp the states into unlivable land?

yeah california alone has crazy population. But hey, Steve King and his alt right friends want to feel big about their guns they can't legally use against their countrymen in a way they want to think they're allowed to: without repercussions.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Live Free posted:

But for real is America going to erupt into violence at some point? Or is it just Sisyphean retardation timeline until Donald's out of power?

lol America is never going to have any kind of revolution again, peaceful or violent. The country is so large and the rich have so much clout that people can't properly mobilize against or with any sort of force. We on the internet, we who know to look, can actively watch streams of the House and various other bodies debating important issues, but most people don't give a poo poo, even if their healthcare is taken away. I don't want to turn into absolute negative territory, but I think that it's good not to hope for Godot. If we actually see changes, thank Christ, but it's going to take a poo poo-ton of effort to get the common people to be interested in any type of politics, even if our President actively takes away medicare and social security.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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How many millions have we spent on his dumb golf trips and protecting his stupid family with Secret Service they take advantage of? gently caress you, Donald.

The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Good news never travels fast enough, but Tromp news goes at the speed of light. I hope Friday is good.

Ape Has Killed Ape posted:

Kush's grand plan was a Legend of Zelda trading quest.

lol

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The Grimace
Sep 18, 2005

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Post ITT every time you lol that our big dumb President loses face to dead senators

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