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Which match are you looking forward to most tonight?
This poll is closed.
Rey vs. Andrade 1st Fall 4 19.05%
Rey vs. Andrade 2nd Fall 6 28.57%
Rey vs. Andrade 3rd Fall 4 19.05%
The entirety of Rey vs. Andrade 7 33.33%
Total: 12 votes
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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?



Mr. McMahon to moderate “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles’ face-to-face
Tensions between WWE Champion “The New” Daniel Bryan and AJ Styles have continued to escalate over the past several weeks, and now, with their WWE Title Match in sight, the two will meet face-to-face tonight with Mr. McMahon moderating. With both Superstars having attacked each other in arena concourses over consecutive weeks, animosity is running at an all-time high in this incredibly personal rivalry. And now, with Mr. McMahon moderating, who only a few weeks ago urged The Phenomenal One to bring out “the real” AJ Styles, will matters boil over just five nights before they square off at Royal Rumble?

Rey Mysterio and Andrade to collide in 2-out-of-3 Falls Match
HOLY gently caress

The Miz and Cesaro to battle with their partners in their corners five nights before Royal Rumble
Following the chaotic scene last week that saw The Miz and Sheamus’ one-on-one match conclude with both The Celtic Warrior and Cesaro being covered in cake, The A-Lister and Swiss Superman will battle just five nights before the Royal Rumble SmackDown Tag Team Championship clash between the two units. With both Shane McMahon and Sheamus in The Miz and Cesaro’s respective corners, who will obtain one final edge heading into the Royal Rumble event this Sunday?

Naomi and Mandy Rose to square off
Mandy Rose sunk to new lows to embarrass Naomi last week on SmackDown LIVE, persuading both Naomi and her husband Jimmy Uso to a hotel room in a plan that ultimately resulted in Naomi being downed by The Golden Goddess, who escaped (*). Looking to retaliate, Naomi will have a chance to regain some pride when she collides with Mandy tonight on SmackDown LIVE. Will Rose’s mind games continue to dim The Glow?

* This is.... uhhh.... an interesting interpretation of last week.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Cavauro posted:

i'm going to watch the Royal Rumble

Oh yeah? Well I am going to watch Wrestlemania!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

DarkstarIV posted:

You aren't pointing at the sign!

Be careful you fool, it's illegal to POINTS TO SIGN until the Royal Rumble is over! :gonk:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Guys I think Becky is pretty popular

I'm gonna go out on a limb and say.... I concur!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

At this point I think it's fair to say Asuka doesn't own pants and may not know what pants are.

She's not sure what they are, but she's adamant that she'll gently caress them up if they ever come near her.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Becky is so loving cool

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Jamie Noble getting poo poo talked to his face must remind him of happier days with Nidia :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

...what the gently caress is this narration....? :stare:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CarlCX posted:

One day in the future when the brand split inevitably ends again, I really, really want some postmortem interviews from ex-writers about why there was such a loving disparity.

Writer: Vince was tired after Monday and didn't get as directly involved :ms:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Sionistic posted:

Mandy's entrance makes me think they had recorded it on 480p

Remember the old V1 entrances Matt Hardy used to do with dropped frames like it was being played on Realplayer through a modem? :allears:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

loving :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

The Kimoa Kid posted:

Oh I forgot about my actually good idea, which is Naomi tryna gently caress Sonya because she thinks her and Mandy are married

Huh, so The Kimoa Kid's real identity was Daria Rae Berenato all this time?

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Those loving punches :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

uncurable mlady posted:

honestly i can't tell a difference between shane's dumb loving punches and ronda's dumb loving punches

Ronda's don't look great and don't hurt. Shane's look terrible AND actually injure people.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Shane doing a The Office style look to camera as Sheamus was coming in with the Brogue Kick :lol:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That Ali video was really loving great.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Vince being allowed to look directly at the screen gave me a flashback to 1984 and O'Brien telling Winston that he has the authority/privelage to turn off the giant telescreens :sweatdrop:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please start ranting about billionaire assholes, Bryan!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

THE PLANET'S CHAMPION :vince:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

AJ start explaining the planet is flat!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YOU CAN'T USE THAT WORD AJ! THAT'S DANIEL'S WORD!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HE'S GOING AFTER THE BOOMERS :aaa:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

YES RIP ON THE BOOMERS

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This. loving. owns.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This is the loving best, this is loving amazing

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HitTheTargets posted:

Wait, if Ali is a robot and he's a cop, that makes him... Some kind of Terminator.

He's like some kind of unstoppable.... wrestling.... guy....

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This has been a cool Smackdown and we've still got Rey vs Andrade to come :hellyeah:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Professor Funk posted:

So Ali is gonna bounce Joe from the Rumble isn't he

I assume so. I hope so!

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

CHIMEL GET OUT OF HERE! IS EDGE HERE? NO HE'S NOT! :mad:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Holy gently caress that powerbomb

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

why does rey mysterio think he has anything to prove at this point

The scary thing this is Rey Mysterio in his 40s, beat-up and far slower than he used to be.... and he's still one of the best wrestlers on the loving planet.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

HOLY FUCCCCCCK

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Every time I watch it I still can't quite believe I'm seeing it

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

That baseball slide/sunset flip/powerbomb..... loving hell Rey is STILL the best.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

God, imagine Rey or Andrade vs. Daniel Bryan.... :pray:

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Kinda goes without saying, but it is so refreshing that there is such a clear face/heel dynamic here and the crowd are fully accepting of both.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

This loving match, holy gently caress.

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

JOEEEEEEEEE

Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

.... oh, and the end result of all this is.... Randy Orton.

Oh.

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?

Please God give us a definitive match between Rey and Andrade at Wrestlemania. These two are so loving good and they deserve the biggest stage and a clear conclusion.

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