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Which match are you looking forward to most tonight?
This poll is closed.
Rey vs. Andrade 1st Fall 4 19.05%
Rey vs. Andrade 2nd Fall 6 28.57%
Rey vs. Andrade 3rd Fall 4 19.05%
The entirety of Rey vs. Andrade 7 33.33%
Total: 12 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Mr. McMahon to moderate “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles’ face-to-face
Tensions between WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles have continued to escalate over the past several weeks, and now, with their WWE Title Match in sight, the two will meet face-to-face tonight with Mr. McMahon moderating. With both Superstars having attacked each other in arena concourses over consecutive weeks, animosity is running at an all-time high in this incredibly personal rivalry. And now, with Mr. McMahon moderating, who only a few weeks ago urged The Phenomenal One to bring out “the real” AJ Styles, will matters boil over just five nights before they square off at Royal Rumble?

Rey Mysterio and Andrade to collide in 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
HOLY gently caress

The Miz and Cesaro to battle with their partners in their corners five nights before Royal Rumble
Following the chaotic scene last week that saw The Miz and Sheamus’ one-on-one match conclude with both The Celtic Warrior and Cesaro being covered in cake, The A-Lister and Swiss Superman will battle just five nights before the Royal Rumble SmackDown Tag Team Championship clash between the two units. With both Shane McMahon and Sheamus in The Miz and Cesaro’s respective corners, who will obtain one final edge heading into the Royal Rumble event this Sunday?

Naomi and Mandy Rose to square off
Mandy Rose sunk to new lows to embarrass Naomi last week on SmackDown LIVE, persuading both Naomi and her husband Jimmy Uso to a hotel room in a plan that ultimately resulted in Naomi being downed by The Golden Goddess, who escaped (*). Looking to retaliate, Naomi will have a chance to regain some pride when she collides with Mandy tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Will Rose’s mind games continue to dim The Glow?

* This is.... uhhh.... an interesting interpretation of last week.

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Cavauro
Jan 9, 2008

i'm going to watch the Royal Rumble

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

i'm going to watch the Royal Rumble

Oh yeah? Well I am going to watch Wrestlemania!

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST

Jerusalem posted:

Oh yeah? Well I am going to watch Wrestlemania!

You aren't pointing at the sign!

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wow listen to that silent crowd. Get someone out here who can draw some HEAT

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one





those monsters

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
don't forget to sign up for the royal rumble roulette. and don't be rude to me when you sign up, or maybe i'll forget to give you a number, like the guy in the thread who was rude to me

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Well thats a troubling sign. "I want to be Lynch'd"

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

Eek that sign

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

You aren't pointing at the sign!

Be careful you fool, it's illegal to POINTS TO SIGN until the Royal Rumble is over! :gonk:

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Guys I think Becky is pretty popular

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

Baron Corbin posted:

don't forget to sign up for the royal rumble roulette. and don't be rude to me when you sign up, or maybe i'll forget to give you a number, like the guy in the thread who was rude to me

Rick Rude not allowed in the Royal Rumble Roulette :(

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Guys I think Becky is pretty popular

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say.... I concur!

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


At this point I think it's fair to say Asuka doesn't own pants and may not know what pants are.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat

The Kimoa Kid posted:

At this point I think it's fair to say Asuka doesn't own pants and may not know what pants are.

Worked for Randy Orton.

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Oh. Here is Charlotte. :geno:

Shayna Baszler
Oct 24, 2001

i'll always take care of you
Muldoon
explain charlotte's aesthetic

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Charlotte is coming off like a heel here.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Baron Corbin posted:

explain charlotte's aesthetic

maleficent

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I can't wait for Asuka to win the Rumble again!

Baron Corbin posted:

explain charlotte's aesthetic

Goth Cheerleader

Truther Vandross
Jun 17, 2008

God Charlotte sucks at promos

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

At this point I think it's fair to say Asuka doesn't own pants and may not know what pants are.

She's not sure what they are, but she's adamant that she'll gently caress them up if they ever come near her.

PASS THE MASH
Oct 30, 2013


Baron Corbin posted:

explain charlotte's aesthetic

Evil Stepmother who steals your father away

Fresh Like Zafo
May 31, 2012



If Paige's makeup line is to make people look pale as gently caress, then I guess mission accomplished.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

Everything about the way Charlotte carries herself works for a heel, and making her a face has always baffled me.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Becky is so loving cool

DarkstarIV
Apr 6, 2010

OFFICIAL RACIST
Well Becky is losing on Sunday now.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jamie Noble getting poo poo talked to his face must remind him of happier days with Nidia :allears:

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



at last, the naomi vs mandy match we've heard written about in ancient scripture

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
I would be terrified to be within 50 feet of Asuka right now.

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


DarkstarIV posted:

Well Becky is losing on Sunday now.

You said that last week after a segment making Becky look weaker than Asuka lol

wicka
Jun 28, 2007


Lmao, that segment lasted TWELVE MINUTES and effectively advanced like four different stories. Smackdown is so much better than Raw.

CarlCX
Dec 14, 2003

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Lmao, that segment lasted TWELVE MINUTES and effectively advanced like four different stories. Smackdown is so much better than Raw.

One day in the future when the brand split inevitably ends again, I really, really want some postmortem interviews from ex-writers about why there was such a loving disparity.

Push El Burrito
May 9, 2006

Soiled Meat
Wow they're taking the "fight forever" advice real far.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...what the gently caress is this narration....? :stare:

HidaO-Win
Jun 5, 2013

"And I did it, because I was a man who had exhausted reason and thus turned to magicks"
This should be the running joke of the night, with them cutting back to Becky scrapping with Asuka after every segment.

Abroham Lincoln
Sep 19, 2011

Note to self: This one's the good one



Jerusalem posted:

...what the gently caress is this narration....? :stare:

welcome...

TO TEMPTATION ISLAND

BOOTY-ADE
Aug 30, 2006

BIG KOOL TELLIN' Y'ALL TO KEEP IT TIGHT

Jerusalem posted:

...what the gently caress is this narration....? :stare:

Stupid as hell

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

One day in the future when the brand split inevitably ends again, I really, really want some postmortem interviews from ex-writers about why there was such a loving disparity.

Writer: Vince was tired after Monday and didn't get as directly involved :ms:

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surf rock
Aug 12, 2007

We need more women in STEM, and by that, I mean skateboarding, television, esports, and magic.
Goddammit I missed the start of Smackdown and apparently it was awesome

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